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Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.
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All Critics (131) | Top Critics (39) | Fresh (27) | Rotten (104)
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep. August 16, 2007 | Full Review…
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
Nigel Floyd
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career. September 26, 2005 | Full Review…
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
Nathan Rabin
Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids. May 13, 2005 | Full Review…
Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids.
Jim Schembri
Abysmal. April 19, 2005 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Abysmal.
Paul Arendt
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier. March 10, 2005 | Rating: 1/4
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
Peter Travers
[An] unintentional fascist satire. March 9, 2005 | Full Review…
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
Laura Sinagra
I realize Walt Disney Pictures markets for the family, but is necessary to dumb down the story this much? November 18, 2019 | Full Review…
I realize Walt Disney Pictures markets for the family, but is necessary to dumb down the story this much?
Micheal Compton
The Pacifier -- cute and cuddly, mind-numbing, cotton candy guaranteed to pacify everyone in the family. November 14, 2019 | Full Review…
The Pacifier -- cute and cuddly, mind-numbing, cotton candy guaranteed to pacify everyone in the family.
Debbie Lynn Elias
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy. December 28, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
Nell Minow
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless. April 29, 2009 | Full Review…
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster. October 18, 2008 | Full Review…
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
Urban Cinefile Critics
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here. August 7, 2008 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
Jim Lane
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