The Pizzagate Massacre

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Jeffrey P @vanillavoodoo1 Mar 21 Disappoints by changing course and failing to deliver on what it set up. Categorized as a comedy with hackneyed characters ... it’s just sad, really, but the ending kinda delivers despite the limited build toward it. No conspiracy, no pizzagate. No lizard people? See more Cork B @RT87142816 Mar 17 Some of the performances were over the top in a Napoleon Dynamite sort of way. The plot and motivations made NO sense whatsoever. They were going to Austin to ... find lizard people who kept child sex slaves locked in the dungeon of their pizza stores? I have no idea. Gave up 1/2 way through, and this movie isn't even that long. I am sure this is supposed to be an allegory for our times or something, but it should probably be more compelling. See more C x 3 @CX333 10/11/2023 I jus watched this on Tubi... what a rotten piece of trash. It's a very boring attempt at horror comedy that makes fun of conservatives and conspiracy theories which is just a lame idea for a movie in the first place. It would be cool if it took itself just a little bit seriously, if the plot was vaguely coherent, if the characters had an ounce of charisma. Just a total waste of time. It's very very bad. See more BearWithTrident @RT54214050 07/11/2023 Utter Rubbish. No character development, and a very predictable plot line. See more 08/14/2022 Is there a negative rating? Because this movie deserves it. This was the biggest waste of time ever. The little actual story line was merely a vehicle for splattering blood all over the place. I'll save you the trouble of watching it - a low IQ white militia member hooks up with a self-serving black girl to find out about lizard people in a pizza joint in Austin. A whole bunch of people get killed. The end. If you like a lot of blood and a guy's penis hanging out of his pants, this is the movie for you. If you like a story and characters you can connect with, this is not going to be your cup of tea. Do yourself a favor and spend your time in a more enjoyable manner, like cleaning the litter box or pulling weeds. See more 05/24/2022 Terrible. Horrid acting, boring plot, cliche-filled, waste of time. See more Read all reviews

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