Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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Cast
as Cindy
as Tom
as George
as Mahalik
as Brenda Meeks
as Trooper Champlin
as Cody
as Sue
as Aunt ShaNeequa/The Oracle
as Orpheus
as Ross Giggins
as Becca
as Cody
as Kate
as President Harris
as John Wilson
as Agent Thompson
as Annie
as The Architect
as CJ
as Tabitha
as Sweet Tabitha
as Tabitha's Mother
as Carson Ward
as Elaine
as Diane
as Father Muldoon
as Toilet Guy
as Rapper No.1
as Rapper No.2
as Sayaman
as Mr. Meeks
as Mrs. Meeks
as Ralph
as Mr. Meeks's Brother
as Brenda's Grandmother
as Guy in Chair
as MJ
as Zubie
as Alien No.1
as Alien No.2
as Native American No.1
as Native American No.2
as Native American No.3
as Tracheotomy Man
as Tracheotomy Wife
as Girl Scout
as Tammy Fae Baker
as Secret Serviceman Jones
as Wedding Guest
as Himself
as Himself
as Himself
as Herself
as Himself
as Himself
as Himself
as Himself
as Himself
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Critic Reviews for Scary Movie 3
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Just middling funny, with no truly memorable high points and a sum impact that goes poof! before you've left the parking garage.
Zucker's slapstick may have the satiric delicacy of a chainsaw lobotomy, but it hasn't harmed the franchise.
Zucker and company keep up such a frantic pace, the next laugh is never too far off.
Too often even Scary Movie 3's cleverest bits degenerate from affectionate satire into mere imitation of their sources.
A hit-or-miss affair, but the gags that connect really connect.
Rebounds nicely from its sophomore misfire, giddily inbreeding the plots of a half-dozen box office overachievers-from The Ring to 8 Mile -- until the result assumes a comically unstoppable life of its own.
Audience Reviews for Scary Movie 3
So much better than the second but in no way as good at the first, the jokes are a lot more original with several funny moments especially with the boy. Leslie Nielsen was a brilliant add to the series.
Super Reviewer
Scary Movie 3 is the third uninspired entry of the Scary Movie franchise. With this third film, the filmmakers have clearly run out of ideas, and wrote this horrid mess of a "comedy". This film is unfunny, stupid and above all, a total waste of time. This has some awful jokes, bad acting, and the failed attempt at "humor" feels forced, unnatural and strained. The actors themselves seemed bored, and not involved in the film. How can they? This third entry plainly sucks. The gags are very bad, and the film tries too hard at being an effective parody, but it's not. This film is really the start at where parody films started being very bad. I found the film to be very stupid, and awful. I hated this third film, and considering I liked the first two, I was very disappointed in what I saw in this film. Spoof films aren't funny anymore, and Scary Movie 3 and 4 along with Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans proves it. Scary Movie 3 is a disappointing and very bad film that you're not missing out on. Watch the first two Scary Movie films, as they do provide a few laughs, but skip on this one and the fourth film. This film is a painful attempt at comedy, and doesn't do anything interesting on-screen. Skip it; you'll be glad you did.
Super Reviewer
Scary Movie 3 is a hilarious film and is a good comedy, but the problem is that it just feels that now they are trying a little TOO hard to be stupid. The storyline is funny, and a great spoof. The cast is ok, the little boy and Charlie Sheen were hilarious, but Anna Farris is getting old. The jokes are great, but when I laughed I felt kind of stupid for laughing, is that wrong? Oh well, if you want a good spoof, watch this, if you actually wanna see a great spoof watch the first one.
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Scary Movie 3 Quotes
| Aunt SahNeequa: | You choose the wrong tv to come out of! |
| Cindy: | That looks like a- |
| Aunt SahNeequa: | A cigarette! |
| Cindy: | I was gonna say an lighthouse |
| George: | I have a dream. |
| Tom: | What is your dream? |
| George: | To have a dream. |
| Mahalik: | this morning she woke up dead! |
| Mahalik: | This morning she woke up dead! |
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