Felix Vasquez Jr.

Felix Vasquez Jr.
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict. He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years. He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant. He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
Favorites:
Felix' top ten films of all time: 10. SCHINDLER'S LIST 9. JAWS 8. AMERICAN BEAUTY 7.THE GODFATHER 6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH 5.BEN-HUR 4.COOL HAND LUKE 3. THE STING 2. STAR WARS 1. 12 ANGRY MEN
Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society
Location: New York

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
100% The Orange Years: The Nickelodeon Story (2020) A great injection of 90's nostalgia with a heavy emphasis on the historic significance of Nickelodeon. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2020
63% Girl (2020) A solid mystery thriller that stumbles sometimes, but works thanks to the performance by the often overlooked [Bella] Thorne. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2020
92% A Good Woman Is Hard to Find (2020) A compelling, and wrenching character piece led brilliantly by [Star] Bolger. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2020
70% Haunt (2019) Isn't particularly original, but when you get down to the meat and potatoes, it's surely a lot of fun... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2020
No Score Yet Noise in the Middle (2020) Almost always feels very undercooked, with ideas that never form a cohesive narrative. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2020
82% Scare Me (2020) A perfectly fine one and done horror comedy, it just can never break outside of its own concept to feel actually fleshed out... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2020
88% #Alive (2020) Never boring, consistently creepy, and inspires so much more hope than most zombie pictures unleashed on horror fans these days. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2020
80% Scare Package (2020) Looks like it was a lot of fun to make, it just wasn't fun to sit through. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2020
94% Frank & Zed (2020) Promises to surprise and delight, especially for horror fans craving something new and bold. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2020
No Score Yet Tales From The Hood 3 (2020) It's a decent diversion. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2020
47% Stay Tuned (1992) A lot of fun with an admirably twisted sense of humor... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2020
82% Murder in the Woods (2020) Succeeds as a very good and often tense slasher film that unabashedly embraces the classic slasher set up. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 5, 2020
89% Vampires vs. The Bronx (2020) A fun, creepy, and exciting Halloween treat that completely side steps the hum drum Vampire narrative in favor something original and unique. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 2, 2020
54% Shortcut (2020) A very good horror thriller that daringly dabbles in to some instances of folklore and fantasy for good measure. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 24, 2020
87% Cuties (Mignonnes) (2020) A bold, heartbreaking, and fascinating mix of drama and comedy in the same ilk of "Thirteen" and "Our Song." - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 15, 2020
82% Hail to the Deadites (2020) A breezy, fun, and energetic ode to the classic horror franchise... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2020
96% Feels Good Man (2020) A stellar, and important look in to how art can take on a life of its own and sometimes cause immense chaos. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2020
48% The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) A raucous and fun follow up. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2020
94% Alone (2020) One of the best and most exciting thrillers of the year. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2020
90% King of the Ants (2003) A nice tale of vengeance with some primo acting. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2020
67% Elodie (2019) Director Daniel Ziegler masterfully crafts a movie that's an amalgam of various elements like noir, pulp, crime thrillers, character dramas, and relationship drama and by the end it all comes together so beautifully. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 7, 2020
84% Sixteen Candles (1984) Meandering and kind of dull and doesn't quite manage to be as sweet as its romantic final scene. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2020
40% RAD (1986) Taken as a novelty of the mid to late eighties, 1986's "Rad" is charming in its silliness and camp. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2020
69% Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020) There's nothing really here, save for the usual riffs on "The Deep," "Aliens," "The Abyss," and only a very small connection to the sequel... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2020
21% Perfect (2019) Alcazar's sheer visual brilliance sadly tends to mask a narrative that otherwise has no real direction... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 25, 2020
No Score Yet Mondo Balordo (1964) Absolutely awful... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 18, 2020
86% 1BR (2020) Very stressful and intense experience... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2020
No Score Yet In Action (2020) It's creative, ambitious, and pretty damn fun. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2020
No Score Yet Stadium Anthems (2018) There are occasional guffaws, but the attempts at wit are lost in a myriad sex jokes, sex gags, and puns, and double entendres, ad nauseum. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2020
85% Cassandro the Exotico! (2019) A bold, charming, and unique sports documentary about a true trailblazer. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2020
100% Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado (2020) A wonderful exploration of how hope, and inspiration, and love can destroy so many barriers and unite. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2020
100% Mädchen in Uniform (Girls in Uniform) (Maidens in Uniform) (1931) A beautiful and wonderfully acted drama... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
No Score Yet Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High Aka Vol. 2 (2018) Sadly a disappointing second part to the series revival, even if does the best it can with the little it has. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
No Score Yet Hot Dog: The Movie (1984) It's one of the really awful comedies of the 1980's that I'd recommend strictly for completists of the decade. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
100% Blood & Flesh: The Reel Life & Ghastly Death of Al Adamson (2019) A wonderful documentary chronicling the accidental career of Al Adamson... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
100% Viktor And Viktoria (Viktor Und Viktoria) (1935) Director Schünzel creates a funny, adorable, and entertaining musical that mixes cross dressing and heavy queer overtones. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
94% Michael (1924) A unique and ahead of its time LGBTQ romance dealing in societal taboos... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
No Score Yet Horrors of Spider Island (1960) Teeming with uncomfortable rapey overtones and very obvious lesbian overtones. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2020
97% Knives Out (2019) A breath of fresh air packed tightly with wit, dark humor, and surprises aplenty... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2020
32% The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) Long in the tooth and unfocused and wastes its bang up cast. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2020
53% Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) There's just so much to enjoy with "Hello Mary Lou" as despite its derivative premise, it takes the whole idea to new levels while embracing the inherent camp of the whole concept. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 29, 2020
48% Scoob! (2020) An okay diversion, even if the meddling teens have been in better films. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 18, 2020
78% Blood Machines (2019) A visually brilliant science fiction tale that successfully destroys pigeonholes and doesn't fit in one genre. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 15, 2020
No Score Yet Dark Whispers - Volume 1 (2019) This is a fantastic indie horror anthology and I'm anxiously awaiting "Volume 2" down the road, as I assume Riakos is curating even more excellent female filmmakers for yet another rousing gallery of horror stories. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 14, 2020
93% Klute (1971) Style, grit, and a narrative that pits focus on the unforgiving landscape of New York City. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 11, 2020
26% Gemini Man (2019) Will be known for many things, including a dull, abysmal experiment that just flopped right out of the gate. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 11, 2020
90% Blood Quantum (2020) Thoughtful, eerie, and poetic... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 11, 2020
41% Very Bad Things (1998) It's a dry heave of pitch black comedy that's awful, nasty, unpleasant, rotten and downright unfunny. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 7, 2020
20% The Adventure Club (2017) I suspect even prepubescent movie goers with a love of adventures and exploring might find this pretty exhausting to finish. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2020
No Score Yet R.L. Stine's Monsterville: Cabinet of Souls (2015) "Cabinet of Souls" is mainly an excuse to trot out Disney talent, and to arouse a scare or two. I wouldn't call it a masterpiece, but it will surely entertain its target audience. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2020