Dylan Moran Bernard Black Actor, Writer Tamsin Greig Fran Actor Bill Bailey Manny Actor John Arthur First Customer Guest Star Mark Aiken Ben Actor Dominic Carter First hooligan Actor Jeillo Edwards Midwife Actor Sophie Stanton Policewoman Actor Daisy Campbell Julie Actor David Cann Eddie Guest Star Nick Frost Security System Man Guest Star Ben Homewood Fourth Customer Guest Star Martin Freeman Doctor Actor Evie Garratt Old Woman Actor Peter Serafinowicz Howell Granger Guest Star Kevin Eldon Cleaner Actor Rhys Thomas Student Guest Star Paul Beech Abbott Guest Star Steve Bowditch Clerk Guest Star Muriel Pavlow Old Woman Actor Graham Linehan Director, Writer Nick Wood Director William Burdett-Coutts Executive Producer