Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon

  • Highest Rated: 89% Roxanne (1987)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
  • Birthday: Nov 18, 1953
  • Birthplace: Bridgeport, Connecticut, USA
  • With his dry wit and popular characters a mainstay of Saturday Night Live for his enduring, record-setting nine-year stint (1986-1995) on the equally enduring late-night comedy television staple, Kevin Nealon shattered the public's funny bone with such popular characterizations as Subliminal Man and over-muscled meathead Hanz (alongside Dana Carvey's Franz) in addition to his popular stint as anchorman for that series' satirical news segment, Weekend Update. Aside from Tim Meadows, Nealon holds the record for longest-running cast member to appear in consecutive seasons in the show's long-running existence. Born and raised in Bridgeport, CT, Nealon took interest in sports and art in high school, gaining early attention as a performer in numerous local garage bands. Later attending Sacred Heart University and graduating with a degree in marketing, Nealon traveled the U.S. and Europe after completing his education. Capping his worldly exploits with a series of odd jobs, Nealon began performing as a standup comedian in the late '70s while working as a bartender at the Hollywood's Improv. Attempting to elevate his standup career to the next level, Nealon began making appearances on television commercials and talk shows. Joining the Not Ready for Primetime players in the 1986 season, the funnyman quickly shot to the front of the line with his likeable, smirky persona and memorable character creations, and he remained a member of the cast for nearly a decade. In addition to his Saturday Night Live duties, Nealon also began appearing in bit roles in such features as Roxanne (1987), All I Want for Christmas (1991), and, later, Happy Gillmore (1996). A curiosity among SNL alumni in that he didn't attempt a starring vehicle based on any characters he created for the show, Nealon instead opted for transferring his unique dry humor to the silver screen without lugging excess SNL baggage along for the ride. Upon his departure from SNL in 1996, it seemed as if Nealon may have finally been ready for prime time. Joining the cast of Champs that same year proved a disappointment as the show was canceled after less than one season, but Nealon persisted and has since gone on to appear in several of his SNL cast mates' features including Adam Sandler's Little Nicky (2000) and David Spade's Joe Dirt (2001). In addition to his comedy career, Nealon is a dedicated and outspoken champion of animal rights through his association with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).He went on to appear in Master of Disguise, Anger Management, and Daddy Day Care before landing the part of Doug Wilson on the Showtime series Weeds, a show he stayed on for multiple seasons. During that time, he continued to appear in major motion pictures that usually starred other SNL alumni. Highlights include You Don't Mess With the Zohan and Just Go With It. He voiced the main character on the short-lived animated series Glenn Martin, DDS.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Stars In Shorts: No Ordinary Love Dick 2016
78% Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Gary Sikes (Label Photographer) 2016
No Score Yet Ghost Squad Russ 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
14% Blended Eddy 2014
12% Walk Of Shame Chopper Steve $40.3K 2014
No Score Yet Dying To Do Letterman Actor 2014
36% Misery Loves Comedy Actor $5.8K 2014
No Score Yet And They're Off... Mike Bensinger 2011
0% Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Gary $2.4M 2011
19% Just Go with It Adon $103.1M 2011
No Score Yet Kevin Nealon: Now Hear Me Out! - Live from Hollywood Actor Screenwriter 2009
32% Aliens in the Attic Stuart Pearson $25M 2009
50% Get Smart CIA Agent $130.3M 2008
37% You Don't Mess With the Zohan Kevin $100.1M 2008
No Score Yet Remarkable Power! Jack West 2008
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Lost & Found: SNL in the 80s Actor 2008
16% Grandma's Boy Mr. Cheezle $6M 2006
79% The Aristocrats Actor $6.2M 2005
No Score Yet The Rutles 2---Can't Buy Me Lunch Kevin Wongle 2004
44% Good Boy! Mr. Baker $37.6M 2003
27% Daddy Day Care Bruce $103.7M 2003
42% Anger Management Sam $133.8M 2003
12% Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights Mayor $23.4M 2002
77% Comedian Himself $2.7M 2002
1% The Master of Disguise White Collar Executive $40.5M 2002
11% Joe Dirt Greasy Mechanic $27.1M 2001
53% Heartbreakers Man at the Bar 2001
No Score Yet These Old Broads Roger 2001
22% Little Nicky Gatekeeper $38.6M 2000
53% Cecil B. Demented Himself 2000
No Score Yet Bar Hopping Chuckie 2000
No Score Yet Kill the Man Albino Advocate 1999
68% The Wedding Singer Mr. Simms 1998
No Score Yet Principal Takes a Holiday Fitz 1998
61% Happy Gilmore Gary Potter 1996
68% Jeffrey TV Reporter 1995
35% Coneheads Senator 1993
0% All I Want for Christmas Tony Boer 1991
89% Roxanne Drunk 1987
No Score Yet Hot Shot Actor 1986
No Score Yet Hot Shots Actor 1986

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The $100,000 Pyramid
2016
Appearing
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet Man With a Plan
2016
Don Burns
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
70% Weeds
2005-2012
Doug Wilson
  • 2019
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Crank Yankers
2002
Ken Voice
  • 2019
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
94% The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling
2018
  • 2018
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Panelist
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet First Impressions with Dana Carvey
2016
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Harry
2016-2018
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013
Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2010
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Deal With It
2013-2014
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Brand X with Russell Brand
2012-2013
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2013
No Score Yet Hot in Cleveland
2010-2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2005
  • 2003
  • 2001
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2012
61% Franklin & Bash
2011-2014
  • 2012
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2009
  • 2008
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Next Iron Chef
2007-2012
Appearing
  • 2011
36% Glenn Martin, DDS
2009-2011
Voice
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
15% Glory Daze
2010-2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet 'Til Death
2006-2010
Stephen Redford Stephen
  • 2010
  • 2007
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Goode Family
2009
Voice
  • 2009
25% Thank God You're Here
2007
Performer
  • 2007
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000-2017
  • 2005
No Score Yet Fat Actress
2005
  • 2005
No Score Yet Lass es, Larry!
2000-2017
  • 2005
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer
  • 2005
  • 1995
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990
  • 1989
  • 1988
  • 1987
  • 1986
90% Monk
2002-2009
Wurster
  • 2002
No Score Yet The Outer Limits
1995-2002
  • 1999
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
1998-2011
Performer
  • 1999
  • 1998
No Score Yet Dharma & Greg
1997-2002
Mr. Clayborn
  • 1999
  • 1998
23% Hiller and Diller
1997-1998
Ted Hiller
  • 1998
  • 1997
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
  • 1996
  • 1995
  • 1993

QUOTES FROM Kevin Nealon CHARACTERS

Gary
Did you eat one of my grapes!
Potter
"Lot of pressure. You've gotta rise above it. You've got to harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness... energy... block... bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. Its like a carousel-- you pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular... circle. With the music, the flow. All good things."
Potter
Lot of pressure. You've gotta rise above it. You've got to harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness... energy... block... bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. Its like a carousel-- you pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular... circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.
Stuart Pearson
If you're smart enough to hack into the school's computer, you're smart enough to pass math.
Gary
Look I don't know you, I don't know Kathy, Yeah I've seen her in the laundry room a few times but that doesn't mean I trust her. I trust her tits.