Fantasy Island Reviews

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December 30, 2020
A bloated, convoluted and (most egregiously) boring mess.
October 20, 2020
Comatose direction by Jeff Wadlow turns the comedy leaden, the horror perfunctory and the twists stupefying.
October 13, 2020
Some of the writing is really cheesy and just a bit too much.
September 12, 2020
The first 80-odd minutes of the film are merely quite bad; it's the rest of it that turns it into such a remarkable disaster.
August 31, 2020
Despite its potential, Fantasy Island's shoddy script can't save it from being one of Blumhouse's more notable blunders. [Full Review in Spanish]
July 14, 2020
Blumhouse's Fantasy Island is like a giant tangled, rotting ball of yarn that keeps gathering dustballs of bad ideas on top of more bad ideas. You can try to untangle it to sort it all out, but it's not worth it, and it's best to avoid it altogether.
July 8, 2020
It's hard to walk away from Fantasy Island feeling like this idea could have been utilized better. Perhaps, there's a movie where you can parse both compelling scares and narrative that really depicts the dangers of changing the past.
June 11, 2020
If you were stranded on this desert island and made to live out your chosen fantasy to its logical conclusion, you would surely choose something more life-affirming than this forgettable affair.
May 12, 2020
It's just not the least bit scary.
April 30, 2020
Fantasy Island plays out like an overlong version of a television pilot. It's definitely a quarter of an hour minutes too long,
April 28, 2020
If you remember the Fantasy Island television show, you should watch the film at least once if for nothing more than nostalgia's sake.
April 26, 2020
'Fantasy Island' is admittedly nothing to dream about, but it's a hell of a lot of fun. If you can prepare yourself for something that feels as if it came out 20 years ago, then you'll have a solid time with it.
April 20, 2020
Look, this remake of the '70s TV show about - you guessed it - a Fantasy Island, where your dreams come back to haunt you, is horrible.
April 20, 2020
There's a good movie in here somewhere, and the unrated cut amped it up a bit, but the overall payoff is kinda laughable.
April 14, 2020
Just about everything in the movie falls flat with stock characters and limp storyline.
April 9, 2020
'Fantasy Island' is worse than 'Cats.'
April 8, 2020
The big-budget decorum doesn't do much to outrun the silliness, though, and you have to hand it to everyone involved for not making this some grim, gritty take. FANTASY ISLAND is also goofy as hell, which is arguably the only thing it has going for it.
March 30, 2020
The absolute definition of missable.
March 13, 2020
Turn de plane around if you're planning a visit to this Fantasy Island
March 10, 2020
Hardly the worst idea for rebooting a classic TV series, but ultimately executed in manners both tediously episodic and spectacularly stupid.
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