Jonas Akerlund Director Jason Schwartzman Ross Actor John Leguizamo Spider Mike Actor Mena Suvari Cookie Actor Patrick Fugit Frisbee Actor Brittany Murphy Nikki Actor Mickey Rourke The Cook Actor Peter Stormare Cop # 1 Actor Alexis Arquette Moustache Cop Actor Debbie Harry Neighbor Actor Eric Roberts The Man Actor Chloe Hunter April Love Actor Julia Mendoza La Sadgirl Actor Josh Peck Fat Boy Actor Larry Drake Dr. K Actor Charlotte Ayanna Amy Actor Ron Jeremy Bartender Actor Tony Kaye Emcee Actor Will De Los Santos Writer Creighton Vero Writer Chris Hanley Producer Fernando Sulichin Producer Timothy Wayne Peternel Producer Danny Vinik Producer Billy Corgan Music