Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis

Highest Rated: 95% The Muppets (2011)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Sunlit Night (2019)

Birthday: Oct 1, 1969

Birthplace: Wilkesboro, North Carolina, USA

Born to a Greek father and a mother of English and Scottish ancestry, and was raised in a Greek Orthodox home. Dropped out of university one credit short of graduating and moved to New York. First stand-up performance was in the back of a hamburger restaurant in New York City's Times Square. His big break was being booked on The Late Show With David Letterman in 2000 by guest host Janeane Garofalo. His 2002 talk show on Comedy Central, Late World With Zach, was cancelled after nine weeks. Appeared in Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love." In 2008, created a Web show called "Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis," which consisted of offbeat interviews with celebrities. Best known for his role in the 2009 comedy The Hangover, also starring Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms, which won a Golden Globe for best comedy or musical in 2010. Had a small role in the Oscar-nominated George Clooney film Up in the Air in 2010. Reprised his role in The Hangover ll (2011) and lll (2013). In 2016, starred in the comedies Masterminds and Keeping Up with the Joneses. His second son was born in November 2016.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Mysteriet om herr Länk Mr. Link 2019
89% Missing Link Mr. Link 2019
74% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Actor Screenwriter Producer 2019
0% The Sunlit Night Actor 2019
10% Tulip Fever Actor $2.4M 2017
90% The Lego Batman Movie The Joker $175.7M 2017
No Score Yet The Something Actor 2017
19% Keeping Up With The Joneses Jeff Gaffney $14.9M 2016
34% Masterminds David Ghantt $17.4M 2016
91% Queen Mimi Actor 2016
No Score Yet Untitled Louis C.K./Zach Galifianakis Project Actor 2015
91% Birdman Jake 2014
8% Are You Here Ben Baker 2014
20% The Hangover Part III Alan $112.3M 2013
94% The Bitter Buddha Actor 2013
66% The Campaign Producer Marty Huggins $86.9M 2012
33% Craigslist Joe Executive Producer 2012
25% Mansome Actor $18.9K 2012
No Score Yet Comedy Warriors: Healing Through Humor Actor 2012
95% The Muppets Hobo Joe $88.7M 2011
86% Puss in Boots Humpty Dumpty $149.3M 2011
33% The Hangover Part II Alan $254.5M 2011
No Score Yet Frenemy Bucky 2010
40% Due Date Ethan Tremblay $100.5M 2010
57% It's Kind of a Funny Story Bobby $6.4M 2010
41% Dinner for Schmucks Therman $73M 2010
40% Operation: Endgame (Rogue's Gallery) Hermit 2010
66% Youth in Revolt Jerry $15.2M 2010
91% Up in the Air Steve $83.8M 2009
22% G-Force Ben $119.5M 2009
78% The Hangover Alan $277.4M 2009
36% Gigantic Actor 2009
70% Visioneers George Washington Winsterhammerman 2008
26% What Happens in Vegas Dave the Bear $80.2M 2008
83% Into the Wild Kevin $18.2M 2007
63% Super High Me Actor 2007
No Score Yet Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion Actor 2007
No Score Yet Comedians of Comedy - Live at the Troubador Actor 2007
44% The Comedians of Comedy Actor 2005
64% Below Weird Wally 2002
8% Out Cold Luke $13.9M 2001
7% Corky Romano Dexter/Hacker 2001
31% Bubble Boy Bus Stop Man 2001
53% Heartbreakers Bill 2001

TV

Credit
81% My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman
2018-2019
Guest 2019
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2019
50% This Giant Beast That is the Global Economy
2019
Appearing 2019
92% Baskets
2016
Screenwriter Chip Baskets Executive Producer 2019
2018
2017
2016
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Host Guest 2019
2018
2017
2016
2011
2010
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
2003
Guest 2019
2013
2011
2010
No Score Yet Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012-2019
Guest 2018
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Judge 2018
2017
No Score Yet America Divided
2016
Appearing 2018
2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2018
2017
2016
2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2018
2016
2013
2012
2011
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice 2017
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet TripTank
2014-2016
Voice 2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest 2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest 2014
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice 2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet The Nerdist
2011-2013
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host 2013
2011
2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2010
2009
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2012
2010
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Ray Hueston 2011
2010
2009
100% Funny Or Die Presents
2010-2011
Appearing 2010
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice 2010
2009
No Score Yet Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer 2010
2009
2008
2007
42% Tru Calling
2003-2005
Davis 2008
2005
2004
2003
76% The Sarah Silverman Program
2007-2010
Fred Blorth 2007
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
1998-2011
Performer 2001
33% Boston Common
1996-1997
Bobby 1997
1996

QUOTES FROM Zach Galifianakis CHARACTERS

Jake says: Get that smile off your face, you're freaking me out.

