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In an attempt to parody rom-com cliches, Date Movie ultimately makes a mockery of itself, with juvenile toilet humor and empty pop culture references.
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Date Movie is the worst movie I have ever seen. I really mean that. January 16, 2018 | Full Review…
Date Movie is the worst movie I have ever seen. I really mean that.
Zadie Smith
[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one. December 26, 2006 | Full Review…
[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.
J. R. Jones
Date Movie still labours under the mistaken impression that exaggerated mimicry alone is enough to entertain. April 1, 2006 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Date Movie still labours under the mistaken impression that exaggerated mimicry alone is enough to entertain.
Adam Smith
Even a constipated amorous kitty and an emaciated corpse left to rot in an urn couldn't generate a laugh, and who out there would've thought a pooping pussycat would prove to be the pathetic pits? March 8, 2006 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Even a constipated amorous kitty and an emaciated corpse left to rot in an urn couldn't generate a laugh, and who out there would've thought a pooping pussycat would prove to be the pathetic pits?
Sara Michelle Fetters
This is a deeply rubbish film. February 25, 2006 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
This is a deeply rubbish film.
Peter Bradshaw
Director Seltzer and his co-writer Jason Friedberg throw everything they can at the audience in the hope of generating laughter, but the only chuckles I heard arose when a screamy, apparently unchaperoned little wild child took a spill. February 23, 2006 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
Director Seltzer and his co-writer Jason Friedberg throw everything they can at the audience in the hope of generating laughter, but the only chuckles I heard arose when a screamy, apparently unchaperoned little wild child took a spill.
Marc Savlov
Ultimately the kind of film that will give you quick laughs that will fade just as quickly. September 5, 2020 | Rating: 2.5/4.0 | Full Review…
Ultimately the kind of film that will give you quick laughs that will fade just as quickly.
Richard Propes
About one in three jokes hit their desired target, which is about par for the course for these kind of flicks. May 13, 2020 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
About one in three jokes hit their desired target, which is about par for the course for these kind of flicks.
Leigh Paatsch
This would-be comedy is like watching a bad amateur night at the improv, with one terrible gag after another that almost had me heading for the exits well before the final credits. November 19, 2019 | Rating: F | Full Review…
This would-be comedy is like watching a bad amateur night at the improv, with one terrible gag after another that almost had me heading for the exits well before the final credits.
Micheal Compton
It's painful. April 29, 2009 | Rating: 0.5/4 | Full Review…
It's painful.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke. April 23, 2009 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.
Tom Meek
It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable. November 20, 2008 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.
Brian Marder
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