Zombie Island Massacre (1984)
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When I watch a Troma film, I expect it to be crappy on almost every level from the acting to the cinematography to the plot and effects. But Zombie Island Massacre fails on a level that other Troma films do not--it is completely boring from beginning to end. The film starts off promising with a voodoo zombie ritual reminiscent of I Walked with a Zombie, The Serpent and the Rainbow, etc. But it never develops into anything remotely enjoyable. In fact, the only enjoyable moment of this film is when it's over.
What the hell was this movie. Around the middle, I had to go online to realize that there were no zombies in this movie. Only some guys dressed up like the San Francisco Fisherman's Wharf Bushman. Or a hunter with twigs tied to him. After I found out there were no zombies, I decided to end my suffering and skip to the end, which didn't make much sense, so I had to skip back a little more. Then it still didn't make any sense, so I gave up. There just a lot of senseless boob shots and point of view stalking without any menace. This is a no star movie if it was possible.
Pretty craptacular, but with a name like "Zombie Island Massacre", what did you expect? Spoiler ahead: ain't no zombies in this one. Just enough cheesy gore and cheesy lines to make it watchable and laughable. "Laughter is the best medicine. That's what it says in Reader's Digest."
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