Dec 22, 2013
"The Chronicles of Spiderwick"-I mean, "The Ogre, the Goblin and the Fantasy Book"-I mean... something else that has to do with "The Chronicles of Narnia". No, this is isn't that much like "Narnia", but it is about some kid trying to save a magical world, and on top of that, it's produced by Nickelodeon, the poor man's Disney. Eh, forget all that, because this isn't even edgy enough to be the somewhat Disneyfied "Chronicles of Narnia", or at least it isn't to Freddie Highmore, because after "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", something that Tim Burton considered his much less dark young adult fantasy flick, this flick about goblins and ogres is toddler stuff, you know, until you're faced with the most terrifying monster of them all: Nick Nolte. Nolte's character is an ogre who can change into a human, or whatever Nick Nolte is, and I hear that a lot of kids really got scared when the ogre king in question was in his "human" form, which sounds about right. Outside of that, this film is so non-threatening that they have mythical creatures voiced by Seth Rogen and Martin Short, although they may have just gotten short because they needed someone as white as possible to play what Wikipedia describes as a "loyal house brownie". Slavery jokes aside (It's not funny... because I'm white and from the South, right?), it doesn't really matter what Short does, just as long as he's somewhere in this film, seeing as how they're trying to make it as white as possible. Yeah, I don't reckon this fantasy is all that dark, but it is decent, even with its problems.
I won't so much say that this film is underdeveloped, as much as I would say that it's, if you will, unevenly developed, brushing over, if not abandoning elements of background information, only to attempt compensation by forcing exposition into the dialogue, which isn't to say that all that much development is needed, seeing as how most everything in this film is familiar. Even the mythology is derivative of plenty of other elements that we've seen in other, perhaps better fantasy flicks, and may even be a little tired at this point, and when it comes to the plot itself, it is comprised of character types and run-of-the-mill plot elements. The film is well-handled enough to be endearing, regardless of its familiarity, but at the end of the day, this is still an utterly predictable fantasy opus that is hardly anything new and, for that matter, hardly anything special. This is sheer family fluff, with a degree of tension, sure, but only so much in the way of a sense of consequence, which is not helped by a sense of aimlessness to a narrative that has only so much momentum to its progression, in spite of its supposedly being an adventure concept style. The film doesn't really have a whole lot of problems, but it does have a whole lot of limitations within a story concept that is plagued with familiarity and thinly drawn characters and conflicts, and whose directorial interpretation may have a little too much heart for its own good. There's a sense of ambition to director Mark Waters' storytelling that is thoroughly charming, but it also stresses limitations, as well as consequential shortcomings, such as the sloppy expository handlings and too much of a sense of conventionalism, which further reflect natural shortcomings until the final product fizzles out as just another family fantasy flick. That being said, on that level, this is a pretty fun fluff piece that may not have too much to keep you gripped, but certainly has plenty to entertain, particularly on a technical level.
The visual effects really are something to behold, being delightfully creative and relatively seamless in their incorporation, crafting distinguished elements within a distinguished mythology, to the point of complimenting a genuine sense of wonderment. Sure, style is limited, but it's still very much present, offering plenty of eye candy that stands as a component to the selling of a narrative that is, not simply complimented, but carried by a charismatic cast. Well, to be honest, Sarah Bolger is hit-or-miss in her conventional portrayal of the older, teenaged sister character type, but most everyone else keeps consistent in their effectiveness, with Nick Nolte being effective as the antagonist and Seth Rogen and Martin Short being delightfully charming as eccentric creatures, while Freddie Highmore convinces exceptionally as twin brothers, one of whom is a nervous pacifist, with the other, our lead, being effective as a flawed, but apt and worthy hero. Talent is indeed there on the screen, not necessarily standing out, - as you can imagine, considering the dramatic limitations here - but reflecting a certain inspiration that is found at the heart of substance, whose potential for heart is actually pretty considerable. Now, as I've been saying, what really undercuts the final product as underwhelming is the natural shortcomings that limit meat, further watered down by formula, even within the mythology, which is still intriguingly well-put together behind a fun, if minimalist little adventure narrative, whose color is brought to life within Mark Waters' direction. Waters' plays on score work and style that sustain a brisk pace, which in turn sustains entertainment value, perhaps greatly, until we reach moments in which Waters matches ambition with inspiration found through slow-downs that really do absorb a sense of tension and resonance to flavor up engagement value. The film is not what it sometimes is, let alone what it wants to be: a very memorable and engaging fantasy flick for the whole family to be gripped by, but when it's all said and done, there's enough charm and entertainment value here to get you by with a fun final product, just not much outside of that.
When the book is closed, a great deal of natural shortcomings are emphasized by expository issues, formulaic plotting and a sense of overambition, until the final product is rendered nothing more than an underwhelming fantasy flick that is run-of-the-mill, but still with a fun factor that is sustained by the story concept intrigue, outstanding visual effects, charismatic performances and endearing direction that make "The Spiderwick Chronicles" an enjoyable piece of fantasy filler for the family, even if it's not something to keep you all that engrossed.
2.5/5 - Fair
Verified