Jeremy Sisto

Jeremy Sisto

Highest Rated: 100% Hangman (2015)

Lowest Rated: 12% Broken (2006)

Birthday: Oct 06, 1974

Birthplace: Grass Valley, California, USA

While not a marquee name, actor Jeremy Sisto rightfully earned a solid reputation in dozens of supporting and leading man roles. Sisto made his feature film debut while still in high school, playing Kevin Kline's son in Lawrence Kasdan's ensemble drama, "Grand Canyon" (1991). He quickly racked up a number of supporting roles opposite Hollywood's most popular names in such high-profile films as "Clueless" (1995) and "White Squall" (1996). Recognized for a calm intensity he brought to his characters, he went on to win the title role of the messiah in the biblical drama "Jesus" (CBS, 2000), opposite the likes of Jacqueline Bisset and Gary Oldman. Sisto gained further recognition for his recurring role on all five seasons of "Six Feet Under" (HBO, 2001-05) as Billy Chenoweth, the emotionally troubled brother of Brenda (Rachel Griffiths). During that time he took the lead in another sweeping television biopic, this time as the Roman emperor "Caesar" (TNT, 2002). Equally convincing as world leaders and working stiffs, he was suitably detestable as Keri Russell's boorish husband in the winning dramedy, "Waitress" (2007) and always dependable as homicide detective Cyrus Lupo on the seminal crime drama, "Law & Order" (NBC, 1990-2010). In one of his lighter roles, Sisto later starred as a fish-out-of-water single father on the quirky sitcom, "Suburgatory" (ABC, 2011-14). Adept at both intense drama and raucous comedy, Sisto enjoyed a robust acting career, as prolific as it was diverse.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
77% 92% Frozen II King Runeard (Voice) $477.4M 2019
72% 51% Ferdinand Ferdinand's Father (Voice) $84.2M 2017
35% 29% The Other Side of the Door Michael (Character) $3M 2016
86% 64% Girl Flu Arlo (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet 57% Love Is All You Need? Mr. Thompson (Character) - 2016
100% 33% Hangman Aaron (Character),
Producer
- 2015
100% 78% Batman vs. Robin Talon (Voice) - 2015
No Score Yet 47% H8RZ Mr. Faustin (Character) - 2015
71% 52% Break Point Jimmy (Character),
Screenwriter,
Producer
- 2014
14% 25% As Cool as I Am Guy (Character) - 2013
86% 75% Robot & Frank Sheriff Rowlings (Character) $3.3M 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sironia Tucker (Character) - 2011
80% 71% Into Temptation Father John Buerlein (Character) - 2009
40% 35% Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Detective Wimbly (Character) $71K 2009
No Score Yet 86% A Cat's Tale Squirrel (Voice) - 2008
No Score Yet 71% Justice League: The New Frontier Batman (Voice) - 2008
57% 66% Gardens of the Night Jimmy (Character) - 2007
89% 74% Waitress Earl (Character) $19.1M 2007
67% 58% In Memory of My Father Jeremy (Character) - 2007
No Score Yet 12% The Thirst Darius (Character) - 2006
12% 32% Broken Will (Character) - 2006
No Score Yet 35% Population 436 Steve Kady (Character) - 2006
38% 54% Unknown Handcuffed Man (Character) $24.7K 2006
No Score Yet 67% The Nickel Children The Doctor (Character) - 2005
41% 77% A Lot Like Love Ben (Character) $21.8M 2005
41% 70% The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things Chester (Character) $26.1K 2004
No Score Yet 21% Method Jake Fields (Character) - 2004
50% 59% Dead & Breakfast Christian (Character) - 2004
67% 67% Paranoia 1.0 Simon (Character) - 2004
No Score Yet 45% In Enemy Hands Jason Abers (Character) - 2004
81% 77% Thirteen Brady (Character) $4.6M 2003
40% 54% Wrong Turn Scott (Character) $15.4M 2003
No Score Yet 86% The Movie Hero Blake Gardner/The Movie Hero (Character) - 2003
69% 75% May Adam (Character) $145.5K 2002
33% 46% Angel Eyes Larry (Character) $24M 2001
No Score Yet 6% Manfast Mica (Character) - 2001
No Score Yet 71% Jesus Unknown (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 59% Takedown Lance 'Icebreaker' Petersen (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dead Dog Tom Braeburn (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 20% The Auteur Theory Jules (Character) - 1999
No Score Yet 60% This Space Between Us Alex Harty (Character) - 1999
No Score Yet 46% Trash Sonny James (Character) - 1999
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jesus Jesus (Character) - 1999
No Score Yet 50% The Day Lincoln Was Shot Frederick Seward (Character) - 1998
79% 91% Without Limits Frank Shorter (Character) $777.4K 1998
No Score Yet 55% Some Girls Chad (Character) - 1998
60% 79% Playing by Heart Malcolm (uncredited) (Character) $4M 1998
17% 66% Bongwater Robert (Character) - 1998
34% 74% Suicide Kings T. K. (Character) $1.7M 1997
58% 65% White Squall Frank Beaumont (Character) $10.3M 1996
15% 51% Moonlight and Valentino Steven (Character) $2.1M 1995
20% 39% Hideaway Vassago (Character) $11.7M 1995
82% 76% Clueless Elton Tiscia (Character) $56.2M 1995
No Score Yet 25% The Crew Timothy Grant (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Shaggy Dog Trey Miller (Character) - 1994
77% 70% Grand Canyon Roberto (Character) $32.3M 1991