Jake says: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?

Lesley says: We share a vagina.

Ben Baker says: No need to resist the magic of Lithium, I know. We should sprinkle it's salty goodness over the fries at McDonald's until we're Dawn of the Dead drooling towards Banana Republic, pushing our carts, dazed, through the market, throwing the meat in, black blood pooling under so much plastic.

Marty Huggins says: Bring your brooms because it's a mess.

Peter Highman says: If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!!!!

Peter Highman says: If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!

Ethan Tremblay says: Then don't take me too a waffle house!!!!!!!!!

Ethan Tremblay says: Then don't take me too a waffle house!

Ethan Tremblay says: I once ate a foot long corn dog on a nude beach.... I'll never do that again.

Alan says: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!

Alan says: I cant beleve my daddy is dead. I can think of so many pepole who could of died first........... like my mother.

Alan says: I cant beleve my daddy is dead. I can think of so many pepole who could of died first. Like my mother.

Alan says: when a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Alan says: When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Alan says: I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.

Phil says: "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by, tell no one, I'll be in touch. -Chow" This says Chow! How did you not know this was from Chow?

Alan says: At the time, I thought was "Chow" like "goodbye"

Alan says: I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.

Phil says: (reads email) "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?

Phil says: "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?

Alan says: At the time I thought it was "chow" like "good bye."

Alan says: can I ask you another question?

Alan says: Can I ask you another question?

Lisa says: Sure.

Alan says: you probably get this a lot. This isn't real Caesars Palace. is it?

Alan says: You probably get this a lot. This isn't real Caesars Palace. is it?

Lisa says: What do you mean?

Alan says: did ummm, did Caesar live here?

Alan says: Did ummm, did Caesar live here?

Lisa says: Ummm, no.

Alan says: I didn't think so.

Marty Huggins says: Dad, if you're still holdin' a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.

Marty Huggins says: I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS.

Marty Huggins says: I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a mess.

Marty Huggins says: Hey, Travis, you tired this mornin'?

Travis says: Nope just high.

Marty Huggins says: Hate to break it to you, friend, thought your balloon's gettin' ready to pop.

Marty Huggins says: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.

Dylan Huggins says: I put a firefly in my butthole

Dylan Huggins says: I put a firefly in my butt-hole.

Marty Huggins says: Why?

Dylan Huggins says: So I could see my farts glow

Dylan Huggins says: So I could see my farts glow.

Alan says: It's not a purse. It's a sachel. Besides, Indiana Jones has one.

Marty Huggins says: If I had known you'd be proud of me, I would have shot someone sooner!

Marty Huggins says: I'm going to roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS!

Marty Huggins says: Push it? Push it real good?

Tim Wattley says: We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are â??odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbianâ?¦â??

Tim Wattley says: We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbian.

Marty Huggins says: That's an old one.

Tim Wattley says: 'He looks like the Travelocity gnome.'

Marty Huggins says: What?!

Marty Huggins says: "Hey Travis, you tired this morning?"

Marty Huggins says: Hey Travis, you tired this morning?

Travis says: "Nope just high."

Travis says: Nope just high.

Dylan Huggins says: One time, I put a firefly up my butthole.

Marty Huggins says: Why would you do that?

Dylan Huggins says: To make my farts glow.

Marty Huggins says: Can't, now thats the real 'c' word.

Cam Brady says: If you get my son to call you daddy, then I f**k your wife!

Alan says: I spiked them with muscle relaxer's, and my A.D.H.D. medication

Alan says: I spiked them with muscle relaxer's, and my A.D.H.D. medication.

Stu says: Why can't we remember ANYTHING that happened last night?

Alan says: That's one of the side-effects of Roofies. Memory loss.

Stu says: You are literally too stupid to insult.

Alan says: Thank you.

Alan says: It's my sunglasses okay?

Alan says: Are my glasses okay?

Stu says: Your sunglasses are okay, dick.

Alan says: There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!

Phil says: Holy fuck, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!

