Joey Kern

Joey Kern

Highest Rated: 65% Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

Lowest Rated: 8% Grind (2003)

Birthday: Sep 5, 1976

Birthplace: Not Available

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Big Bear Joe Screenwriter Director 2017
No Score Yet A Beginner's Guide to Snuff Dresden Winters $5.7K 2017
10% Asthma Bottle Cap 2015
65% Bloodsucking Bastards Tim 2015
No Score Yet The Love Inside Joel 2015
41% Beneath Actor 2014
No Score Yet My Funny Valentine Actor 2014
No Score Yet Easy Rider: The Ride Back Actor 2013
No Score Yet Alter Egos C-Thru 2012
40% Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Hamlet $71.1K 2010
No Score Yet Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story Willie 'High-Sox' Hamilton 2010
27% The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Ricky $15.1M 2009
No Score Yet Complacent Actor 2009
46% The Sasquatch Gang Shirts 2007
29% Lucky You Billie's Admirer $5.8M 2007
No Score Yet All the Days Before Tomorrow Actor 2007
No Score Yet Totally Awesome Kipp 2006
17% Lovewrecked Milo 2006
31% Pizza Jon 2005
No Score Yet Love Wrecked Actor 2005
43% XX/XY Tommy 2003
8% Grind Sweet Lou $5.2M 2003
28% Love the Hard Way Fitzgerald 2003
62% Cabin Fever Jeff $21.2M 2002
27% Garmento Tye 2002
35% Super Troopers College Boy 2 $18.4M 2002

TV

Credit
78% Good Behavior
2016-2017
Rob 2017
No Score Yet Chosen
2013-2014
Leslie Brewer 2013
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Kevin Warshaw 2008

QUOTES FROM Joey Kern CHARACTERS

Jimmy Wilson says: "No go number 2 on my bus!"

Jimmy Wilson says: No go number two on my bus!

Sweet Lou says: "Sweet Lou cleans no mans Poop"

Sweet Lou says: Sweet Lou cleans no mans Poop.

Sweet Lou says: Sweet Lou cleans no man's Poop.

Matt Jensen says: "I hate Clowns"

Matt Jensen says: I hate Clowns.

Sweet Lou says: "You wanna make out?"

Sweet Lou says: You wanna make out?

Dustin Knight says: "Ok, let me just get you another glass of bitch"

Dustin Knight says: Ok, let me just get you another glass of bitch.

Dustin Knight says: "Lil Bow Wow, keep arguing me and you are going to take a one way walk in the woods"

Dustin Knight says: Lil Bow Wow, keep arguing me and you are going to take a one way walk in the woods.

Dustin Knight says: "I don't got jokes I got threats"

Dustin Knight says: I don't got jokes I got threats.

Matt Jensen says: "I just got violated by a Lizard man...Actually that felt kinda good"

Matt Jensen says: I just got violated by a Lizard man...Actually that felt kinda good.

Matt Jensen says: "Hey smell this, do you think this smells like Pepperoni or Ass Crack...I've got five bucks on Pepperoni"

Matt Jensen says: Hey smell this, do you think this smells like Pepperoni or Ass Crack...I've got five bucks on Pepperoni.

Eric Rivers says: "Are you kidding me, he get's sick of his shirt, he takes it off, and he gets a new one...FOR FREE!"

Eric Rivers says: Are you kidding me, he get's sick of his shirt, he takes it off, and he gets a new one...FOR FREE!

Matt Jensen says: "Breast's... I like em two at a time and round...LADIES!"

Matt Jensen says: Breast's... I like em two at a time and round...LADIES!

Matt Jensen says: "I represent the release the twins foundation would you like to make a little donation"

Matt Jensen says: I represent the release the twins foundation would you like to make a little donation.

Matt Jensen says: "About releasing those twins...They look so lonely in their little cages come out...dee dee dee dee"

Matt Jensen says: About releasing those twins...They look so lonely in their little cages come out...dee dee dee dee.

Sweet Lou says: "It's just too easy sitting here, year after year watching the new crop roll in, and me just taking my pick"

Sweet Lou says: It's just too easy sitting here, year after year watching the new crop roll in, and me just taking my pick.

Sweet Lou says: "See those two Betty's that were here before, they're just my Tuesday, you should see Friday"

Sweet Lou says: See those two Betty's that were here before, they're just my Tuesday, you should see Friday.

Dustin Knight says: "Our grills? Is there some sort of BBQ later?"

Dustin Knight says: Our grills? Is there some sort of BBQ later?