Episode 1
Aired Oct 3, 1981
A Model Marriage; This Year's Model; Original Sin; Vogue Rogue; Too Clothes for Comfort
A fashion cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; married agency-owners war; Julie is offered a modeling job; a cosmetic king seeks a spokeswoman.
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Episode 2
Aired Oct 10, 1981
Julie's Wedding; Expedition; Mongala; Professor's Wife; Three R's; Julie's Replacement
A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding; an anthropologist seeks a missing link; Stubing romances the anthropologist's wife (Katherine Helmond); Julie is replaced; guests Patrick Duffy, Anthony Andrews.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 24, 1981
Incredible Hunk; Isaac, Marriage Counselor; Jewels & Jim
A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 17, 1981
Aunt Sylvia; Two Grapes on the Vine; Deductible Divorce
Julie's aunt (Carol Channing) and her friend (Betty White) compete for a man; two wine-tasters (Leslie Uggams, Robert Guillaume) discover each other; a couple divorces for tax purposes.
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Episode 7
Aired Oct 31, 1981
Jackpot; Country Blues; Daddy's Little Girl
Gopher finds a huge sum of money; a folk singer meets a politician from her past; a man tampers with his daughter's love life.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 7, 1981
New Beginnings; Chef's Special; Kleinschmidt
Stubing's friend (Joan Fontaine) tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 14, 1981
Lady From Laramie; Phantom Bride; Vicki Swings
A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 21, 1981
Farnsworth's Fling; I Remember Helen; Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia; Three In Bed
A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives; his niece (Jessica Walter) plots to wed him to a unsuspecting woman (Linda Evans); Stubing considers marriage.
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Episode 11
Aired Nov 28, 1981
Gladys & Agnes; Radioactive Isaac; Love, Honor & Obey
A widow plays matchmaker for her sister; Isaac's dental filling receives transmissions; a couple's vow stops at "obey."
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 5, 1981
He's My Brother; Zeke & Zelda; Teach Me Tonight
Doc reconciles with his brother; A couple tries deception to get free passage; A girl experiences first love.
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Episode 13
Aired Dec 12, 1981
Joy of Celibacy; Floating Bridge Game; Take a Letter, Vicki
A woman falls for a man's claim of a year of celibacy; a woman's bridge partners hinder her romance; Stubing makes Vicki his secretary.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 9, 1982
Captain's Portrait; Good Neighbors; Familiar Faces
Stubing fears a portrait will be too revealing; a woman won't become involved with her neighbor; a new groom sees a face from his past.
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Episode 15
Aired Jan 23, 1982
Gopher's Roommate; I Don't Play Anymore; Crazy for You
Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.
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Episode 16
Aired Jan 30, 1982
Past Perfect Love; Green, But Not Jolly; Instant Family
A man insists a woman is his reincarnated wife; Julie's hair causes her headaches; a man discovers a secret.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 6, 1982
Doc Takes the Fifth; Safety Last; Business Affair
Doc sees his new bride kissing another man; a safety inspector falls in love; a former employer wants a lady executive to work for him.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 6, 1982
Return of Captain's Lady; Love Ain't Illegal; Irresistible Man
Stubing hears about a former love; a man wants to leave his companion aboard; a man claims he was attacked.
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Episode 19
Aired Feb 13, 1982
Wife for Wilfred; Girl Who Stood Still; His Girls Fridays
A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.
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Episode 20
Aired Feb 20, 1982
New York A.C.; Live It Up; All's Affair in Love & War
Three men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.
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Episode 21
Aired Feb 27, 1982
Musical; My Ex-Mom; My Aunt, the Worrier; Pest
The First Annual Cruise Show attracts Gopher's mother (Ethel Merman), an actor (Van Johnson), one of Doc's former in-laws (Ann Miller), Isaac's mother (Della Reese) and her suitor (Cab Calloway) and Julie's eccentric aunt (Carol Channing).
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Episode 22
Aired Mar 6, 1982
Viking's Son; Separate Vacations; Pride of the Pacific; Experiment; Getting to Know You
The ship competes with Stubing's arch rival (Ted Knight) in a cruise from British Columbia to Alaska; guests Sonny Bono, Tom Bosley, Michele Lee, Priscilla Barnes, Doug Barr, Mary Crosby, John James, Charlotte Rae.
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Episode 23
Aired Mar 20, 1982
Isaac Gets Physical
The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to palm off his boring fiancee.
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Episode 24
Aired Mar 27, 1982
Burl of My Dreams; Meet the Author; Rhymes, Riddles & Romance
Vicki is infatuated with Gopher; a publisher falls for an author's niece; two try to cheat each other in a treasure hunt.
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Episode 25
Aired Apr 10, 1982
Pal-I-Mony-O-Mine; "A" for Gopher; Does Father Know Best?
A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.
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Episode 26
Aired May 1, 1982
April in Boston; Saving Grace; Breaks of Life
A man hires April as interpreter; a man claims to be a widow's guardian angel; an almost-divorced couple meet.
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Episode 27
Aired May 8, 1982
Dress to Remember
A dress affects many people's lives; guests Eleanor Parker, Forrest Tucker, Bob Denver, Markie Post, Kelly Monteith, Lyle Waggoner.
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Episode 28
Aired May 15, 1982
Marrying for Money; Mothers Don't Do That; Substitute Lover
The crew thinks a bride wants her groom dead; a boy learns a secret from his past; a woman boards to meet her pen pal.
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