TV

Credit
No Score Yet 65% FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge Jubal Valentine (Character) 2018-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet To Tell the Truth Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night Guest 2020
No Score Yet 34% FBI: Most Wanted Jubal Valentine (Guest Star) 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rachael Ray Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2019 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ice Freddy Green (Character) 2017-2018
No Score Yet 85% Ice Unknown (Character) 2016-2018
77% 68% The Long Road Home Staff Sgt. Robert Miltenberger (Character) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Steve Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood Today Live Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2016
18% 67% Wicked City Jack Roth (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2015
No Score Yet 94% The Returned Peter Lattimore (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Better Show Guest 2015 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Big Morning Buzz Live Guest 2015
No Score Yet 90% American Dad Mitch (Guest Voice) 2015 2006
91% 89% Suburgatory George Altman (Character) 2011-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Queen Latifah Show Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Air Force One Is Down Markey (Character) 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen (Explicit) Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Law & Order Det. Cyrus Lupo (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star)
2007-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star) 2010
67% No Score Yet Kidnapped Unknown (Character) 2006-2007
No Score Yet 93% Numb3ers Unknown (Guest Star) 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet Nightmares & Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King Unknown (Character) 2006
81% 97% Six Feet Under Billy Chenowith (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star)
2001-2005
No Score Yet 83% Dawson's Creek Unknown (Guest Star) 2003
67% No Score Yet The Twilight Zone Unknown (Character) 2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Outer Limits Unknown (Character) 2001
No Score Yet 94% Rugrats Larry (Guest Voice) 1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet FREE HBO: Six Feet Under Billy Chenowith (Character)

QUOTES FROM Jeremy Sisto CHARACTERS

Julius Caesar says: Ahghhhghghhhhgh *as he dying*

Julius Caesar says: Ahghhhghghhhhgh

Michael says: I can't believe it my children are geniuses.

Michael says: What if we stayed here? Started a family here?

Elton says: I can't find my Cranberries CD, I gotta go to the quad before somebody snags it.

Chef Henri says: dis is not your ome

Chef Henri says: Dis is not your ome.

Christian says: It's home

Chef Henri says: Ome.....

Chef Henri says: Ome.

Christian says: HHHHHome

Christian says: Home.

