Scary Movie (2000)
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Cast
as Shorty
as Ray
as Cindy
as Buffy
as Greg
as Gail
as Brenda
as Bobby
as Sheriff
as Doofy
as Kenny
as Cindy's Dad
as Drew
as Not Drew's Boyfriend
as Trick or Treater No. 1
as Trick or Treater No. 2
as Trick or Treater No. 3
as Old Lady In Theater
as Drew's Dad
as Drew's Mom
as Principal Squiggy
as Homeless Man
as Policeman #1
as Annoying Guy
as KOMQ Reporter
as Female Reporter
as Black TV Reporter
as Heather
as Road Victim
as Teacher
as Beauty Pageant MC
as Miss Congeniality
as Miss Thing
as Road Victim
as Grandma
as Policeman No. 1
as Policeman No. 2
as Reporter No. 1
as Reporter No. 2
as Shorty's Roomate
as Dookie
as Buffy's Mom
as Miss Mann
as Suicidal Teacher
as Older Man in Theater
as Old Lady in Theater
as Amistad II Captain
as Slave
as Whipmaster
as Woman In Theater
as Young Man In Theater
as Garage Victim
as Shorty's Friend
as Rowdie
as Store Clerk
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Critic Reviews for Scary Movie
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The kind of thing that leads to sleepless nights -- from severely bruised rib cages.
There's energy and glee in the movie, as if the Wayans brothers were still little boys, desperately working to out-gross each other. Naughty little boys and girls everywhere, even those who have officially grown up, will appreciate their commitment.
Would it be asking too much if the hit-and-miss jokes could maybe nudge an inch beyond the obvious?
This movie, by any name, would be as entertaining.
To get your money's worth, you need to be familiar with the various teenage horror franchises, and if you are, Scary Movie delivers the goods.
It's very funny and -- at times -- even witty in a crude, drunken frat-boy-with-an-epiphany kind of way.
Audience Reviews for Scary Movie
Super Reviewer
Scream was already a smart parody that made fun of horror movie conventions and clichés, so this silly (yet sometimes funny) spoof feels pretty pointless and shoots in every direction to see if it hits (even The Matrix gets thrown in the mix), but it has more misses than hits.
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This afternoon, I finally watched this movie through from beginning to end. You know what...I did not laugh once. This movie is just ridiculous. How in the world can such a stupid movie, make so much money at the box office? Are we all without minds in this world? This movie is a complete ripoff of Scream (which it parodies), and all other of the newer 90's style horror movies. Hollywood must really be hurting for ideas if a movie this terrible could actually be made. If you want to laugh, watch one of Mel Brooks' parodies, or the Monty Python films, or even The Pink Panther movies. These are true comedies. This is just a sick and twisted, incoherent movie with absolutely nothing funny in it. Now excuse me while I go and dust off my copy of Beverly Hills Cop, and watch a real entertaining, funny movie. 1/2 star 1-17-01 (Updated)
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Scary Movie Quotes
| Doofy: | This shit is good. |
| Shorty: | Oh. Shit. Son |
| Shorty: | Oh. Shit son. |
| Black TV Reporter: | White woman dead. And we're getting the fuck outta here! |
| Shorty: | Can I tell you a secret... I see dead people |
| Shorty: | Can I tell you a secret. I see dead people |
| Shorty's Friend: | (about the bong) Ohh man! This shit is awesome! |
| Shorty's Friend: | Ohh man! This shit is awesome! |
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