Steven Kostanski Director, Screenwriter, Producer, Film Editor Conor Sweeney Conor Actor Adam Brooks Mr. Buechler Actor Kristy Wordsworth Kristina Actor Matthew Kennedy Frankie Freako Voice Meredith Sweeney Dottie Dunko Voice Colin Cunningham Bored Employee Actor Kate Freund Disappointed Lady Actor Patrick Baxter Frustrated Man Actor Pasha Patriki Producer Melanie Murray Producer Pierce Derks Cinematographer Blitz/Berlin Original Music