Elves (1989)
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Cast
as Mike McGavin
as Kirsten's Mother
as Kirsten
as Kirsten's Grandfather
as Rubinkreuz
as Willy
as Brooke
as Amy
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Critic Reviews for Elves
All Critics (4) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (4)
If you have a copy of it for some reason, I recommend burning it and burying the remains in an empty lot and never looking back.
As bad as a B-movie about killer elves can be.
Audience Reviews for Elves
This film is ridiculous! It's not gory, it's not scary, it's just silly. The plot is out of this world! Three bimbos accidentally awaken a murderous elf whilst playing around in the woods. Soon one of them discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and the attempt to create the next master race. Naturally, the only person who can help her is an alcoholic down-on-his-luck ex-cop now working as a department store Santa. Some of the dialogue is ingenious in its silliness! Especially the conversation between the Santa and Dr. Fitzpatrick. The elf itself is a weird mixture of Marilyn Manson and Coppola's giant bat!Dracula.
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