There's No Such Thing as Vampires

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There's No Such Thing as Vampires

2020

1h 20m

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Horror

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Get ready for the Fright Night of your life as the opening frames of visual stylist Logan Thomas' turbo-charged terror thunders into a breakneck chase that takes place over a thirty-six hour period. Stranger heroes, Joshua and Ariel, literally crash into each other along a dark road in the dead of night... and before long find themselves pursued across North America, the target of an unstoppable supernatural force.

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Alix Turner

Ready Steady Cut

Feb 13, 2021

3/5

Car chases, blood, romance and action. Can't go wrong with this entertaining vampire throwback.

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Ryan Larson

Ghastly Grinning

Sep 9, 2020

It doesn't reinvent the wheel, but There's No Such Thing As Vampires presents some interesting ideas. It's when it highlights the creature or the road movie tropes that it succeeds but loses its footing in between.

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Martyn Conterio

CineVue

Sep 4, 2020

2/5

There's No Such Thing as Vampires is an admirable if flawed attempt at sustained suspense and nail-biting tension.

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Martin Unsworth

Starburst

Sep 4, 2020

3/5

Unfortunately, once the cat and mouse chases come to an end, the story descends into the silliness of its own mythology. It's above-par silliness, at least.

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Terry Mesnard

Gayly Dreadful

Aug 31, 2020

2.5/5

A film that aggressively attempts to upend some genre status quos and while it gets a bit tripped up with a ... saggy middle section, it mostly comes together as a fun ... amiable horror-comedy...

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Kat Hughes

THN

Aug 29, 2020

4/5

Easily one of the best film scores in years drives this desert-set, blistering chase, road movie tale that reaffirms vampires as monsters to fear.

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B P

@Bradster69 Sep 18, 2026

Not Bad, but Not My Favorite

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Garth R

@Garth_Rogers Nov 1, 2024

It's like an awesome spooky campfire story. Maximum effort on a low-budget. The actors are hot AND really dedicated to their craft. What else? Oh yeah: seriously tight camera work; smart unpretentious script (restrained-right-to-the-edge-of-camp), but best of all -- the synth-based sound track features~~~ NINA (nee Boldt) !!!!!!!!

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Get ready for the Fright Night of your life as the opening frames of visual stylist Logan Thomas' turbo-charged terror thunders into a breakneck chase that takes place over a thirty-six hour period. Stranger heroes, Joshua and Ariel, literally crash into each other along a dark road in the dead of night... and before long find themselves pursued across North America, the target of an unstoppable supernatural force.

Director: Logan Thomas
Producer: Aric Cushing, Andrea Kaufman, Logan Thomas
Screenwriter: Aric Cushing, Logan Thomas
Production Co: Ascent Releasing, Triplewitching
Genre: Action, Horror
Original Language: English
Runtime: 1h 20m

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