Dark Shadows (2012)
Critic Consensus: The visuals are top notch but Tim Burton never finds a consistent rhythm, mixing campy jokes and gothic spookiness with less success than other Johnny Depp collaborations.
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as Barnabas Collins
as Dr. Julia Hoffman
as Carolyn Stoddard
as Angelique Bouchard
as David Collins
as Victoria Winters/Josette DuPres
as Barnabas Collins (young)
as Mrs. Johnson
as Willie Loomis
as Roger Collins
as David Collins
as Elizabeth Collins Stoddard
as Alice Cooper
as Joshua Collins
as Young Barnabas - Age 6
as Naomi Collins
as David's Mother
as Board Member 1
as Board Member 2
as Captain Rubberpants
as Bearded Hippie
as Hard Hat 1
as Hard Hat 2
as Hippie Chick 1
as Hippie Chick 2
as Hippie Chick 3
as Collinsport Cop
as Young Victoria
as Vicky's Father
as Vicky's Mother
as Windcliff Doctor
as Coat Check Girl
as Hippie 3
as Construction Worker 1
as Construction Worker 2
as Young Angelique
as Go Go Dancer 1
as Go Go Dancer 2
as Go Go Dancer 3
as Go Go Dancer 4
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Critic Reviews for Dark Shadows
The only reason to see Dark Shadows is to discover how dire and pointless-how flat-out dreadful-a movie can be even when it has Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Helena Bonham Carter attached to its flimsy pretext.
This is not so much a coherent movie as it is a long, expensive joke in search of a purpose.
Mostly Dark Shadows is silly when we're trained to expect slightly richer fun from Burton and Depp.
Fans of Depp's past collusions with Burton will find their rewards along the way. But there's a perfunctory vibe to the goings on, a weariness amid the weirdness.
Clearly, they made the movie they wanted to make. It's just not the movie this "Dark Shadows" fan hoped to see.
Audience Reviews for Dark Shadows
My attempt at watching this movie was shorted lived. A white flag begging for surrender made an appearance half way through this terrible movie!
May work well for kids, I suppose. The execution is terrible; a handful of one-liners can't hold a film together. There are a few emotional scenes, but they are devoid of emotions!!
"Dark Shadows" is not top shelf Burton. It's a tad slow and overlong; and far from the director's most memorable efforts... but it's inventive, fun, and has just the right amount of humor and visual flair to remain interesting the whole way through. It's (schlocky) fluff to be sure, but it's entertaining, likable fluff that I enjoyed.
Dark Shadows Quotes
|Victoria Winters:||You're the doctor|
|Victoria Winters:||You're the doctor.|
|Dr. Julia Hoffman:||Yes. And you're the nanny and she's the bitch|
|Dr. Julia Hoffman:||Yes. And you're the nanny and she's the bitch.|
|Willie Loomis:||Don't worry Mr. B. I never liked the bitch anyway.|
|Barnabas Collins:||Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."|
|Roger Collins:||That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!|
|Roger Collins:||That's what I've been saying. This family needs more balls!|
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