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Rating Title | Year Author Quote
1/5
Terminator Salvation (2009) Kelly Parks And have I mentioned the gaping plot holes?
Posted May 25, 2009  Edit critic review
3/5
Star Trek (2009) Kelly Parks Without going into too much detail (to avoid spoilers) let me just say that if you had a mini-blackhole and you wanted to use it to destroy a planet, you do NOT need to drill a hole to the center of the planet first.
Posted May 25, 2009  Edit critic review
2/5
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) Kelly Parks Klaatu is here to commit an act of genocide greater than anything Hitler, Stalin or Mao ever dreamed.
Posted Dec 31, 2008  Edit critic review
3/5
Iron Man (2008) Kelly Parks Alright, I'm done with the nitpicking. The science mistakes and the super simple plot bugged me but not enough to ruin my good time.
Posted May 05, 2008  Edit critic review
5/5
Cloverfield (2008) Kelly Parks I watched it at a midnight showing, it's now 2:25 A.M., and if I could go see it again right now I would.
Posted Jan 18, 2008  Edit critic review
3/5
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Kelly Parks All these things add up to a decent sequel that could have used a bit more thought and a different director(s)
Posted Dec 28, 2007  Edit critic review
4/5
I Am Legend (2007) Kelly Parks In other words, they could have had their cool ending and the original very cool ending from the novel combined, for a mega-cool ending that would have been, well, legendary.
Posted Dec 18, 2007  Edit critic review
2/5
28 Weeks Later (2007) Kelly Parks The camera is so shaky so much of the time that I had no damn idea what was going on!
Posted May 14, 2007  Edit critic review
4/5
The Terminal Man (1974) Kelly Parks The doctors put their tuxes on and go to celebrate, intending to continue the experiment the next day. But Harry, who is much smarter than he seems, has other plans.
Posted Apr 19, 2007  Edit critic review
4/5
Snakes on a Plane (2006) Kelly Parks Sometimes bad movies are so bad their badness is entertaining. But when a movie tries to be entertainingly bad on purpose, is it a good bad movie?
Posted Aug 21, 2006  Edit critic review
2/5
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Kelly Parks It's boring, the dialogue is plodding and cliché-ridden, the special effects are sub-par and there are huge, gaping plot holes all over the place.
Posted May 30, 2006  Edit critic review
1/5
Ultraviolet (2006) Kelly Parks I feel bad. I really wanted to like this movie and I cut it every break I could.
Posted Mar 07, 2006  Edit critic review
2/5
Doom (2005) Kelly Parks Where were the Barons of Hell? Where was the Cyberdemon?
Posted Oct 20, 2005  Edit critic review
1/5
A Sound of Thunder (2005) Kelly Parks If I had to choose between seeing this dog again and unanesthetized dental surgery...
Posted Sep 08, 2005  Edit critic review
2/5
The Cave (2005) Kelly Parks You'd think they'd save that as a cool plot twist but whatever.
Posted Aug 29, 2005  Edit critic review
3/5
The Island (2005) Kelly Parks It's not doing well at the box office and, although I'm just guessing, I think the reason for that is the give-away-everything trailer.
Posted Jul 29, 2005  Edit critic review
3/5
War of the Worlds (2005) Kelly Parks George Pal's 1953 movie version of Wells' story is the true standard to measure against and Spielberg suffers by comparison.
Posted Jun 30, 2005  Edit critic review
2/5
Land of the Dead (2005) Kelly Parks The movie is gory but DAY OF THE DEAD was gorier. The action is predictable and in general there's nothing special or impressive about this movie.
Posted Jun 21, 2005  Edit critic review
4/5
Batman Begins (2005) Kelly Parks To do something like this you'd have to be more than just angry or vengeful. You'd have to be obsessive and a little crazy and that's what we see!
Posted Jun 16, 2005  Edit critic review
1/5
Alone in the Dark (2005) Kelly Parks She and Carnby have a history and an awkward love scene.
Posted Mar 18, 2005  Edit critic review
5/5
The Incredibles (2004) Kelly Parks THE INCREDIBLES is a great movie and I can't wait to see it again.
Posted Dec 15, 2004  Edit critic review
2/5
Blade: Trinity (2004) Kelly Parks In fact it's time I tell you the truth: this is not a good movie. I really wanted to like it because I liked the first two and I love the character but what is, is.
Posted Dec 06, 2004  Edit critic review
4/5
The Forgotten (2004) Kelly Parks This is the first movie of this genre that I've ever seen where the behavior of the government agents is believable rather than cartoonish.
Posted Sep 27, 2004  Edit critic review
2/5
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) Kelly Parks The one thing I liked about this movie (the one and ONLY thing) was how they explained the big snakes.