Marty Huggins says: A minute ago my pants were down, and now I'm a congressman. Normally it's the other way around.

Marty Huggins says: Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass...

Marty Huggins says: Hate to break it to you friend, but your balloon's about to pop. And that balloon's filled with your own butt toots.

Puss in Boots says: "hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y"

Puss in Boots says: Hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y.

Humpty Dumpty says: "It's been a long time brother."

Humpty Dumpty says: It's been a long time brother.

Puss in Boots says: "Maldito Huevo!"

Puss in Boots says: Maldito Huevo!

Alan says: I got a question. You probably get this a lot; this isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it?

Lisa says: What do you mean?

Alan says: Um...Did Caesar live here?

Lisa says: Uh, no.

Alan says: Didn't think so...

Marty Huggins says: Hate to break it to you friend, though your balloon's getting ready to pop.

Peter Highman says: I despise who you are on a cellular level.

Ethan Tremblay says: Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

Therman says: BARRY. Tell us why your wife left you.

Barry Speck says: (mumbles)

Barry Speck says: [mumbles]

Therman says: Louder, Barry.

Barry Speck says: I lost her clitoris

Barry Speck says: I lost her clitoris.

Susana says: You lost her what?

Barry Speck says: I told her it was probably in her purse...........

Barry Speck says: I told her it was probably in her purse...

Susana says: No, Barry, do you know what a clitoris is?

Barry Speck says: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.

Hoag says: What if, when we took on that kraut ship, we didn't sink 'em? What if... they sunk us?

Weird Wally says: Oh, that's a good twist.

Phil says: Do you know where were going?

Alan says: Please address me as captain.

Phil says: Oh fuck you Alan. Do you know where were going captain?

Alan says: Not at the table Carlos!

Alan says: Not at the table, Carlos!

Alan says: First my monkey, then my hat...How much more worse, can this day get?

Phil says: You are not my friend anymore Alan!

Alan says: Not even in America?

Alan says: I am sorry guys! This is not part of our plan..

Stu says: She's wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring i was going to give to melissa!

Stu says: The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring.

Alan says: I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust...

Alan says: I didn't know they give out rings at the Holocaust...

Hobo Joe says: Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?

Hobo Joe says: [In girly voice] Why don't you get things started?

Puss in Boots says: i smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...

Puss in Boots says: I smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...

Humpty Dumpty says: Its been a long time brother

Humpty Dumpty says: It's been a long time brother.

Puss in Boots says: marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!

Puss in Boots says: Marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!

Puss in Boots says: Maldito huevo, Humpty Alexander Dumpty? How dare you show your face to me!

Ethan Tremblay says: he really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.

Ethan Tremblay says: He really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.

Alan says: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?

Doug says: Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong?

Alan says: I shouldn't be here.

Doug says: Why is that, Alan?

Alan says: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school...or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Hobo Joe says: ''All hail the hobo king!''

Hobo Joe says: All hail the hobo king!

Hobo Joe says: "Man this 3D is incredible!"

Hobo Joe says: Man this 3D is incredible!

Alan says: im kinda confused

Alan says: I'm kinda confused.

Stu says: i made love to a man with boobies

Stu says: I made love to a man with boobies.

Alan says: This is nice isn't it? The three of us back together again?

Stu says: Oh God

Stu says: Oh God.

Hobo Joe says: "What am I invisible?"

Hobo Joe says: What am I invisible?

Hobo Joe says: Five bucks to show you where your seat is! Thank you! It's..um..down there somewhere.

Humpty Dumpty says: From this day froth, it shall be known...

Puss in Boots says: Never alone. Always together.

Humpty Dumpty says: Humpty and Puss...

Humpty Dumpty says: (at the same time) Together forever.

Humpty Dumpty says: [at the same time] Together forever.

Puss in Boots says: (at the same time)Together forever.

Puss in Boots says: [at the same time Together forever.

Hobo Joe says: "Why does everyone always forget about Hobo Joe!"

Hobo Joe says: Why does everyone always forget about Hobo Joe!

Hobo Joe says: What about Hobo Joe? Why doesn't anyone remember Hobo Joe?

Humpty Dumpty says: Do you have any idea what they do o eggs in San Ricardo Prison? Well, I'll tell you one thing; it ain't over easy.

Ohhh Cat says: Ohhh

Ohhh Cat says: Ohhh.

Alan says: Nice jump phil!

Alan says: Nice jump Phil!

