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Despite the swashbuckling charms of Kurt Russell's seafaring antics, Captain Ron capsizes in its hackneyed narrative waters.
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Captain Ron is a movie about trapped suburbanites who break out into romantic seas, but it never really leaves suburbia... Like the Cap'n himself, this movie guzzles up its dreams and ignores the busted engine. November 22, 2016 | Full Review…
Captain Ron is a movie about trapped suburbanites who break out into romantic seas, but it never really leaves suburbia... Like the Cap'n himself, this movie guzzles up its dreams and ignores the busted engine.
Michael Wilmington
Queasy ocean-going comedy, not helped by Kurt's Robert Newton impersonation. June 24, 2006 | Full Review…
Queasy ocean-going comedy, not helped by Kurt's Robert Newton impersonation.
Trevor Johnston
The scenery is pretty but the movie never makes one wish to be in it. May 20, 2003 | Full Review…
The scenery is pretty but the movie never makes one wish to be in it.
Vincent Canby
If we lived in a just universe, Captain Ron, a farce filmed in and around the Devil's Triangle, would simply have vanished into another dimension. January 1, 2000 | Full Review…
If we lived in a just universe, Captain Ron, a farce filmed in and around the Devil's Triangle, would simply have vanished into another dimension.
Rita Kempley
Aside from Russell's shameless performance, the movie is also afflicted with easily anticipated sight gags. April 18, 2018 | Full Review…
Aside from Russell's shameless performance, the movie is also afflicted with easily anticipated sight gags.
Owen McNally
Russell puts in a worthy performance as the irrepressible Ron and Martin Short is typically neurotic as the father. November 22, 2016 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Russell puts in a worthy performance as the irrepressible Ron and Martin Short is typically neurotic as the father.
Kim Newman
A bland, seagoing, feature-length sitcom which recycles the displaced-dad theme from the studio's recent hit What About Bob? to little effect. November 22, 2016 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
A bland, seagoing, feature-length sitcom which recycles the displaced-dad theme from the studio's recent hit What About Bob? to little effect.
There's not much worth noting about this Disney attempt at maritime comedy. November 22, 2016 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
There's not much worth noting about this Disney attempt at maritime comedy.
Tom Hutchinson
Any movie that features a dramatic actor like Kurt Russell playing straight man to a goofball like Martin Short already is sailing on choppy waters. November 22, 2016 | Full Review…
Any movie that features a dramatic actor like Kurt Russell playing straight man to a goofball like Martin Short already is sailing on choppy waters.
Steve Persall
Director Eberhardt does nothing to elevate this from being anything other than a boring TV movie, and I'm sure if Kurt Russell wasn't in it, that's exactly where it would have premiered. May 22, 2012 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Director Eberhardt does nothing to elevate this from being anything other than a boring TV movie, and I'm sure if Kurt Russell wasn't in it, that's exactly where it would have premiered.
Austin Kennedy
Eminently missable family entertainment. May 16, 2006 | Full Review…
Eminently missable family entertainment.
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