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Twelve Reviews

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January 5, 2014
irritating
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 5, 2013
Overburdened with too many characters and a manufactured conclusion, "Twelve" wastes a solid performance by Chace Crawford.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.0/5
January 8, 2011
There are absolutely no surprises in "Twelve." None. And the characters are as familiar as the story--a stock collection of "prep school" males and females that look as if they've never sat through a class in their lives.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
December 21, 2010
Give Schumacher credit for making a movie that is, at the very least, unique in its failure.
Full Review | Original Score: C
August 13, 2010
The film version of Twelve is quite the opposite of the book, a dull and thoughtless ride with a sad excuse for a climax.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 11, 2010
Joel Schumacher's talent exceeds his ambition in Twelve.
August 7, 2010
An unsavory piece of dreary, mindless ick from a director who can't seem to get his act together these days. That is, if he ever had an act to begin with.
Full Review | Original Score: F
August 6, 2010
One of the characters...astutely describes herself as 'shallow and narcissistic.' So's the movie.
Full Review | Original Score: D
August 6, 2010
Sinks under the weight of its own pretensions.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
August 6, 2010
Want to punch the narrator in the face? Good, we're on the same page.
August 6, 2010
Like most of its characters, Twelve is too cool for school.
August 6, 2010
Another disappointing portrait of rich spoiled kids based on an estimable novel, though you can't blame the actors for the shallow, glitzy tale, directed by Joel Schumacher.
Full Review | Original Score: C
August 6, 2010
Bleak, intense look at the high life of NYC's young elites.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 6, 2010
The result isn't awful, but it is awfully familiar. When will someone make a film about being old, poor and ugly in Omaha?
Full Review | Original Score: C
August 6, 2010
Twelve is so much less than zero.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
August 6, 2010
It all comes off as faintly absurd.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
August 6, 2010
It feels as shopworn as a dusty VHS tape of Less Than Zero.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
August 6, 2010
Schumacher can't keep himself from the kind of vibey camera and editing flourishes that facilitate only viewer numbness...
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 6, 2010
Plays like a melodramatic rip-off of Bret Easton Ellis books about insufferable kids obsessed with money, drugs and themselves.
August 5, 2010
This movie's like an audiobook, accompanied by visuals from a 7-year-old copy of Vogue.
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