Ray Wise

May the brown foaminess flow all over you.

[Taggert is looking for the disabled bus] Are there any landmarks nearby? What are you close to?

I'm close to pissing my fuckin' pants!

[first lines] [yelling out to Billy, who's putting up scarecrows] Billy! Get number three up now. Don't come in to eat before you do. And check the other two! Make sure they're wired up good. I don't want them blowing over again the first big wind.

It isn't dead. It's time ran out.

[Taggert stabs The Creeper again] It looks dead to me.

"I know this is the season of giving, but I just don't give a fuck!"

I know this is the season of giving, but I just don't give a fuck!

Maybe the North Star doesn't indicate north. Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fucked up on this goddamn road!

Maybe the North Star doesn't indicate north. Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fucked up on this goddamn road!

Richard, drag his body off to the side of the road.

Jesus, what do I look like? Your fu*king janitor?

Where did Richard go?

He's probably off smoking a joint.

That is not funny! Our son is doing drugs!

Please, Laura.

Can't you see this is a cry for help?

Christ! It's just a joint, all right? Not worse than those pills you take.

My pills are legal!!

My pills are legal!

Does anybody know the name of that really bright star right in front of us?

There's 150 billion stars up there, for Christ's sake.

I wanna do something...cool. I wanna buy an Atari, a computer, a bunch of video games.

I wanna do something cool. I wanna buy an Atari, a computer, a bunch of video games.

If you wanna do something cool, then I'd go for the PlayStation.

What's that?

Never mind. Atari is cooler anyway.

Oh, God! We'd better wake up from this nightmare pretty soon.

When I played baseball, they taught us this technique to help us relax. I still use it sometimes. You breathe in deeply through your nose and out through your mouth.

Thank you, Brad.

Yeah, thanks, Brad. Can I ask you a question, though?

Sure.

Was your entire school gay, or was it just the baseball team?

And I thought last year's Christmas was bad.

Holy sh*t! The bitch shot me in the leg.

(calmly asking after she shoots Frank in his leg) - Is he hurt?

There was this couple that was driving home from a wedding...in Rhode Island. It was night. It was raining. And they saw a little girl standing by the side of the road. And she was just wandering back and forth, clutching the school book. They stopped and they let her get into the back seat...and they tried to talk to her, but she must have been in shock. They were driving on down the road, all of a sudden they heard a scream...coming from the back seat. They slammed on the brakes, they nearly had an accident. Miraculously, they didn't go over the cliff. They turned to the back seat...the little girl had vanished. There was just her school book there, with her name on it...Barbara Rose. And then they remembered: The entire Rose family had died in a tragic car accident...right at that cliff, five years earlier.

There was this couple that was driving home from a wedding in Rhode Island. It was night. It was raining. And they saw a little girl standing by the side of the road. And she was just wandering back and forth, clutching the school book. They stopped and they let her get into the back seat, and they tried to talk to her, but she must have been in shock. They were driving on down the road, all of a sudden they heard a scream coming from the back seat. They slammed on the brakes, they nearly had an accident. Miraculously, they didn't go over the cliff. They turned to the back seat...the little girl had vanished. There was just her school book there, with her name on it, Barbara Rose. And then they remembered: The entire Rose family had died in a tragic car accident, right at that cliff, five years earlier.

Come on! Dad, what are you saying...That that woman is a ghost?

Come on! Dad, what are you saying. That that woman is a ghost?

Should we save some pie for Michael?

He's dead.

Okay.

Your mother always felt you deserved more than a used car salesman. Now that salesman has become a respected sales manager. So, I'm sorry, baby, but screw your mother!

Anything else?

Yeah. Your damn brother is a freak too! He jerks off to gun magazines!

Every time we've stopped, someone's gotten killed. We have to keep driving.

Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fu*ked up on this goddamn road!

Was there no dial tone?

No, Laura. I just forgot the number to 9-1-1!