Jeremy Sisto

Jeremy Sisto

  • Highest Rated: 100% Hangman (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 12% Broken (2007)
  • Birthday: Oct 6, 1974
  • Birthplace: Grass Valley, California, USA
  • With film roles ranging from his portrayal of a psychotic satanic killer (Hideaway [1995]) to Jesus (1999), one would not be hard-pressed to give actor Jeremy Sisto the credit of having a fairly impressive range of dramatic abilities. Born in Northern California, Sisto spent his early years living in the rock-built home his parents had made in the lower Sierra Nevada Mountains. Sisto would gain his earliest experiences as an actor after moving to Chicago with his mother and sister (Reedy Gibbs and Meadow Sisto, also actors) at the age of six. Jeremy and Meadow's turn as specters in the Goodman Theater's adaptation of Tennessee William's House Not Meant to Stand earned the young thespians positive notice, and led to theater work with such other Windy City institutions as the Absolute Theater Company and the Cherry Street Theater. After constant auditioning and small roles in commercials and industrial films, Sisto's breakthrough came with his being cast in Lawrence Kasdan's Grand Canyon (1991) after a deceptively discouraging audition. Returning to Chicago to finish school after wrapping up Grand Canyon in Los Angeles, Sisto constantly auditioned and played small roles in theater and independent films before moving to L.A. and finding roles in Clueless (1995) and White Squall (1996). A busy actor in the later '90s, Sisto appeared in the infamous Don's Plum (1998) before his role in the television mini-series The 60s and Jesus (both 1999). The next year Sisto would follow-up as a troubled young filmmaker coming to grips with the death of his wife in This Space Between Us, and with Angel Eyes, a mysterious tale of fate and urban isolation starring Jennifer Lopez.Subsequent roles in Lucky McKee's well-received feature debut May, the popular backwoods slasher flick Wrong Turn, and the 2004 horror-comedy Dead and Breakfast served well to increase Sisto's street credibility among genre buffs, but when he wasn't running from inbred killers in the forest or falling under the spell of mentally disturbed waifs, Sisto was gaining positive notice for his role as a delusional man who believes his life is the subject of a film in Movie Hero, and returning to the small screen in shows like the hit crime drama Law & Order or the ABC comedy Suburgatory.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

71% Ferdinand Ferdinand's Father $70.5M 2017
37% The Other Side of the Door Michael 2016
No Score Yet The Second Sound Barrier Actor 2016
70% Break Point Screenwriter Jimmy Producer 2015
No Score Yet H8RZ Mr. Faustin 2015
100% Batman Vs. Robin Talon 2015
100% Hangman Aaron Producer 2015
14% As Cool As I Am Guy 2013
86% Robot & Frank Sheriff Rowlings $3.3M 2012
No Score Yet Sironia Actor 2012
40% Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Detective Wimbly $71.1K 2010
80% Into Temptation Fr. John Buerlein 2009
54% Gardens of the Night Jimmy 2008
No Score Yet Justice League: The New Frontier Bruce Wayne/Batman 2008
12% Broken Will 2007
No Score Yet The Thirst Darius 2007
90% Waitress Earl $18.7M 2007
38% Unknown Handcuffed Man/Bobby Kinkade 2006
67% In Memory of My Father Jeremy 2006
No Score Yet Dead Dog Actor 2006
No Score Yet A Cat's Tale Actor 2006
No Score Yet Population 436 Steve Kady 2006
50% Dead and Breakfast Christian 2005
41% A Lot Like Love Ben Miller $21.9M 2005
No Score Yet The Nickel Children Doctor 2005
No Score Yet Method Jake 2004
No Score Yet In Enemy Hands Jason Abers 2004
41% The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things Chester 2004
67% Paranoia 1.0 Actor 2004
No Score Yet Paranoia 1.0 Producer Simon J. 2004
No Score Yet Ancient Egyptians Actor 2004
No Score Yet Ancient Egyptians Actor 2003
81% Thirteen Brady $4.6M 2003
68% May Adam Stubbs 2003
40% Wrong Turn Scott $15.2M 2003
No Score Yet The Movie Hero Blake Gardner/The Hero 2003
No Score Yet Something More Actor 2003
No Score Yet Julius Caesar Julius Caesar 2002
73% Showboy Himself 2002
No Score Yet Now You Know Jeremy 2002
No Score Yet Julius Caesar (Caesar) Julius Caesar 2002
33% Angel Eyes Larry $23.8M 2001
No Score Yet Holding Out Actor 2001
No Score Yet Jesus Jesus 2000
No Score Yet Track Down Lance Petersen 2000
No Score Yet Dead Dog Tom Braeburn 2000
No Score Yet Takedown Actor 2000
No Score Yet The Auteur Theory Jules 1999
No Score Yet Trash Sonny James 1999
No Score Yet The '60s Actor 1999
No Score Yet This Space Between Us Alex Harty 1999
60% Playing by Heart Malcolm 1998
79% Without Limits Shorter 1998
17% Bongwater Robert 1998
No Score Yet The Day Lincoln Was Shot Frederick Seward 1998
No Score Yet Some Girl Chad 1998
34% Suicide Kings T.K. 1997
60% White Squall Frank Beaumont 1996
15% Moonlight and Valentino Steven 1995
79% Clueless Elton Tiscia 1995
No Score Yet The Crew Timothy Grant 1995
14% Hideaway Vassago 1995
No Score Yet Desperate Choices: To Save My Child Josh 1992
77% Grand Canyon Roberto 1991

