Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Brett Butler Brett Guest Star Kelly Frye Kayla Guest Star John-Paul Lavoisier Vance Guest Star Will Harris Bouncer 1 Guest Star Jesse Mackey Bouncer 2 Guest Star Robert Maffia Carl Guest Star Danielle Baker Stripper Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Eric Weinberg Writer