Paul Lynde Paul Simms Actor Elizabeth Allen Martha Simms Actor John Calvin Howie Dickerson Actor Jane Actman Barbara Simms Dickerson Actor Pamelyn Ferdin Sally Simms Actor Jerry Stiller Barney Dickerson Guest Star Mabel Albertson Mabel Bishop Guest Star James Gregory T.R. Scott Guest Star Anne Meara Grace Dickerson Guest Star Richard X. Slattery Sullivan Guest Star Dick Van Patten Wollner Guest Star Charlotte Rae Charlotte Guest Star Carol Speed Laverne Guest Star Herb Voland T.J. McNish Guest Star Victor Sen Yung Mr. Fong Guest Star Dick Wilson The Patient Guest Star Allison McKay Alice Guest Star Joel Lawrence Officer Guest Star Liam Dunn Mr. Frisby Guest Star Marcia Strassman Karen Guest Star Harry Ackerman Executive Producer Ed Jurist Writer Bruce Bilson Director Phil Sharp Writer William Raynor Writer Bob Carroll Jr. Writer Monica McGowan Johnson Writer Ron Clark Writer Ben Starr Writer Bob Fisher Writer George Tyne Director Ernest A. Losso Director Jerry London Director Myles Wilder Writer Marilyn Suzanne Miller Writer Arthur Marx Writer Jack Donohue Director William Asher Director S.A. Long Writer Oscar Rudolph Director