Christian says: If I got my ass kicked like that every day I'd be eating these things like....well pez.

Christian says: If I got my ass kicked like that every day I'd be eating these things like, well Pez.

Adam says: So what do you do, May?

May Canady says: I work at the animal hospital...And I sew.

May Canady says: I work at the animal hospital. And I sew.

Adam says: Okay...Animal hospital.

Adam says: Okay. Animal hospital.

May Canady says: Some people think it's kind of gross.

Adam says: I love gross.

May Canady says: Really?

Adam says: Mm-hmm. Disgust me, please.

May Canady says: Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but... when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well... a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] ...I had to sew that one back up.

May Canady says: Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well, a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] I had to sew that one back up.

Adam says: There's an Argenta playing at the Beverly in 15 minutes. I took the afternoon off. They're showing "Trauma."

Adam says: There's an Argenta playing at the Beverly in 15 minutes. I took the afternoon off. They're showing 'Trauma.'

May Canady says: Is that a movie?

Adam says: You've never seen "Trauma"?!

Adam says: You've never seen 'Trauma'?!

Adam says: Whatcha reading about?

May Canady says: Amputation.

Adam says: Is that for work?

May Canady says: Nope. It's just for fun.

Adam says: Does this stuff freak you out?

May Canady says: Nothing freaks me out.

Adam says: That's right, it wouldn't, would it? (Adam pulls out a fake knife) ...You're on to me...I'm a psycho.

Adam says: That's right, it wouldn't, would it? (Adam pulls out a fake knife) You're on to me. I'm a psycho.

May Canady says: I love your hands. I think they're beautiful.

Adam says: I used to be a hand model.

May Canady says: I could see you doing that.

Adam says: I'm kidding, May.

May Canady says: Race cars?

Adam says: What's that? Oh, yeah! (embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants) ...my, uh, girlfriend bought me these.

Adam says: What's that? Oh, yeah! (embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants) My, uh, girlfriend bought me these.

Adam says: (opens his front door and sees May standing there) - May, you scared the hell out of me! ...What are you doing out here?

Adam says: (opens his front door and sees May standing there) - May, you scared the hell out of me! What are you doing out here?

May Canady says: Nothing.

Adam says: How long have you been standing out here?

May Canady says: Since about 2:00.

Adam says: You haven't really been standing out here for two hours, have you?

May Canady says: (smiles) - What do you think?

May Canady says: You don't think I'm weird?

Adam says: I do think you're weird.

May Canady says: I knew that.

Adam says: I like weird. I like weird a lot.

Adam says: (May tries kissing him, but she gets too rough and Adam backs off) - Whoa! Jesus Christ! Who taught you how to kiss?

May Canady says: (referring to her doll) - Suzie.

Adam says: (after showing May his student made horror film) - So, what did you think?

May Canady says: It was sweet...

May Canady says: It was sweet.

Adam says: It was sweet?

May Canady says: I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little far-fetched.

Adam says: (while kissing May for the first time, she bites his lip) - Owe! God damn it! (Adam looks around her room and sees May's weird doll) ...What the fu*k is that? (he then notices his lip is bleeding) ...Oh, fu*k, I'm bleeding.

May Canady says: I know. [May begins sexually wiping Adams blood on her body]

Adam says: (weirded out by May's action) - May, what are you doing? ...Please. I need a towel. [May just smiles at him, still wiping his blood on her] ...I think...I think I'm gonna go.

Adam says: (weirded out by May's action) - May, what are you doing? Please. I need a towel. [May just smiles at him, still wiping his blood on her] I think, I think I'm gonna go.

May Canady says: What?

Adam says: I'll see you around.

May Canady says: (referring to Adams student horror film) - But it's just like your movie.

Adam says: May, this is weird.

May Canady says: (smiles) - You like weird.

Adam says: (looks at her disgusted) - Not that weird. [Adam walks out of her room]