Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell

Highest Rated: 100% The Battered Bastards Of Baseball (2014)

Lowest Rated: 11% Winter People (1989)

Birthday: Mar 17, 1951

Birthplace: Springfield, Massachusetts

One of the most iconic action stars of all time, Kurt Russell (born March 17th, 1951) is among the few to make the successful transition from child star to successful adult actor. As a youth, Russell aspired to follow the footsteps of his father, Bing Russell, who, in addition to being a big league baseball player, was also an actor (he was perhaps best known for his role as the sheriff on the TV Western Bonanza). That his heroes Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris did the same thing only strengthened Russell's resolve to have both a baseball and acting career.He first broke into acting on television, starring in the series The Travels of Jamie McPheeters, and he made his film debut playing the boy who kicks Elvis in the 1963 Elvis Presley vehicle It Happened at the World's Fair. After signing a ten-year contract with Disney, Russell got his big break as a juvenile actor in 1966, starring opposite Fred MacMurray in Disney's live-action feature Follow Me Boys! His association with the studio lasted through 1975, and produced such comedic family movies as The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit (1968), The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969), The Barefoot Executive (1971), and The Strongest Man in the World (1975). The last film marked Russell's final collaboration with Disney, aside from his voicing the character of Copper in the studio's The Fox and the Hound (1981). Still an avid baseball enthusiast during those years, Russell nurtured his dreams of becoming a professional ball player until a shoulder injury permanently changed his plans.After ending his association with Disney, Russell disappeared from features for a few years. He appeared in a few television movies, most notably playing the title role in Elvis, John Carpenter's made-for-television biopic. His next role as a sleazy used car salesman in Robert Zemeckis' hilariously caustic Used Cars (1980) allowed him to counter his wholesome, all-American nice guy image, and prove that he was an actor of untapped range. Director Carpenter recognized this and cast Russell as ruthless mercenary Snake Plissken in his brooding sci-fi/action film Escape From New York (1981). The role would prove to be one of legendary status, and one that would cement Russell as a cult hero for generations to come. Carpenter also cast Russell as a scientist stranded in the Antarctic in his chilling 1982 remake of The Thing. Realizing that his characters were larger than life, Russell typically played them with a subtle tongue- in-cheek quality. He also used this comic intuition in comedies like 1987's Overboard, in which he starred alongside his long-time life-partner and mother of his child Golide Hawn.In 1983, Russell moved to serious drama, playing opposite Cher and Meryl Streep in Silkwood. The success of that film helped him break into a more mainstream arena, and he was later able to win praise for his dramatic work in such films as Swing Shift (1984), Tequila Sunrise (1988), and Winter People (1989). However, it is with his performances in action films that Russell remains most widely associated. He has appeared in a number of such films, all of disparate quality. Some of Russell's more memorable projects include Big Trouble in Little China (1986), Tango and Cash (1989), Backdraft (1991), Tombstone (1993), and Executive Decision (1996). In 1996, he reprised his Snake Plissken character for Carpenter's Escape From L.A. The following year, he starred opposite Kathleen Quinlan in the revenge thriller Breakdown before returning to the sci-fi/action realm with Soldier in 1998. It would be two years before movie-going audiences would again catch a glimpse of Russell, though with his roles in 2000 Miles to Graceland (again carrying on the Elvis associations that have haunted his career) and Cameron Crowe's Vanilla Sky, the versatile actor proved that he was still very much on the scene. Is some of Russell's later day roles had stressed the action angle a bit more than the more dramatic aspects of the stories,

