No stars. Certified fresh? THIS movie? Are you kidding me? For all the laughs to be had at it, for the infamy it brought it's writer/producer/director/godhead of his own religion (I'm not making that up. Look up "The Church of Ed Wood" in Seminole, Oklahoma), for all the hundreds upon hundreds of ways it goes horribly, horribly wrong...this is still one of the worst films ever made. It's rotten to the core. It deserves a big fat goose egg. Required viewing for film students, as it shows you what NOT to do every step of the way.