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Chuck Schwartz

Chuck Schwartz
Chuck Schwartz's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
50% Lebanon, Pa. (2011) Very well made, for the arthouse crowd.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2011
72% The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Buy the premise and the film delivers a pretty good sit.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Mar 11, 2011
B- No Score Yet Boy on a Dolphin (1957) This was the film that helped launch Sophia Loren as an international sex symbol.‐ Ozus' World Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Aug 11, 2008
79% Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008) A Gem of a Family Friendly flick.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2008
14% The Love Guru (2008) Funny. Very Funny(tm)‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2008
71% Definitely, Maybe (2008) Captivating enough to kick the usual date night activities into high gear.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2008
2/10 63% King of California (2007) King of California is all story tones and harmony, with barely a solid melody to hold it together‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Sep 14, 2007
42% No Reservations (2007) A middling time killer and not much more.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2007
96% Ratatouille (2007) Disney Pixar lets loose another four-bagger with Ratatouille, a film that had us laughing so hard we couldn't take notes.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2007
100% Sidekick (2005) Sidekick will be appreciated by comic book fanboys and those who root for no-budget indie films.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2006
3/10 35% Must Love Dogs (2005) more an ad for an Internet dating service than a bright and bubbly hodgepodge of Tales from Blind Date Hell‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2005
6.5/10 74% War of the Worlds (2005) A pretty good popcorn movie.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2005
8.5/10 31% The Longest Yard (2005) Rude, Crude and more entertaining than Episode III . . .‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted May 26, 2005
1/10 30% Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) ZZZ.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted May 23, 2005
9/10 60% The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) As great a SF-based comedy as it is a very silly SF summer movie.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2005
8/10 22% Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2005) Hysterically funny, for those in the know, movie-wise.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2005
1/10 16% xXx: State of the Union (2005) Yech.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2005
3/10 78% Sin City (2005) The most beautiful b&w film we've ever seen. Some common story elements among its three stories would have been nice, though.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Apr 2, 2005
0/10 20% The Ring Two (2005) A scareflick with nary a shiver.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Mar 25, 2005
2/10 10% Elektra (2005) Just badly written. It's a confusing mess and that's that.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jan 14, 2005
8.5/10 56% Ocean's Twelve (2004) Buy the bigger popcorn 'cuz this one is better than the last one.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Dec 10, 2004
5/10 16% Alexander (2004) See it, if only for the visuals that keep your eyes happy in between laughs.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Nov 24, 2004
68% The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) Expecting nothing but 90 minutes of pain and suffering.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2004
8/10 97% The Incredibles (2004) How many times do we have to write the words? See it.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2004
3/10 55% Undertow (2004) A film only a film student could love.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2004
5/10 48% Saw (2004) Dateflick level; a rating offered with the following warning: you've got to really be in the mood to squirm in you seat.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2004
8.5/10 81% Ray (2004) If this film doesn't land -- at minimum -- half a dozen Oscar nominations, we'll buy a hat and eat it.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2004
5/10 7% Surviving Christmas (2004) When it's funny it's very funny. When it's not, it's still an OK dateflick.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2004
0/10 38% The Grudge (2004) An utter waste of time.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 22, 2004
7.5/10 61% The Last Shot (2004) A very funny comedy.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 6, 2004
6/10 40% Ladder 49 (2004) Flashback construction defeats what could be an emotionally arresting story.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 1, 2004
7.5/10 62% I Heart Huckabees (2004) The strangest film comedy we've ever planted for.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Oct 1, 2004
7.5/10 92% Shaun of the Dead (2004) A delightful surprise, as far as zombie comedies go.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Sep 24, 2004
5/10 25% Wicker Park (2004) Once we caught up to the frenzy of the story's editing job, we didn't mind the sit at all.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2004
5/10 51% Vanity Fair (2004) Even the good chick flicks don't have their audiences laughing at 'em.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2004
8/10 86% Collateral (2004) Collateral is one enjoyable surprise after another.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Aug 6, 2004
7.5/10 43% The Village (2004) Suspenseful? Yes. Terrifying? No.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2004
7/10 81% The Manchurian Candidate (2004) A flat out A-list thriller worthy of the extra large tub o' corn.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2004
6.5/10 86% Garden State (2004) A comedy for the arthouse.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2004
0/10 9% Catwoman (2004) A beyond-awful movie destined for any theater still running 'midnight movie' nights.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2004
6.5/10 67% The Door in the Floor (2004) One for the grownups who lean towards the art house.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2004
7/10 58% I, Robot (2004) Buy the big popcorn. It's good to have for the action sequences. It'll keep you busy while you wait for those action sequences to kick in.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2004
7/10 83% Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) As infuriating as it is informative. It is also a very funny movie -- not in a sharp sarcastic manner but more in whack you when you're not looking vein.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2004
10/10 93% Spider-Man 2 (2004) Everything, from story and characters to the expected and amazing special effects, blasts off the screen and knocked us back in our seat.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 30, 2004
4.5/10 70% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004) It's silly-funny.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2004
5/10 61% The Terminal (2004) The first time in a very long run of watching films by Steven Spielberg that we were unmoved.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2004
3/10 29% The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) A relatively story free killfest.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2004
8/10 26% The Stepford Wives (2004) A scream -- the funny kind.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2004
8/10 71% Napoleon Dynamite (2004) The funniest, sex and drug-free high school comedy we've ever seen.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2004
5/10 91% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) You shouldn't have to read the book first, but you do.‐ Cranky Critic®
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2004