Michelle Pfeiffer
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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79% | Where Is Kyra? |
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— | 2018 |
57% | Murder On The Orient Express |
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$101.6M | 2017 |
69% | mother! |
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$17.3M | 2017 |
73% | The Wizard of Lies |
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— | 2017 |
29% | The Family |
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$34.6M | 2013 |
53% | People Like Us |
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$12.5M | 2012 |
37% | Dark Shadows |
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$79.8M | 2012 |
7% | New Year's Eve |
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$54.6M | 2011 |
51% | Chéri |
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$2.7M | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Personal Effects |
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— | 2009 |
76% | Stardust |
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$38.3M | 2007 |
91% | Hairspray |
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$118.9M | 2007 |
64% | I Could Never Be Your Woman |
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— | 2007 |
45% | Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas |
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$26.4M | 2003 |
69% | White Oleander |
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$16.3M | 2002 |
35% | I Am Sam |
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$40.3M | 2001 |
46% | What Lies Beneath |
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$155.1M | 2000 |
28% | The Story of Us |
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— | 1999 |
67% | William Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' |
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— | 1999 |
44% | The Deep End of the Ocean |
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— | 1999 |
79% | The Prince of Egypt |
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— | 1998 |
23% | A Thousand Acres |
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— | 1997 |
47% | One Fine Day |
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— | 1996 |
14% | To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday |
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— | 1996 |
31% | Up Close & Personal |
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— | 1996 |
29% | Dangerous Minds |
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— | 1995 |
62% | Wolf |
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— | 1994 |
82% | The Age of Innocence |
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— | 1993 |
40% | Love Field |
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— | 1992 |
81% | Batman Returns |
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— | 1992 |
78% | Frankie & Johnny |
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— | 1991 |
75% | The Russia House |
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— | 1990 |
96% | The Fabulous Baker Boys |
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— | 1989 |
40% | Tequila Sunrise |
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— | 1988 |
89% | Married to the Mob |
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— | 1988 |
93% | Dangerous Liaisons |
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— | 1988 |
No Score Yet | Power, Passion and Murder |
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— | 1987 |
59% | Amazon Women on the Moon |
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$0.6M | 1987 |
76% | The Witches of Eastwick |
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— | 1987 |
75% | Sweet Liberty |
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— | 1986 |
62% | Ladyhawke |
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— | 1985 |
38% | Into the Night |
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— | 1985 |
82% | Scarface |
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$0.7M | 1983 |
32% | Grease 2 |
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— | 1982 |
No Score Yet | Callie & Son |
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— | 1981 |
40% | Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen |
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— | 1981 |
20% | The Hollywood Knights |
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— | 1980 |
No Score Yet | Falling in Love Again |
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— | 1980 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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No Score Yet |
Today
2017
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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No Score Yet |
The View
1997
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
The Simpsons
1989
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No Score Yet |
Great Performances
2000
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Quotes from Michelle Pfeiffer's Characters
Catwoman: | It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Life's a bitch. So am I. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | I'm exactly the way you made me: do it this way, do it that way, do it MY way - until I don't even know how to do it without you. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | (proposes marriage to Warren) I want you around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do. |
Warren Justice: | You already have me around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | I wanna know that you're legally required to be there. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | (after sex) Why didn't we do this before? |
Warren Justice: | Because it was always gonna be this hard to stop. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | When I asked you how long you could stay and you said, 'Long enough,' how long is that? When we're not together... |
Warren Justice: | ...Everything shuts down. |
Louanne Johnson: | Sometimes it takes a lot of wrong answers to get a right. |
Ellen Olenska: | Don't make love to me. Too many people have done that. |
Ellen Olenska: | I must go where I am invited or I would be too lonely. |
Jack Taylor: | (curtly) My attitude is derived from your attitude |
Jack Taylor: | My attitude is derived from your attitude. |
Melanie Parker: | "Derived", you must be a writer. |
Melanie Parker: | Men like you have made me the woman I am. |
Jack Taylor: | All the women I know like you have made me think all the women are like you. |
Melanie Parker: | If you don't want your balls juggled, don't throw them in my face. |
Melanie Parker: | I only wanted to warn you that Sammy can get into trouble faster than you can make most women smile. |
Melanie Parker: | You're the most important thing in the world. |
Sammy Parker: | No, I'm not. Your job is. |
Melanie Parker: | Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy. |
Jack Taylor: | What would you do if I kissed you right now? |
Melanie Parker: | You wouldn't kiss me. |
Jack Taylor: | But what would you do if I did? |
Melanie Parker: | Do you wanna kiss me right now? |
Jack Taylor: | I wouldn't mentioned if it didn't. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | He's so stupid! |
