Black Dynamite (2009)
Critic Consensus: A loving and meticulous send-up of 1970s blaxsploitation movies, Black Dynamite is funny enough for the frat house and clever enough for film buffs.
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Critic Reviews for Black Dynamite
The portentous dialogue, two-track-recorded soundtrack (by Adrian Younge) and eager performances are all highly diverting.
If the joke is somewhat one-note and eventually told too long and too often, at least it's a good joke.
Before an hour has passed tedium overtakes Black Dynamite -- one corny martial-arts sequence turns out to be plenty -- and all the good jokes dry up.
Even though it sounds funnier than it plays, between the song and the nun chucks, I was happy.
Audience Reviews for Black Dynamite
An ex-CIA agent, Kung Fu expert and lovin' machine known only as Black Dynamite avenges the death of his brother, cleans up the streets and sticks it to The Man in this homage cum parody of 70s blaxploitation movies. Scott Sanders is obviously a connoisseur of the genre as the whole film is pretty much spot on when sending up every detail of its intended target. There is the cast of casually racist and sexist stereotypes, the painfully clumsy exposition, laughably over the top action sequences and ham-fisted pseudo-messages as well as the usual glaring continuity errors, missed cues and clod hopping yet irresistibly funky music score. Michael Jai White not only looks the part but also is actually almost too good at the high kicking martial arts sequences. The one drawback is that it can enter Naked Gun territory (particularly during the fist fight with Richard Nixon!) without being quite funny enough to carry it off but at the same time is not quite clever enough to be a Tarantino/Rodriguez style pastiche. But it is consistently entertaining for its brief running time and will provide plenty of knowing chuckles to fans of Blaxploitation.
An amusing and sometimes hilarious tribute to low-budget 1970s blaxploitation films, with clumsy zooms, saturated colors and intentional filming errors to create the illusion of belonging to that era - something Tarantino should have done better in his Death Proof.
A fun homage to old school cinema and brings out humor that isn't found anymore with today's raunchy crap. There is at least one joke that will make you giggle or roar in laughter. In short, Black Dynamite is just hilarious!
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|Patricia Nixon:||keep your hands off the presedential china ware you moon cricket|
|Black Dynamite:||Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done FUCKED UP NOW.|
|Black Dynamite:||The worse thing about these pushers getting these children addicted to this new smack is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents.|
|Chicago Wind:||Try to catch me now, sucka! (has head turned to look directly behind him while speeding on a zig-zagging road) Now you now why they call me "Chicago Wind" - Fool! Cuz I left yo ass blowin in the breeze. *tch* and don't you ever, EVER - AAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (drives off cliff the second he faces forward again, and then explodes)|