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Cast

Mark Wahlberg
as John Bennett

Mila Kunis
as Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane
as Ted

Giovanni Ribisi
as Donny

Joel McHale
as Rex

Matt Walsh
as Thomas

Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks
as Robert

Bill Smitrovich
as Frank

Patrick Warburton
as Guy

Patrick Stewart
as Narrator

Norah Jones
as Herself

Sam J. Jones
as Himself

Tom Skerritt
as Himself

Brett Manley
as Young John

Ralph Garman
as John's Dad

Alex Borstein
as John's Mom

John Viener
as Alix

Laura Vandervoort
as Tanya

Robert Wu
as Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga
as Gina

Jessica Stroup
as Tracy

Melissa Ordway
as Michelle

Max Harris
as Greenbaum Kid

Zane Cowans
as Kid #1/Young Ted's Voice, Young Ted's Voice

T.J. Hourigan
as Kid #2

Owen Clarke
as Kid #3

Kristina Ellery
as Heavenly

Katelyn Lorren
as Cherene

Chanty Sok
as Angelique

Sara Fischer
as Sauvignon Blanc

Cassie Djerf
as Waitress

Joe Siriani
as Guy at Table #1

Patrick Shea
as Guy at Table #2

Henry Penzi
as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Tania Cabrera
as Girl at Party

Colton Shires
as Teenage John

Viera Andrea Moya
as Plymouth PR Worker

Hajee Kim
as Club Girl

Lydia Hannibal
as Ellen

Shawn Thornton
as Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein
as Stagehand

Danny Smith
as Waiter

Mike Nikitas
as Newscaster

Robin Hamilton
as Female Newscaster

Johnny Lee Davenport
as Husband

Christina Everett
as Wife

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Audience Reviews for Ted

• Mar 30, 2016

  Ted is pretty funny, as well as having a good script and story. Can be inconsistent at times though.
  Mr N Super Reviewer
• Jan 11, 2016

  Not my kind of comedy.
  Maymay A Super Reviewer
• Sep 13, 2015

  Funny at times, but honestly overrated. Let's be honest, there's only so much of Seth MacFarlane that any of us can take. He's funny in 20 minute doses on Family Guy (and even then it's really pushing it sometimes). But after the first hour here, his disturbed sense of humor quickly becomes interminable.
  Stephen S Super Reviewer
• Nov 25, 2013

  Ted is not exactly my type of film. It's an American Comedy, which is a strike. It's feelgood, which is a strike. It's main role is played by Mark Wahlberg, which is a strike. In my books these are the case at least. That said, I still more or less enjoyed Ted. I was stoked to see during the opening credits that Joel Fucking McHale (of Community "fame") was starring. I went into the cinema without a clue that this was the case. He essentially plays the same character he always does, but it's fabulous to see him getting work. Fantastic. Mila Kunis has always been somewhat of a favourite of mine, and though this particular role was hardly a shining star for me, it was still good to watch her on the big screen again. But Patrick Stewart's incredibly minor role as the narrator, absolutely fucking owned the movie for me. Towards the latter end of the film, Ted sort of... forgot that it was meant to be a comedy. As I've stated many times before, I tend to despise American comedy, so this was fine for me, but I can understand that this would frustrate many viewers who essentially came to see a Family Guy spin-off on the big screen. Here, Ted is at it's most warm, which was honestly a positive note. Though the premise itself is silly, Ted at least manages to hold on to some semblance of cohesion, and soldier through its more intense aspects. Ted, was not a fantastic film. It lacked enough oomph in any one department to really enthral me completely, or to hold a special place for me, anything like that. But apart from being "adequate", Ted, if nothing else, shows that Seth Macfarlane is more than just a one trick pony, and we can still expect his work to remain "not all together terrible" in the future. 59% -Gimly
  

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