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The Hottie and the Nottie is a crass, predictable, and ineptly staged gross-out comedy that serves little purpose beyond existing as another monument to Paris Hilton's vanity.
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Astonishingly sexist. March 28, 2008 | Full Review…
Astonishingly sexist.
Tim Robey
In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week. March 28, 2008 | Full Review…
In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.
This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals. March 28, 2008 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.
James Christopher
After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever. March 28, 2008 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.
Anna Smith
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie. March 28, 2008 | Rating: 1/6 | Full Review…
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.
David Jenkins
It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful. February 11, 2008
It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.
Richard Roeper
Starring Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin and Joel David Moore, The Hottie & The Nottie is the most heartwarming Valentine one could ever hope to receive. November 13, 2019 | Full Review…
Starring Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin and Joel David Moore, The Hottie & The Nottie is the most heartwarming Valentine one could ever hope to receive.
Debbie Lynn Elias
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice. January 6, 2014 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.
Michael Dequina
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong. April 4, 2011 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.
Dave White
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being. March 8, 2011 | Rating: 2/10 | Full Review…
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.
Tim Brayton
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?). June 1, 2008 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).
Kevin McCarthy
an insult to mankind May 19, 2008 | Rating: 0.5/5
an insult to mankind
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