Robert Moore Director Peter Falk Lou Peckinpaugh Actor Ann-Margret Jezebel Dezire Actor Eileen Brennan Betty DeBoop Actor Sid Caesar Ezra Dezire Actor Stockard Channing Bess Actor James Coco Marcel Actor Dom DeLuise Pepe Damascus Actor Louise Fletcher Marlene DuChard Actor John Houseman Jasper Blubber Actor Madeline Kahn Mrs. Montenegro Actor Fernando Lamas Paul DuChard Actor Marsha Mason Georgia Merkle Actor Phil Silvers Hoppy Actor Abe Vigoda Sergeant Rizzuto Actor Paul Williams Boy Actor Nicol Williamson Colonel Schlissel Actor Emory Bass Butler Actor Carmine Caridi Sergeant Crosseti Actor James Cromwell Schnell Actor Scatman Crothers Tinker Actor David Ogden Stiers Captain Actor Vic Tayback Lieutenant DiMaggio Actor Carole Wells Hat Check Girl Actor John Calvin Qvicker Actor Barry Michlin Bandleader Actor Jonathan Banks Cabbie Actor Lew Gallo Cop Actor Lee McLaughlin Fat Man Actor Zale Kessler Courier Actor Ray Stark Producer