Posted Aug 31, 2004  Edit critic review
4/5
Alien vs. Predator (2004) Kelly Parks Did I like AVP? No, I didn't like it. I LOVED it!
Posted Aug 13, 2004  Edit critic review
4/5
I, Robot (2004) Kelly Parks But think about the effect on the economy if the cost of labor was effectively zero. Every product imaginable would become dirt cheap, effectively making us all millionaires.
Posted Jul 16, 2004  Edit critic review
4/5
Spider-Man 2 (2004) Kelly Parks But Doc Ock himself is just an ordinary human being, not a superhuman. That means a single Spiderman punch should have been the end of him.
Posted Jul 02, 2004  Edit critic review
2/5
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Kelly Parks So on top of everything else, this movie is preachy, and who needs that?
Posted May 27, 2004  Edit critic review
1/5
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Kelly Parks In other words the source of all evil is corporate greed. How charmingly naïve.
Posted May 23, 2004  Edit critic review
4/5
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Kelly Parks It feels almost too real, in a way. It feels like you're really watching the end of the world.
Posted Mar 22, 2004  Edit critic review
5/5
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) Kelly Parks Easily the best of the trilogy, it moves like lightning, bringing us to the most awesome battle on film.
Posted Feb 24, 2004  Edit critic review
3/5
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Kelly Parks So in other words it's incredibly obvious that this guy is channeling Agent Smith. It's obvious to everyone in the audience but Neo takes FOREVER to get it.
Posted Nov 05, 2003  Edit critic review
-1/5
Supernova (2000) Kelly Parks The ending is so anti-climatic that your first clue the movie is over is when the lights come on in the theater.
Posted Sep 16, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
The Relic (1997) Kelly Parks Cut out all the pitiful pseudo-science and bad exposition and just stick to the action.
Posted Sep 06, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
Reign of Fire (2002) Kelly Parks Cut to the year 2020. Not the year 2084, as stated in the TV ads for this movie, but 2020.
Posted Sep 06, 2003  Edit critic review
3/5
Red Dragon (2002) Kelly Parks This version of RED DRAGON is closer to the novel in many ways but one: lots of extra Hannibal.
Posted Sep 06, 2003  Edit critic review
4/5
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) Kelly Parks This is a straight B monster movie, but it's a good one.
Posted Sep 06, 2003  Edit critic review
3/5
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Kelly Parks As summer blockbusters go this is a pretty good movie. Definitely entertaining and fun. But it's just not in the same league as the sci-fi/action masterpieces that came before.
Posted Jul 02, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
Hulk (2003) Kelly Parks I do respect his attempt to go in a different direction. What he tried to do was tell a serious dramatic story with the whole Hulk thing as secondary. It's a gutsy thing to do but it failed.
Posted Jul 02, 2003  Edit critic review
4/5
28 Days Later (2002) Kelly Parks This is how you start a movie! No boring exposition, just jump right in. Show, don't tell, just like they say on the first page of every screenwriting book ever written.
Posted Jun 24, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
Planet of the Apes (2001) Kelly Parks This is nowhere near the intellectual sci-fi masterpiece of the original. It's a big budget check-your-brain-at-the door B movie.
Posted Jun 03, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
Men in Black II (2002) Kelly Parks As much as it hurts me to say it, this party sucked.
Posted Jun 03, 2003  Edit critic review
3/5
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Kelly Parks When this movie comes out on DVD you could have a drinking game where everybody has to do a shot when ever someone says, 'Hello, old friend'.
Posted May 23, 2003  Edit critic review
2/5
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Kelly Parks Spielberg has gotten really preachy in his old age but this movie is so thick with it I almost lost consciousness.
Posted May 23, 2003  Edit critic review
4/5
Jurassic Park (1993) Kelly Parks So when conversation stops as a brontosaurus comes into view . . . Well, either you understand or you don't.
Posted May 23, 2003  Edit critic review
4/5
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Kelly Parks But then you notice that all the men punching in are security guards and you know what happens to security guards in these movies.
Posted May 15, 2003  Edit critic review
3/5
X2 (2003) Kelly Parks Lots of characters, right? Wait, there's more.
Posted May 01, 2003  Edit critic review
3/5
Hollow Man (2000) Kelly Parks Too bad I'm describing a better movie than HOLLOW MAN. The fault lies with Verhoeven, not with excellent actor Kevin Bacon.
Posted Apr 23, 2003  Edit critic review
-4/5
Godzilla 2000 (2000) Kelly Parks Wisconsin couldn't make a cheesier movie.
Posted Apr 23, 2003  Edit critic review
1/5
Godzilla (1998) Kelly Parks The movie itself was somewhat less than brilliant. In fact it was as dull witted as cousin Jeb after the tractor accident.
Posted Apr 23, 2003  Edit critic review
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