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet The Christmas Chronicles 2 Santa Claus 2020
91% QT8: The First Eight Actor 2019
85% Once Upon a Time In Hollywood Randy 2019
17% Crypto Martin Duran, Sr. 2019
65% The Christmas Chronicles Santa Claus 2018
85% Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Ego $389.9M 2017
67% The Fate of the Furious Mr. Nobody $225.7M 2017
83% Deepwater Horizon Jimmy Harrell $73.1M 2016
No Score Yet 21 Years: Quentin Tarantino Actor 2016
75% The Hateful Eight John "The Hangman" Ruth $54.2M 2015
91% Bone Tomahawk Sheriff Franklin Hunt 2015
81% Furious 7 Petty $317M 2015
100% The Battered Bastards Of Baseball Actor 2014
44% The Art of the Steal Crunch Calhoun 2014
38% Touchback Coach Hand $0.3M 2012
No Score Yet Cutlass Actor 2007
84% Grindhouse Stunt Man Mike $25M 2007
63% Death Proof Stuntman Mike 2007
33% Poseidon Robert Ramsey $60.7M 2006
64% Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story Ben Crane $33.1M 2005
73% Sky High Steve/The Commander $64M 2005
22% Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Himself $26.2K 2005
No Score Yet John Carpenter: Fear Is Just the Beginning... The Man and His Movies Actor 2004
80% Miracle Herb Brooks $64.4M 2004
59% Dark Blue Eldon Perry $9.1M 2003
No Score Yet Interstate 60 Captain Ives 2002
42% Vanilla Sky Dr. Curtis McCabe 2001
14% 3000 Miles to Graceland Michael Zane $15.4M 2001
12% Soldier Todd 1998
80% Breakdown Jeff Taylor 1997
52% John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. Screenwriter Producer Snake Plissken 1996
64% Executive Decision Dr. David Grant 1996
73% Tombstone Wyatt Earp 1993
23% Captain Ron Captain Ron 1992
73% Unlawful Entry Michael Carr 1992
74% Backdraft Stephen McCaffrey 1991
31% Tango & Cash Gabe Cash 1989
11% Winter People Wayland Jackson 1989
40% Tequila Sunrise Nick Frescia 1988
43% Overboard Dean Proffitt 1987
77% Big Trouble in Little China Jack Burton 1986
31% The Best of Times Reno Hightower 1986
50% The Mean Season Malcolm Anderson 1985
87% Swing Shift Mike 'Lucky' Lockhart 1984
74% Silkwood Drew Stephens 1983
84% The Thing R.J. MacReady 1982
70% The Fox and the Hound Hound 1981
85% Escape from New York Snake Plissken 1981
77% Used Cars Rudy Russo 1980
No Score Yet Elvis Elvis Presley 1979
No Score Yet The Christmas Coal Mine Miracle Johnny 1978
No Score Yet The Captive Actor 1976
No Score Yet The Quest (The Longest Drive) Morgan Beaudine 1976
No Score Yet The Strongest Man in the World Dexter 1975
No Score Yet Search for the Gods Shan Mullins 1975
No Score Yet The Deadly Tower Charles Whitman 1975
No Score Yet Superdad Bart 1973
No Score Yet Charley and the Angel Ray Ferris 1973
80% Now You See Him, Now You Don't Dexter Riley 1972
No Score Yet Fools' Parade Johnny Jesus 1971
83% The Barefoot Executive Steven Post 1971
50% The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes Dexter 1969
No Score Yet The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band Sidney Bower 1968
No Score Yet The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit Ronnie Gardner 1968
No Score Yet Follow Me, Boys! Whitey 1966
No Score Yet Mosby's Marauders Actor 1966
No Score Yet Guns of Diablo Jaimie McPheeters 1964
17% It Happened at the World's Fair Boy Who Kicks Elvis 1963

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2018
2017
2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2018
2017
2016
2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Harry
2016-2018
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest 2017
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2017
2015
2013
2011
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2007
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2007
2005
No Score Yet Gunsmoke
1955-1975
Packy Buck Henry 1974
1964
No Score Yet The High Chaparral
1967-1971
Dan 1970
No Score Yet Lost in Space
1965-1968
Boy 1968
1966
No Score Yet The Fugitive
1963-1967
Eddie Phil 1966
1964
90% Gilligan's Island
1964-1967
Jungle Boy 1965
100% The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
1964-1968
Christopher 1964

QUOTES FROM Kurt Russell CHARACTERS

Chris Mannix says: Like I said, friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Yeah, Warren, that's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs, and say it's an accident, but you can't just shoot 'em.

Daisy Domergue says: John Ruth!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Yeah?

Daisy Domergue says: Can I play that guitar over there ?

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Yeah. You come back with anything else but a guitar, my pistol plays a tune; Domergue's Death March. You got it?

Daisy Domergue says: Yeah-yeah-yeah. I got it.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: That's the trouble with old people. You can push them down the stairs and pretend it's an accident, but you just can't shoot 'em.

Chris Mannix says: Well, like I said friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: You only need to hang mean bastards, but Mean Bastards, you-need-to-hang!

