Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship. Walden Schmidt is a lovelorn Internet billionaire with an innocence born out of his lifelong dependence on others to take care of him. After a failed attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out, a suicidal Walden stumbles into a Malibu beach house, where tightly-wound, twice-divorced chiropractor Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son, Jake, had been living with Alan's now-deceased brother for the past eight years. With no place to go, Walden buys the house and invites Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn. Walden asks Berta, a domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper who has been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan unexpectedly finds himself mentoring Walden, who has severely limited dating experience. While Walden, Alan and Jake adjust to their new living arrangement, they create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each a better man.

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Critics Consensus: Two and a Half Men putters to an unpleasant end that continues to beat the dead Charlie horse while spinning an offensive, homophobic subplot.

2014, CBS, 18 episodes

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2013, CBS, 22 episodes

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2012, CBS, 23 episodes

Critics Consensus: Ashton Kutcher proves to be a game replacement for the unceremoniously departed Charlie Sheen, but Two and a Half Men feels exhausted and bitter as it trudges beyond its natural lifespan.

2011, CBS, 24 episodes

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2010, CBS, 16 episodes

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2009, CBS, 22 episodes

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2008, CBS, 24 episodes

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2007, CBS, 19 episodes

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2006, CBS, 24 episodes

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2005, CBS, 24 episodes

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2004, CBS, 24 episodes

Critics Consensus: Two and a Half Men's inaugural season rises above its sitcom formula with a rapid-fire clip of bawdy quips as well as the sparky chemistry between stars Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen.

2003, CBS, 24 episodes


Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
Maggie Lawson
as Ms. McMartin
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
Ryan Stiles
as Herb Melnick
Jane Lynch
as Dr. Linda Freeman
James Edson
as Stephan
Ming-Na Wen
as Linda Harris
Kris Iyer
as Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner
as Marty Pepper
Meagen Fay
as Martha
Alicia Coppola
as Dr. Michelle Talmadge
Laura Stone
as Danielle
Robert Clotworthy
as Gangster No. 1
Missi Pyle
as Miss Pasternak
Robert Clotworthy
as TV Announcer
Ed Forsyth
as Waiter
Steve Tom
as Minister
Steve Hynter
as Dr. Schenkman
Sara Erikson
as Bethany
Drew Cheetwood
as Male Stripper
Tom Virtue
as Minister
Deena Dill
as Ms. Tuttle
Richard Lewis
as Stan Beiber
Suzanne Whang
as Anesthesiologist
Sandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Madison Mason
as Tommy Shaefer
Terry Rhoads
as Dr. Andrew Sperlock
Kim Oja
as Betsy
Stephanie Erb
as Mrs. Schmidt
Bob Morrisey
as Dr. Little
Gigi Rice
as Christina
Darryl Sivad
as Cab Driver
Megan Fox
as Prudence
Sean Penn
as Himself
Paget Brewster
as Jamie Eckleberry
Andrea Bendewald
as Terry Sholander
Jason Alexander
as Dr. Goodman
Matthew Jordan
as Louis at 21
Layla Crawford
as Little Girl
Gracie Zane
as Volleyball Player #1
Jamie Day
as Annette
Judith Drake
as Cynthia
Jay Harik
as Cab Driver
Mandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
June Squibb
as Margaret
Bridget Flanery
as Judith Harper
Ronobir Lahiri
as Dr. Dasgupta
Steve Shaw
as Rev. Yarnell
Ben Hermes
as Detective
Mark Chaet
as Doctor
Alicia Witt
as Evelyn Harper
Ciera Foster
as Volleyball Player #2
Elise Robertson
as Second Nurse
Rob Poynter
as Judith Harper
Joel McKinnon Miller
as Officer Wilkenson
Jonathan Banks
as Evelyn Harper
Ken Davitian
as Mr. Mardirosian
Natalie Denise Sperl
as Judith Harper
Justine Eyre
as Gabrielle
George Coe
as Victor
Lynda Carter
as Lynda Carter
Diane Farr
as Rachel
Frances Fisher
as Priscilla Honeycutt
Dakin Matthews
as Father Shaunassey
Ken Jeong
as Male Nurse
John Pirruccello
as Police Helicopter Pilot
Jud Taylor
as DeeDee
J. D. Walsh
as Evelyn Harper
Erinn Hayes
as Gretchen
as Stephanie
Jamie Hill
as Nicole
Andy Mackenzie
as Ronald Wiedermeier
Larry Cedar
as Policeman No. 1
Jon Polito
as Mr. Sharipa
Scott McShane
as Police Officer #1
Jamie Rose
as Sloane Jagov
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Lillian Adams
as Mrs. Freemantle
Bre Blair
as Rachel
Willie Garson
as Dr. Staven
Jessica Lundy
as Sister Mary Francis
Ski Carr
as Gonzales
Amy Hill
as Mrs. Wiggins
Andre Ware
as Officer No. 1
Julianne Grossman
as Darlene Wiedermeier
Austin Lee
as Changpu
Michael Lowry
as Wes Tosterone
Rico E. Anderson
as M.P. Searle
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Bruno Amato
as Officer Roberts
Anna Graves
as Flight Attendant
Ken Lerner
as Dr. Levine
Peter Hulne
as Police Officer #2
Jeff Staron
as Barista
Bob Levitan
as Fireman #1
Shon Little
as Cashier
Shanti Lowry
as Tara/Tanya
Elle Evans
as Cheyenne
Max Mittelman
as Mechanical Demon
Michael Potter
as Man's Voice
Clint Culp
as William
Aja Evans
as Emily
Marion Ross
as Margaret
Richard V. Licata
as Councilman Stewart
Mikki Padilla
as Bridesmaid #1
John Burke
as Det. Henry Ketchum
Amanda Gallo
as Tiffany
Stefan Umstead
as Officer Foster
Bob Rumnock
as Minister
Bob Rusch
as Referee
Jamal Thomas
as Fireman #2
Amira Elliby
as Six-Year-Old Girl
Diane Sellers
as Ms. Gallagher
Treisa Gary
as Nurse Shelby
Kevin Knight
as Cashier
Jim Grollman
as Cashier
Jim Meskimen
as Gangster No. 2
Gregg Marx
as Announcer
Cazzy Golomb
as Girl #2
Alem Brhan
as Sergeant
Michael Merton
as Photographer
Keena Ferguson
as Bridesmaid #2
Desi Lydic
as Veronica
Jeff Clarke
as Sherman
Tammy Tavares
as Woman #1
Mia Kelly
as Cindy
Jennifer Keyes
as Bridesmaid #3
Richard Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Daniel Benson
as Teenage Boy
Richard F. Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Katrina Nelson
as Silent Betty
Annie Mumolo
as Teenage Girl No.1
Ashley Edner
as Teenage Girl No. 2
Jane Carr
as Sharon
Kimberly Brooks
as Computer Voice
Dan Cole
as Clown
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