Hobo Joe says: Here's your tickets. Your seats are...somewhere.

Hobo Joe says: Here's your tickets. Your seats are... somewhere.

Alan says: I don't get it. Is this a magic show?

Alan says: I don't get it, is this a magic show?

Alan says: Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's Comet?

Stu says: I dunno. Not for like, another 80 years.

Alan says: But it's not tonight, is it?

Stu says: NO.

Puss in Boots says: Something breakfest-y.

Humpy Dumpty says: It's been a long time brother.

Humpy Dumpty says: Embarrassed? I'm not.

Humpty Dumpty says: Embarrassed? I'm not.

Humpy Dumpty says: (from trailer) You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.

Humpy Dumpty says: [from trailer] You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.

Alan says: I'm with you I'm with you!

Alan says: I'm with you, I'm with you!

Mr. Chow says: You gonna fuck on me?

Alan says: Nobody's gonna fuck on you, we're on your side. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too. I hate him. He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault, alright? I'll get you some pants. OW!

Phil says: What the FUCK was that?!

Stu says: I have internal bleeding.

Phil says: That was some fucked up shit.

Alan says: Not at the Table Carlos!

Alan says: Not at the table Carlos!

Alan says: I didn't know they gave out rings at during Halocaust?

Alan says: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

Alan says: Hey there are skittles in there!!!!

Alan says: Hey! There were skittles in there!

Ethan Tremblay says: You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself

Ethan Tremblay says: You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.

Peter Highman says: Ok, I've calmed down abit

Ethan Tremblay says: You ready to apologies?

Peter Highman says: What? Fuck you!

Ethan Tremblay says: You and his wife exchange e-mails?

Ethan Tremblay says: You and his wife exchange emails?

Darryl says: Yeah

Darryl says: Yeah.

Ethan Tremblay says: What else do you exchange? Body fluids?

Ethan Tremblay says: Dad, you were like a father to me.

Ethan Tremblay says: Of course I know who Shakespeare is. He was a famous pirate. And by they way, It's Shakesbeard.

Doug says: You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy.

Alan says: Oh yeah? Well we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a reh-tard

Stu says: What?

Alan says: He was a reh-tard.

Doug says: Retard.

Alan says: Counting cards is a foolproof system.

Stu says: It's also illegal.

Alan says: It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

Alan says: VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!

Alan says: Oh, no, we can't park here.

Doug says: Why not?

Alan says: I can't go within 200 feet of any school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese

Alan says: I can't go within 200 feet of any school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Alan says: Hey everybody, here’s some fun facts. The population in Thailand if 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,00 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. The climate in Thailand…

Alan says: Hey everybody, here's some fun facts. The population in Thailand if 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,00 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. The climate in Thailand…

Stu says: Oh my god. Alan, your head!

Alan says: No, YOUR head.

Alan says: No, your head.

Alan says: Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom!

Alan says: Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom.

Alan says: I'm a stay at home son.

Alan says: When monkey nibbles on a penis.. itz funny in any language..

Alan says: When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Stu says: I've got a demon in me.

Stu says: There's a demon in me.

Alan says: It's true, he has semen in him.

Alan says: Hey, Phil, look.

Alan says: He's jackin' his little weenis.

Alan says: Not at the table baby!

Alan says: [stops the baby] Not at the table.

Alan says: im sorry is this a magic show?

Alan says: Is this a magic show?

Alan says: "We live an alternative lifestyle."

Alan says: We live an alternative lifestyle.

Alan says: What is this,a P.F Changs?

Alan says: What is this a P.F. Chang's?

Alan says: I'm a stay-at-home son.

Alan says: PIG!

Alan says: I don't get it. Is this a magic show?

Alan says: A monkey nibbling on a Penis is funny in any language

Alan says: When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Stu says: Thats supposed to be done by a Registered Nurse .

Stu says: That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse.

Alan says: Im a Nurse . Just not Registered .

Alan says: I am a nurse, I' m just not registered.

Alan says: I am a nurse, I'm just not registered.

Alan says: (to mother) And would a cupcake kill you?!?!

Alan says: (to mother) Would a cupcake kill ya?

Alan says: How dare you, she's a nice lady!

Alan says: "What is this a magic show?"

Alan says: What is this, a magic show?

Alan says: Oh wait, next weeks not so good, the Jonas brothers are in town.

Alan says: Oh wait, next weeks no good for me, the Jonas brothers are in town.