Tom Wilkinson

If you see a man sleeping on a cold floor, there's sure to be a pretty woman nearby.

Do whiter it takes.

It's what you do to the people you say you love..that's the only thing that counts.

If I died, what would you do?

Press my dark suit.

What the hell are you?

I'm batman!!

He needs in school, not in her.

So to speak.

Can it cause brain damage?

Well, technically it IS brain damage.

Well, technically it is brain damage.

First rule of India: there's always room.

First rule of India; there's always room.

Good evening, Mrs. Ainslie. You have a good day? What did you get up to?

Well, I started in my bedroom where I spent a happy couple of hours giving all the cockroaches names. And then after lunch, that will long have a place in my heartburn, I came out here and stared blindly at a book waiting for someone - anyone - to rescue me. And how glad I am it was you.

Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments. Now, I'm probably not very frightening to a guy like you. But these crazies, they can't stand it.

So when did the nut take over the nut house? [Starts screaming]

So when did the nut take over the nut house?

They scream and they cry much as you're doing now. Well, he's not faking. Not that one. I'll talk to the judge and see if I can get him moved to the secure wing at Arkham. I can't treat him here.

And how are your students enjoying your lectures?

Not as much as they are enjoying your wife, sir!

In the end, Good will triumph over Evil through my experience. People will know that demons are real. People say that God is dead but how can they think that if I show them the Devil.

He stole the stewardship of the Ma Jong Society right from under my nose.

He stole the stewardship of the Ma Jong Society right from under my nose.

I'll do anything.

People say that, they don't mean it.

But I mean it!

Well it's very simple... do whatever it takes.

It's that simple?

Yes... you can't fail if you don't give up.

Your brother Earnest is dead?

Qite dead.

What a lesson for him!

Their names and ranks?

Their names and ranks?

They refused to give me their names, but the ranks are 9 lutenets, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a ( break of silence as he looks over at Cornwallis's 2nd in command General O'Hara who has an angry look on his face) cheeky fellow.

They refused to give me their names, but the ranks are 9 lutenets, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a [break of silence as he looks over at Cornwallis's 2nd in command General O'Hara who has an angry look on his face] cheeky fellow.

They refused to give me their names, but the ranks are 9 Lieutenant, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a [break of silence as he looks over at Cornwallis's 2nd in command General O'Hara who has an angry look on his face] cheeky fellow.

You know, this is not the conduct of a gentleman.

You know, this is not the conduct of a gentleman.

If the conduct of your officers is the measurement of a gentleman, I'll take that as a compliment. Get my men.

Arrange the exchange (he tells O'Hara).

Arrange the exchange. [he tells O'Hara]

Arrange the exchange. [he tells O'Hara]

Never underestimate Gotham City. People get mugged on their way home every day of the week. But sometimes... sometimes things just go bad!

How can you bear this country? What do you see, that I don't?

The light, colors, smiles; it teaches me something.

Oh, I like a good read myself. But nothing too laborious. I don't want to tamper with natural ignorance. It's the key to happiness.

Do you really think so?

Oh, absolutely. Good health, it's important but ignorance is the key. Too much knowledge and you're doomed.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!

I'm Batman.

Do you realise what you've done?! The Fuhrer is alive!

I'm gay.

As in " happy" ?

As in 'happy'?

Tavington. Damn Him! Damn that Man!

I'm gay. Well really more in theory than in practice.

The President has initiated Ghost Protocol. The entire IMF has been disavowed.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

I'm just upholding my oath as an attorney and doing my job. That's what you asked, that's what you TOLD me to do.

This quoting me back to me can become most irritating. You have your mother's convictions and your father's annoying habits.

Who's that ?

Who's that?

Oh, he works for us. That's... Paaaaaaatrick.

Oh, he works for us. That's Patrick.

What are you?

(Falcone gets pulled out of car through sunroof) I'm Batman.

So Britt, here we are again. Sent home after another schoolyard fight. I know you miss your mother. So do I. But I have to take care of 750 employees, and you have to take care of yourself. Still that seems to be asking too much.

But I was trying to stop some bullies-

Trying doesn't matter if you always fail! (Wrenches Britt's action figure from his grasp, while Britt screams 'No! NO!')

You think it makes me happy to do this?

Yes!

Henslowe! Do you know what happens to a man who doesn't pay his debts? His boots catch fire!