Chris Mannix says: Well, like I said friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Nobody said the job was gonna be easy

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Nobody said it was that hard either!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Now Daisy, I want us to work out a..signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face; that means SHUT UP!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Now Daisy, I want us to work out a..signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face; that means shut up!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: No offense, cowboy-fella, just gettin' your attention.

Joe Gage says: Yeah well, you got it.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Whatchyu writin' friend?

Joe Gage says: The only thing I'm qualified to write about.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: What's that?

Joe Gage says: My life story.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: You're writing your life story..?

Joe Gage says: You bet I am.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Am I init?

Joe Gage says: ....you just entered it.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: One of them fellas, is NOT what he-says-he-is.

O.B. Jackson says: What is he?

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: He's in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. One of them.. or maybe even two of them is here to see Domergue goes free.

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Are you sure you ain't just being paranoid?

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Our best bet is this duplicitous fella ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here. He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait. If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting. He'll try and create his opportunity.. And that's when Mr.Jumpy reveals hisself!

Maj. Marquis Warren says: What do you got to say about all this?

Daisy Domergue says: What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's ABSOLUTELY right! Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots! And we're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep; that's when we gonna kill y'all.

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: This here is Daisy Domergue. She's wanted dead or alive for murder, so when that sun comes out, I'm taking this woman to hell!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: One of these men is not what he says he is.

Chicory says: That tea smells gruesome.

Sheriff Franklin Hunt says: That's because it's soup.

Chicory says: Oh! Can I have some?!

Chicory says: Oh! Can I have some?

Sheriff Franklin Hunt says: Say goodbye to my wife. I'll say hello to yours.

Sheriff Franklin Hunt says: If we go into hostile territory, foggy with exhaustion, we won't rescue anyone.

Sheriff Franklin Hunt says: We're making a 5 day journey in 3 days, sleeping the minimum to ride as much as possible.

Sheriff Franklin Hunt says: In civilized towns you look a man direct in the face when you talk to him.

Stephen McCaffrey says: You go, we go!

Jack Burton says: You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

R.J. MacReady says: Why don't we just wait here for a little while, see what happens?

Gabe Cash says: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R.

Ray Tango says: What's fubar?

Gabe Cash says: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

Dylan Johns says: Do you miss being mayor?

Robert Ramsey says: Do you ever win?

Cale Crane says: She'll never race again?

Ben Crane says: No, honey. But she might walk again.

Ben Crane says: (to Pop Crane) How about it, Pop?

Ben Crane says: How about it, Pop?

Ben Crane says: (to Palmer) I'll take the six thousand and the horse.

Ben Crane says: I'll take the six thousand and the horse.

Cale Crane says: I like him.

Ben Crane says: Her... I like her too.

Lilly Crane says: You know that you've been promisin' her for months that you would take her to work with you.

Ben Crane says: And I will. I will, Lil. But not today, honey. I got a big race.

Lilly Crane says: Well, what am I supposed to tell her?

Ben Crane says: I don't know. You tell her that I was runnin' late, and I just didn't have time to wait for her.

Lilly Crane says: You tell her.

Ben Crane says: Honey, I'm goin' to work.

Ben Crane says: What were you doin'? She... she's not a pet, Cale. She's what I do for work now, so you're gonna have to leave her be, alright?

Cale Crane says: Sorry.

Ben Crane says: You've ever seen a kid so happy with a horse?

Pop Crane says: Yeah, I have.

Balon says: She's gettin' faster and faster.

Ben Crane says: You're sayin' that she can race?

Stuntman Mike says: The alcohol is just a lubricant for the individual for the individual encounters that a bar room offers

Stuntman Mike says: The alcohol is just a lubricant for the individual for the individual encounters that a bar room offers.

Garry says: This is pure nonsense. It doesn't prove a thing.

MacReady says: I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one that could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.

Martin Harvey says: Slow down! There's boats all over the place!

Captain Ron says: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Well, I guess we better send the ol' ball and chain out to buy us more.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Well uh... yeah, there was that time you were working at Burger Boy, and this kid started choking on a French fry, and everybody in the place panicked, including me, except you, you knew exactly what to do. You ran over to the kid and you gave him that Heimlech, you know.