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

63% FBI
2018
Jubal Valentine
  • 2019
  • 2018
No Score Yet ICE
2016-2018
Freddy Green
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
77% The Long Road Home
2017
Staff Sgt. Robert Miltenberger
  • 2017
98% Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
2014
Appearing
  • 2015
67% The Returned (US)
2015
Peter Lattimore
  • 2015
18% Wicked City
2015
Jack Roth Jack
  • 2015
92% Suburgatory
2011-2014
George Altman
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen
2005
Appearing
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Law & Order
1990-2010
Cyrus Lupo Det. Cyrus Lupo Clint Glover
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2003
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice
  • 2008
  • 2006
No Score Yet My Boys
2006-2010
Thorn
  • 2007
No Score Yet Kidnapped
2006-2007
Knapp
  • 2007
  • 2006
No Score Yet Nightmares & Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King
2006
Willie Evans
  • 2006
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Alvin Brickle
  • 2006
83% Six Feet Under
2001-2005
Billy Chenowith Billy
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet Punk'd
2003-2012
Appearing
  • 2004
44% The Twilight Zone
2002-2003
Grady
  • 2003
No Score Yet The Outer Limits
1995-2002
Thomas
  • 2001

QUOTES FROM Jeremy Sisto CHARACTERS

Julius Caesar
Ahghhhghghhhhgh *as he dying*
Julius Caesar
Ahghhhghghhhhgh
Michael
I can't believe it my children are geniuses.
Michael
What if we stayed here? Started a family here?
Elton
I can't find my Cranberries CD, I gotta go to the quad before somebody snags it.
Chef Henri
dis is not your ome
Chef Henri
Dis is not your ome.
Christian
It's home
Chef Henri
Ome.....
Chef Henri
Ome.
Christian
HHHHHome
Christian
Home.
Christian
If I got my ass kicked like that every day I'd be eating these things like....well pez.
Christian
If I got my ass kicked like that every day I'd be eating these things like, well Pez.
Adam
So what do you do, May?
May Canady
I work at the animal hospital...And I sew.
May Canady
I work at the animal hospital. And I sew.
Adam
Okay...Animal hospital.
Adam
Okay. Animal hospital.
May Canady
Some people think it's kind of gross.
Adam
I love gross.
May Canady
Really?
Adam
Mm-hmm. Disgust me, please.
May Canady
Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but... when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well... a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] ...I had to sew that one back up.
May Canady
Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well, a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] I had to sew that one back up.
Adam
There's an Argenta playing at the Beverly in 15 minutes. I took the afternoon off. They're showing "Trauma."
Adam
There's an Argenta playing at the Beverly in 15 minutes. I took the afternoon off. They're showing 'Trauma.'
May Canady
Is that a movie?
Adam
You've never seen "Trauma"?!
Adam
You've never seen 'Trauma'?!
Adam
Whatcha reading about?
May Canady
Amputation.
Adam
Is that for work?
May Canady
Nope. It's just for fun.
Adam
Does this stuff freak you out?
May Canady
Nothing freaks me out.
Adam
That's right, it wouldn't, would it? (Adam pulls out a fake knife) ...You're on to me...I'm a psycho.
Adam
That's right, it wouldn't, would it? (Adam pulls out a fake knife) You're on to me. I'm a psycho.
May Canady
I love your hands. I think they're beautiful.
Adam
I used to be a hand model.
May Canady
I could see you doing that.
Adam
I'm kidding, May.
May Canady
Race cars?
Adam
What's that? Oh, yeah! (embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants) ...my, uh, girlfriend bought me these.
Adam
What's that? Oh, yeah! (embarrassed, he tries to hide his underpants) My, uh, girlfriend bought me these.
Adam
(opens his front door and sees May standing there) - May, you scared the hell out of me! ...What are you doing out here?
Adam
(opens his front door and sees May standing there) - May, you scared the hell out of me! What are you doing out here?
May Canady
Nothing.
Adam
How long have you been standing out here?
May Canady
Since about 2:00.
Adam
You haven't really been standing out here for two hours, have you?
May Canady
(smiles) - What do you think?
May Canady
You don't think I'm weird?
Adam
I do think you're weird.
May Canady
I knew that.
Adam
I like weird. I like weird a lot.
Adam
(May tries kissing him, but she gets too rough and Adam backs off) - Whoa! Jesus Christ! Who taught you how to kiss?
May Canady
(referring to her doll) - Suzie.
Adam
(after showing May his student made horror film) - So, what did you think?
May Canady
It was sweet...
May Canady
It was sweet.
Adam
It was sweet?
May Canady
I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little far-fetched.
Adam
(while kissing May for the first time, she bites his lip) - Owe! God damn it! (Adam looks around her room and sees May's weird doll) ...What the fu*k is that? (he then notices his lip is bleeding) ...Oh, fu*k, I'm bleeding.
May Canady
I know. [May begins sexually wiping Adams blood on her body]
Adam
(weirded out by May's action) - May, what are you doing? ...Please. I need a towel. [May just smiles at him, still wiping his blood on her] ...I think...I think I'm gonna go.
Adam
(weirded out by May's action) - May, what are you doing? Please. I need a towel. [May just smiles at him, still wiping his blood on her] I think, I think I'm gonna go.
May Canady
What?
Adam
I'll see you around.
May Canady
(referring to Adams student horror film) - But it's just like your movie.
Adam
May, this is weird.
May Canady
(smiles) - You like weird.
Adam
(looks at her disgusted) - Not that weird. [Adam walks out of her room]