The Pacifier2005
The Pacifier (2005)
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Cast
as Shane Wolfe
as Principal Claire Fletcher
as Julie Plummer
as Zoe Plummer
as Capt. Bill Fawcett
as Helga
as Vice Principal Murney
as Lulu Plummer
as Peter
as Peter
as Tyler
as Mrs. Chun
as Tyler
as Director
as Mr. Chun
as Mrs. Chun
as Liesel
as Howard Plummer
as Maria
as Maria
as Capt. Von Trapp
as Brigitta
as Friedrich
as Gretl
as Kurt
as Louisa
as Marta
as Mother Abbess
as Nuns-nazis
as Nun
as Nun
as Nazis
as Nazi
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Cheerleader
as Female Customer
as Teacher
as Teacher
as Showroom Cleaner
as Cute Cop
as Cute Cop's Partner
as Fireflies
as Fireflies
as Fireflies
as Fireflies
as First Junior Grizzly
as Second Junior Grizzly
as Grizzlies
as Grizzlies
as Grizzlies
as Wood Woodchuck Manager
as FBI Agent
as FBI Agent
as Piano Accompanist
as Dialect Coach
as Dialect Coach
as Marcel
as Car Salesman
as Male Customer
as Wrestler
as Wrestler
as Swiss Banker
as Scott
as Wyatt (Navy S.E.A.L. #2)
as Navy S.E.A.L #3
as Navy S.E.A.L #4
as Boat Captain
as Serbian
as Serbian
as Serbian Gunner
as Stagehand
as Serbian Pilot
as Vin Diesel Stand In
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Critic Reviews for The Pacifier
All Critics (129) | Top Critics (37) | Fresh (26) | Rotten (103) | DVD (12)
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
Audience Reviews for The Pacifier
The Pacifier sucked, it was boring, badly acted, and terrible action, and one of the worst films ever made.
Super Reviewer
Embarassing
Super Reviewer
Hysterical. Vin Diesel played a fantastic nanny and it's a nice heartfelt film that will have you smiling from start to finish.
Super Reviewer
The Pacifier Quotes
| Vice Principal Murney: | You mess with the bull, you get the horns. |
| Lulu: | I want you to have this. (Giving family photo) Because I want you to never forget me) |
| Lulu: | I want you to have this. [giving family photo] Because I want you to never forget me. |
| Shane Wolf: | I will never forget you |
| Shane Wolf: | I will never forget you. |
| Lulu: | Why are your boobs so big? |
| Shane Wolf: | They're not boobs! |
| Lulu: | Do you have to wear a bra? |