Joanna Stayton/"Annie Proffitt" says: ANNIE GOOLAHEY...where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch?

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: No, not there honey over in Goober, Idaho but it's a nuclear waste dump.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Zippedy Doo-Dah. Zippedy Yay. My, oh my, I got a wonderful slave.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: You know what your problem is? You are so goddamn bored, you have to *invent* things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this earth except for your hair! The closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail-polishing, toe-polishing, rich bitch, sun-tanning days!

Joanna Stayton/"Annie Proffitt" says: Well, the entire civilized world knows that ALL closets are made of CEDAR.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: [in a backwoods accent] Well up here in Elk Snout ma'am see we don't know 'bout them closets, nor bathrooms neither. Shit woman, you're lucky I am house broke.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Yeah, well... that's 'cause we used to do it in the closet.

Joanna Stayton/"Annie Proffitt" says: Oh stop with the sex stories.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: That's something you like to do, go fishing for oysters at night

Joanna Stayton/"Annie Proffitt" says: Oysters in a cold ocean at night, doesn't sound like me!

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Couldn't call it a date really, we just did it in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Couldn't call it a date really, we just did it in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: You jumped my bones the first night we met!

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Billy, there is a God and he loves me!

MacReady says: talking into his tape recorder) - I'm going to hide this tape when I'm finished. If none of us make it, at least there will be some kind of record. The storm's been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. One other thing: I think it rips through your clothes when it takes you over. Windows found some shredded and bloody long-johns in the trash but the name tag was missing. They could be anybody's. Nobody,nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired. There's nothing more I can do, just wait. This is R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31.

MacReady says: [talking into his tape recorder] I'm going to hide this tape when I'm finished. If none of us make it, at least there will be some kind of record. The storm's been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. One other thing: I think it rips through your clothes when it takes you over. Windows found some shredded and bloody long-johns in the trash but the name tag was missing. They could be anybody's. Nobody,nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired. There's nothing more I can do, just wait. This is R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31.

MacReady says: anybody touches me and we go

MacReady says: Anybody touches me, and we go.

MacReady says: We're gonna draw a little bit of everyone's blood, 'cause we're gonna find out who's the Thing. Watching Norris in there gave me the idea that every little part of him was a whole. Every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own life. You see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue. But blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive. Crawl away from a hot needle, say.

MacReady says: (macready throws dynamite at the thing) yeah fuck you too

MacReady says: [MacReady throws dynamite at the thing] Yeah fuck you too.

MacReady says: [MacReady pours his drink into the computer tower, frying it] Cheating bitch!

Jack Burton says: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton says: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'

Wyatt Earp says: NOOOOOO!!!!

Wyatt Earp says: NO!

Jack Burton says: You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Jack Burton says: You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'

Jack Burton says: Well, you see I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I done everything. But I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe.

Herb Brooks says: Great moments are born from great opportunity.

Ray Tango says: When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.

Gabe Cash says: I'll bring the chainsaw.

Ray Tango says: I'll bring the beer.

Captain Ron says: They're just playing "Hide the Salami"

Captain Ron says: They're just playing 'Hide the Salami'.

Captain Ron says: It's just a squall, they come on ya fast and they leave ya fast.

Snake Plissken says: Welcome to the human race.

Garry says: This is pure nonsense. Doesn't prove a thing.

MacReady says: I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.

Nauls says: Where we going?

MacReady says: Up to my shack.

Nauls says: What the hell for?

MacReady says: 'Cuz when I left yesterday I turned the lights off.

MacReady says: There's a storm hitting us in six hours, and we're gonna find out who's who.

Jack Burton says: It's all in the reflexes.

Stuntman Mike says: ladies!!! now that was fun, well see ya!

Stuntman Mike says: [catches his breath] Ohhh, ladies that was fun!

MacReady says: Cheatin' bitch.

MacReady says: Poor baby, your startin' to lose it, aren't yah?

Stuntman Mike says: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make salt taste just like sugar.

Stuntman Mike says: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

Bob Hauk says: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.

Snake Plissken says: The president of what?

Snake Plissken says: [Snake finds a dead thug wearing his stolen jacket] I'll take my coat back now, asshole.

Snake Plissken says: Fuck you, I'm going to Hollywood...

