Joel McHale

Mr. Weenie	[Getting taken away by Bob and Bobbie] No! No!
Elliot	[Terrified, witnessing all this] Noooo!

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Elliot

Giselle!

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Elliot	Isn't this great, Boog?
Boog	What's great?
Elliot	Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!

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Elliot

Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!

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Boog	[Disguised as a sheepdog] Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe! [Elliot and Mr. Weenie scream] Shh! What are you doin'?!
Elliot	Who are you?!
Boog	What do you mean?! I'm your best friend!
Elliot	McSquizzy?!
Boog	[Putting his hands on his hips] McSquizzy?! He doesn't even like you!
Elliot	[Hands on hips] Look, I'm not talkin' to some random, overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships! [Crosses arms]
Boog	It's me! Boog!
Elliot	Boog's fat. [Whacks Boog's belly] No way.
Boog	[Annoyed] Elliot!
Elliot	Huh? Wow! It IS you! Did you lose weight?
Boog	When did you start thinkin' McSquizzy was your BFF?!
Elliot	Oh! Heh heh. Well, you were hibernating. And we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common. [Puts his hands on his hips] We both like nuts.
Boog	YOU are nuts!

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Elliot

Rabbit fight!

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Boog	Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
Elliot	[Long gasp] BOOG! You traitor! [Pointing to Giselle] And you, traitor ex!
Giselle	[Looks offended]
Elliot	Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog	Oh, come on, Elliot...
Elliot	I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! So long!
McSquizzy	Hey! You're goin' the wrong way, ya choob!
Elliot	[Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcut-- [Falls down the edge and screams] I'm okay, guys. You don't care.
McSquizzy	Not really! Was that too harsh?

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Boog	Look, man. We need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
McSquizzy	Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
Elliot	[Scoffs] Beginner's luck!
Elliot	[scoffs] Beginner's luck!

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Elliot	Who are you?
Boog	What do you mean? I'm your best friend!
Elliot	McSquizzy?

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Elliot

BING! Shhh.

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Elliot

I can live without them!

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Elliot

Aaahhh!

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Elliot

I win!

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Mr. Weenie	Where are the others?
Elliot	Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy. [Notices Buddy] Hey, Buddy.

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Elliot

RABBIT FIGHT!

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Elliot

Married!

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Elliot

I'm okay, guys.

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Elliot

[Along with Mr. Weenie] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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Elliot

Shhhhh.

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Elliot

Bing!

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Elliot

[Investigating the Pet Paradiso parking lot] BING! Shhh.

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Elliot

I'm okay, guys! You don't care!

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Elliot	[After falling off the cliff] I'm okay, guys! You don't care.
McSquizzy	Not really! Was that too harsh?

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Elliot

[Repeated line] Aaaahhh!

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Elliot

I'm not talking to a random, overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships. [Crosses his arms]

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Elliot	[After the argument; to Giselle] Hmph!
Elliot	[after the argument; to Giselle] Hmph!

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Elliot

Forever AND after?

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Elliot	Who are you?
Boog	What do you mean? I'm your best friend!
Elliot	McSquizzy?
Boog	McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!
Elliot	Look, I'm not talking to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships.
Boog	It's me, Boog!
Elliot	Boog's fat. No way.
Boog	[Annoyed] Elliot!
Boog	[annoyed] Elliot!
Elliot	Wow, it is you! Did you lose weight?

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Boog	This plan will never work!
Elliot	Don't doubt me, number two friend. Trust the plan.

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Elliot

We're not even married yet, and you're already telling me what to do.

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Elliot

Close to you!

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Elliot

Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! Unless, like me, they long to be close to you.

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McSquizzy	You're going the wrong way, you choob!
Elliot	Oh, thank you very much. This is a shortcut-- [Falls off a cliff]
Elliot	Oh, thank you very much. This is a shortcut.. [falls off a cliff]

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Boog	Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
Elliot	[Long gasp] Boog! You traitor! [to Giselle] And you, traitor ex! Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog	Oh, come on, Elliot...
Elliot	I don't need any of you. I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own!

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Boog	[After Elliot's horn falls off] Ooh, that just ain't right.
Elliot	Oh, come on!

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Boog	Look, man, we need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
McSquizzy	Yeah! And without her, we never would have found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
Elliot	Beginner's luck!

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Elliot

Giselle!

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Elliot

RABBIT FIGHT!

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Elliot	Isn't this great, Boog?
Boog	What's great?
Elliot	Not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!

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Elliot

Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural.