Shark Night 3D Reviews

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August 6, 2019
Too silly to be seen as any kind of serious critique of American culture and too caught up in its own thematic self-reflexivity to be a completely satisfying piece of junk horror.
February 8, 2019
Ellis does a good job with timing and cuts together what looks like footage of real sharks with his actors in a way that makes us take notice without having too many shots where what we may assume is an animatronic shark is in frame with a performer.
August 14, 2018
No matter how hastily pieced together the film feels, you can't help but admire Ellis' tenacity... It's just a shame it's not any good.
September 8, 2013
When I wasn't laughing at the scenes of sharks leaping out of the water to attack their prey (in trees! on jetskis!) I was questioning the happy coincidence of a runaway motorboat heading directly towards a pier littered with flammable gas tanks.
June 30, 2013
An atrocious waste of time, this "Night" is one you'll quickly forget.
March 21, 2013
Predictable. Disposable. Listless. Boring. This is not how you make great horror films.
February 15, 2013
The most disturbing sequence comes after the end credits, actually, when the actors are shown performing together on a really bad rap video.
November 16, 2012
This clearly isn't a film that wants to win awards for logic, so it dives head first in to just pure idiocy, and never comes back up for air.
April 6, 2012
Never mind that the film is never scary; it also is never much *fun*.
March 3, 2012
January 29, 2012
Awful on nearly every level, but wholly entertaining as a laugh-out-loud party movie. Shark Night is dumb, but you probably won't care.
January 22, 2012
This film falls apart in the deliberately bad character development which never quite registers as a joke but rather as a weak attempt at actually developing the characters.
January 3, 2012
The end result is a horror effort that never becomes the guilty pleasure it clearly wants to be...
December 26, 2011
full review at Movies for the Masses
December 22, 2011
This is a pretty bad movie that (I think) knows it's a pretty bad movie. What keeps it from being even worse and entering into the useless 'torture porn' genre is its PG-13 rating, which teeters on the brink of 'R' territory throughout.
December 22, 2011
October 6, 2011
A bad taste frenzy, with cameras tied to the bellies of some beasts contained by crooks in a salt water lake.
October 5, 2011
Enjoyably trashy Jaws/Piranha rip-off, enlivened by likeable performances and some impressive 3D effects, but the plot is laugh-out-loud ridiculous and there's an oddly prudish approach to gore and nudity.
October 2, 2011
Little more than a brain damaged, irony-free, and curiously toothless attempt to retread the success of last year's surprising summer gorefest, Piranha 3D.
September 27, 2011
[Leaves] you with nothing more than a few poke-y moments and wistful memories of Piranha 3D.
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