Warren Justice: | He's an anchorman. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | What we in the news business can never forget is that we are only as good as the stories we tell. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | Why don't you come with me? |
Warren Justice: | I've already been where you're going. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | Do you wanna be with me? |
Warren Justice: | So much it hurts. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | I'm Sally, and I'm gonna be a star. |
Tally Atwater (formerly Sally): | I'm Sally and I'm gonna be a star. |
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: | Fight on, Barnabus, Fight on for us. |
Barnabas Collins: | And fight i shall! |
Elvira: | So, you want to dance, Frank, or you want to sit there and have a heart attack? |
Ingrid Magnussen: | "Loneliness is a human condition." |
Ingrid Magnussen: | Loneliness is a human condition. |
Tzipporah: | Look. Look at your people, Moses. They are free. |
Edna Turnblad: | (to Velma Von Tussle): Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera |
Edna Turnblad: | [to Velma Von Tussle] Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera. |
Wilbur Turnblad: | That was a good shot |
Wilbur Turnblad: | That was a good shot. |
Velma Von Tussle: | (laughs) What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO! |
Velma Von Tussle: | [laughs] What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO! |
Ingrid Magnussen: | Love humiliates you, Hatred cradles you. |
Max Shreck: | Bruce Wayne, what are doing dressed up as Batman? |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | He is Batman, you idiot! |
Catwoman: | He is Batman, you moron! |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | I am Catwoman, hear me roar. |
Louanne Johnson: | Quack, quack, quake! |
Hal Griffith: | How'd they get you to come back??? |
Hal Griffith: | How'd they get you to come back? |
Louanne Johnson: | They gave me candy and called me "the Light" |
Louanne Johnson: | They gave me candy and called me 'the Light'. |
Hal Griffith: | That'll do it... |
Elvira: | Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | Catwoman/Selina Kyle: Always waiting for some Batman to save you. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Always waiting for some Batman to save you. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | Catwoman/Selina Kyle: Honey I'm home! Oh I forgot, I'm not married. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Honey I'm home! Oh I forgot, I'm not married. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | Catwoman/Selina Kyle: All good girls go to heaven |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | All good girls go to heaven. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | A mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it... |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | but a kiss could be deadlier if you mean it. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | But a kiss can be even deadlier... if you mean it. |
Max Shreck: | Why are you dressed up as Batman? |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | That's because he is Batman you moron! |
Stephanie Zimone: | [singing] I want a cool rider |
Stephanie Zimone: | [singing] I want a cool rider. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Life's a bitch, now so am I. *smirks* |
Barnabas Collins: | How soon can the horses be ready? |
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: | We don't have horses...we have a Chevy~ |
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: | We don't have horses...we have a Chevy. |
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: | Fight on, Barnabas! Fight on for us! |
Barnabas Collins: | And fight I shall! |
Suzie Diamond: | I figure if you're gonna be sticking something in your mouth you may as well make it the best |
Mormo: | You're very close. She's in the market town. One mile from the gap in the wall. |
Lamia: | You speak as if this is good news. Do I have to remind you that Wall is not part of our universe? If she crosses that threshold into the human realm, our star becomes nothing more than a pitted lump of metallic rock! |
Empusa: | Then I suggest you hurry up! |
Lamia: | Where are the Babylon candles? |
Mormo: | You used the last one, Lamia, 200 years ago. Do you not recall? |
Empusa: | Perhaps we can obtain another? |
Lamia: | Has your mind become as decrepit as your face, Empusa? You speak as if such things are freely available. |
Empusa: | I know sister, I merely thought-- |
Lamia: | You'd have us hunting for a Babylon candle while some other witch finds our star. Fool! There's no time to waste. If we must retrieve it on foot, then we shall. Mormo, we need information. |
Lamia: | Limbus grass! You dear to steal truth from my lips by feeding me limbus grass?! Do you have any idea what a big mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal? |
Ditchwater Sal: | How do you know my-- Who are you? |
Lamia: | Look again. [Lamia's eyes distorts] |
Lamia: | What it to be prince charming? Frog or tadpole? |
Lamia: | The golden burning heart of a star at peace is so much better than your frighten little heart. Even so, better than no heart at all! |
Lamia: | Seek all you like. You shall not see the star, touch it, smell, or hear it. You will not perceive her even if she stands before you. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates. |
Max Shreck: | Selina? Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman? |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Because he is Batman, you moron! |
Wilbur Turnblad: | [Time lapse] And, my personal favorite, "X-ray Specs" [he is wearing them]. I can see through anything. Skin, clothes, you name it. |
Wilbur Turnblad: | [time lapse] And, my personal favorite, 'X-ray Specs' [he is wearing them]. I can see through anything. Skin, clothes, you name it. |
Velma Von Tussle: | [carrying a large bunch of items, looks at her watch, obviously fed-up] |
Mr. Spritzer: | I want that chubby communist girl off the show! |
Mr. Spritzer: | I want that chubby communist girl off the show. |
Velma Von Tussle: | Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon. |
Velma Von Tussle: | Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon. |
Isabeau: | So, you intend to by my protector as well, eh? Iâ??m flattered. |
Isabeau: | So, you intend to by my protector as well, eh? I'm flattered. |
Phillipe Gaston: | Actually, the truth is, heâ??ll kill me if I lose it. |
Phillipe Gaston: | Actually, the truth is, he'll kill me if I lose it. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | I am Catwoman, Hear me roar |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | I am Catwoman. Hear me roar. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot, I'm not married. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
Batman / Bruce Wayne: | You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
Catwoman/Selina Kyle: | But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. |
Katie Jordan: | ....and if one person is always drawing the world as they want it to be, i guess the other person has no choice but to draw it the way it is. I guess that's why they never wrote a book about Harold's wife. |
Katie Jordan: | If one person is always drawing the world as they want it to be, i guess the other person has no choice but to draw it the way it is. I guess that's why they never wrote a book about Harold's wife. |