Brian the Bachelor


Episode Info

The fact that Brian is a dog does not disqualify him from being a contestant on the TV reality series The Bachelorette. Nor does it prevent Brian from falling in love with Brooke (voiced by Jessica Biel), the ambitious starlet who much choose from several bachelors to win the Big Prize. At the same time, Chris is bedeviled by a huge and ever-growing zit, which not only talks (with the voice of Kevin Richardson) but is also clearly intent upon world domination (or at least "Chris domination"). Listen for the references to Blazing Saddles and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.


Seth MacFarlane
as Peter/Stewie/Brian/Quagmire/Spicolli/Trevor/Tom Tucker
Alex Borstein
as Lois/Mrs. Quagmire/Tina
Seth Green
as Chris
Michael Bell
as Allstar
Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin
Michael Bell
as Allstar
Mike Henry
as Cleveland
Jessica Biel
as Bachelorette
Drew Pinsky
as Dermatologist
John Erwin
as Adam/He-Man
Chris Cox
as Bachelorette Host
John Viener
as Jared/Jesus
Joey Slotnick
as Joan Oates
Fred Tatasciore
as Michael Eisner/Michael Moore/Stagehand
Mark Hentemann
as Other Guy
Anthony Morris
as UPS Guy/Zit
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