Malloy says: [after the President orders Snake executed] On my command... FIRE! [the soldiers open fire, without effect. Malloy grabs a rifle, walks up to Snake, and swings the butt through his body]

Brazen says: He's not even *here*! He's a hologram!

Snake Plissken says: Catches on quick, doesn't she?

Bob Hauk says: We'd make one hell of a team Snake

Bob Hauk says: We'd make one hell of a team Snake.

Snake Plissken says: It's Plissken

Snake Plissken says: It's Plissken.

Snake Plissken says: The name's Plissken.

Johnny Tyler says: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.

Wyatt Earp says: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Michael Carr says: What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag?!

Sandra says: Sgt. Todd... what's it like? What's it like being a soldier? What do you think about? [silence] You must think about something? [silence] What about feelings then? [silence] You must *feel* something? [pause]

Todd says: Fear.

Sandra says: Fear?

Todd says: Fear and discipline.

Sandra says: Now?

Todd says: Always.

Jack Burton says: I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Tod says: Copper, you're my very best friend.

Copper says: And you're mine too, Tod.

MacReady says: Someone in this camp ain't who what he appears to be.

MacReady says: Someone in this camp ain't what he appears to be.

Wyatt Earp says: You tell him I'm comin'....and Hell's comin' with me!

MacReady says: I think that we should heat things up a little.

Wang Chi says: Ready Jack?

Jack Burton says: I was born ready! (--- any chance I could become a super reviewer? :) ---)

Jack Burton says: I was born ready!

Snake Plissken says: Call me Snake.

MacReady says: Yeah, fuck you too!

Brain says: Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead...

Snake Plissken says: Yeah, you and everybody else!

Bob Hauk says: You going to kill me, Snake?

Snake Plissken says: Not now, I'm too tired. [pause] Maybe later.

Girl in Chock Full O'Nuts says: You're a cop!

Snake Plissken says: I'm an asshole...

Bob Hauk says: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.

Snake Plissken says: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?

Bob Hauk says: No.

Snake Plissken says: Good!

Bob Hauk says: Plissken? Plissken, what are you doing?

Snake Plissken says: Playing with myself! I'm going in.

Bob Hauk says: I'm not a fool, Plissken!

Snake Plissken says: Call me "Snake."

Snake Plissken says: Call me 'Snake.'

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: handsome, sexy and can probably deliver what most nerds can't!!!

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: Handsome, sexy and can probably deliver what most nerds can't!

MacReady says: You really wanna save those crazy swedes.

MacReady says: Mac wants a flamethrower!

Reno Hightower says: Half these people came here tonight, Jack, to watch you catch ball. The other half came to see you drop it. You drop that damn thing again, Jack, your life is over.

MacReady says: We're gonna draw a little bit of everyone's blood, 'cause we're gonna find out who's the Thing. Watching Norris in there gave me the idea that every little part of him was a whole. Every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own life. You see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue. But blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive. Crawl away from a hot needle, say.

Alan Delour says: [on the phone with Anderson] Ever try to describe a-a smell?

Malcolm Anderson says: [pauses]...Why?

Alan Delour says: Ummm......You're going to smell something that's going to test your writing abilities. It has a sweetness to it, and uh,..at the same time it reaches into your body and twists your insides. But the odd thing is that once you smell it, you know exactly what it is, without having to look. 651, Nautilus,...got that?

Michael Zane says: I'll splatter cherry pie all over the wall behide you.

Martin Swayzak says: You see that glow in the corner of your eye. It's your career dissapation light and it's going into overtime.

Stephen McCaffrey says: If anyone's lights are about to go out, believe me they are yours.

Stephen McCaffrey says: [Steven enters after having saved a child from the fire] Man, that was pretty crazy, huh?

Brian McCaffrey says: I waited. I would've waited.

Stephen McCaffrey says: Come on, don't worry about it.

Brian McCaffrey says: But you did it man. You did it all the way. You were really a hero.

Stephen McCaffrey says: Brian... its not about being a hero. I went in because there was a kid up there. I do what I do because that's my way. And it was Dad's way. Maybe it's not everybody's way.

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: I loved it. Refreshing not like the new stuff. Give me the good oldies anytime. New movies Bah!!!

Dean Proffitt Carpenter says: I loved it. Refreshing not like the new stuff. Give me the good oldies anytime. New movies Bah!

Stuntman Mike says: Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.