Hayley decides to become a blonde in a bid to get more attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve try to find a new home for the Smiths.

Bullock sends a drone to do a job meant for Stan, triggering Stan's effort to prove that humans are better than robots. Elsewhere, the family participates in a slow-motion race in the living room.

Steve and Snot are tired of being bullied, so they enter a karate class, but Snot is soon brainwashed by the sensei. Elsewhere, Klaus must move outside due to his foul odor.

CIA cuts lead to Stan taking a volunteer position as a security guard on a college campus, while Roger opens a bed and breakfast to help with the family finances.

Francine's sister Gwen visits, and Hayley feels she has an ulterior motive besides just spending time with the family. Meanwhile, Stan gives Steve lessons in the art of hugging.

A spoof of "It's a Wonderful Life" has Stan dreaming of trading places with carefree, single Principal Lewis, and when his wish comes true, Lewis winds up as the head of Stan's clan.

Hayley's dream of playing for a roller derby squad hinge on whether she can recruit her "sister" Steve to play. Meanwhile, a carpenter with a magic touch stops by Stan and Francine's; and Roger takes over the local roller-skating rink.

After Steve mouths off at Francine, she refuses to feed him, so he begins fending for himself and turns into quite the accomplished chef, which lands him a spot on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan believes that making people disappear is a snap, literally. He thinks that by snapping his fingers he can render them invisible.

Hayley starts a new job and may be starting a new romance as she becomes attracted to a coworker. Meanwhile, Stan drives Francine and Steve to the Mother-Son dance.