Mike Judge Director, Producer, Writer Luke Wilson Pvt. Joe Bowers Actor Maya Rudolph Rita Actor Dax Shepard Frito Actor Terry Crews President Camacho Actor David Herman Secretary of State Actor Erik Anderson Angry Court Member Actor Mitch Baker Doctor Actor Tom Beaver Dan Fisk Actor Sara Rue Attorney General Actor Justin Long Doctor Actor Brendan Hill Secretary. of Energy Actor Michael McCafferty Officer Collins Actor Stephen Root Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW Actor Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme Actor Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO Actor Scarface Upgrayedd Actor Earl Mann Narrator Elysa Koplovitz Producer Etan Cohen Writer Michael Nelson Executive Producer Theodore Shapiro Original Music Tim Suhrstedt Cinematographer David Rennie Film Editing Beth Sepko Casting Mary Vernieu Casting Darren Gilford Production Design