The VelociPastor

2018, Action/Comedy, 1h 15m

14 Reviews 100+ Ratings

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

Cast & Crew

Greg Cohan
Doug Jones
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Brendan Steere
Screenwriter
Adam Whitton
Executive Producer
Chase Whitton
Executive Producer
John Lepper
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Brandon Taylor
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Jesse Gouldsbury
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Critic Reviews for The VelociPastor

All Critics (14) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (8) | Rotten (6)

  • This dumb movie has a surprisingly sly sophistication...

    August 15, 2019 | Full Review…
  • A ludicrous monster movie which is way more entertaining than I expected, The Velocipastor really must be seen to be believed.

    February 4, 2021 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…
  • It's got everything: bad performances, cheap visual effects, shots with the boom mike on the edge of the frame, and Christian ninjas who sell cocaine. [Full review in Spanish]

    March 25, 2020 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • The VelociPastor certainly leans into its micro-budget ineptitude. However, that pervasively smug self-awareness only makes the labored comedy bits more aggravating.

    March 3, 2020 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Distinctly amateurish kung-fu kicks and delightful rubber-suited dinosaur antics can't quite disguise the fact that [Brendan] Steere is a filmmaker who knows what he's doing.

    January 22, 2020 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • The VelociPastor may be attempting to be a cult-favorite B-movie, but it's unclear how much of the bad in this film is actually intentional.

    October 9, 2019 | Full Review…
  • This dumb movie has a surprisingly sly sophistication...

    August 15, 2019 | Full Review…
  • A ludicrous monster movie which is way more entertaining than I expected, The Velocipastor really must be seen to be believed.

    February 4, 2021 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…
  • It's got everything: bad performances, cheap visual effects, shots with the boom mike on the edge of the frame, and Christian ninjas who sell cocaine. [Full review in Spanish]

    March 25, 2020 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • The VelociPastor certainly leans into its micro-budget ineptitude. However, that pervasively smug self-awareness only makes the labored comedy bits more aggravating.

    March 3, 2020 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Distinctly amateurish kung-fu kicks and delightful rubber-suited dinosaur antics can't quite disguise the fact that [Brendan] Steere is a filmmaker who knows what he's doing.

    January 22, 2020 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • The VelociPastor may be attempting to be a cult-favorite B-movie, but it's unclear how much of the bad in this film is actually intentional.

    October 9, 2019 | Full Review…

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