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Goon (2012)



Critic Consensus: Goon is a crude slapstick comedy with well-formed characters and a surprising amount of heart.

Movie Info

Not content with his job as a bouncer at a local Beantown bar and a bit of an embarrassment to his accomplished family, Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott) dreams of the kind of success enjoyed by minor league hockey goon Ross Rhea (Liev Schreiber). When a chance encounter with an on-ice thug leads to a bloody fist fight that Doug easily wins, the coach of the Halifax Highlanders sees potential in this mammoth sized man who is only hampered by his lack of any hockey playing ability and his brother's old figure skates. Standing up to the taunts of the other players, Doug manages to join the team, and with the encouragement of his hockey obsessed best friend (Jay Baruchel) quickly becomes a rising star. Soon he'll have the opportunity to face off against Ross "The Boss" Rhea and perhaps finally land a girlfriend. Now - all he needs is to learn how to skate. -- (C) Magnoliamore
Rating: R
Genre: Sports & Fitness, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg
In Theaters:
On DVD: May 29, 2012
Magnolia Pictures - Official Site


Liev Schreiber
as Ross Rhea
Kim Coates
as Ronnie Hortense
Eugene Levy
as Dr. Glatt
Nicholas Campbell
as Rollie Hortense
Marc-Andre Grondin
as Xavier LaFlamme
Ali Hassan
as Uncle Stevie
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Critic Reviews for Goon

All Critics (104) | Top Critics (27)

As the brutality ramps up, and the story gains real consequence, for some reason, we actually laugh harder. Goon is a comedy, often a very funny one, but you might be hesitant to call it that once you've actually seen it.

Full Review… | January 8, 2013
New York Magazine/Vulture
Top Critic

[Scott] is reason enough to see the film, which otherwise is a by-the-book sports comedy.

Full Review… | April 20, 2012
Washington Post
Top Critic

The movie's unlikely sincerity can't completely offset its ugliness for less bloodthirsty viewers, but it helps, and it does smooth over some narrative rough edges.

Full Review… | April 12, 2012
Boston Globe
Top Critic

I laughed so hard I almost injured myself. My distinguished colleague fell out of his chair.

Full Review… | May 3, 2015
Philadelphia Weekly

Crosses the blue line so often you're compelled to pin it against the boards and administer a quick knee to the groin.

Full Review… | June 2, 2013
The Patriot Ledger

The result is a 92-minute misconduct penalty.

Full Review… | January 8, 2013
National Post

Audience Reviews for Goon


A nice guy with a heart of gold, a boy scout nearly, has one remarkable talent: the ability to bring the ultra-violence. Scott plays this believably, and thus the gorefest that follows is forgivable, and thus the sneaky charm of this work. The cast are all given room to inhabit their characters and so the audience is allowed to root for the near mindless violence ladled out before us. Friggen insidious.

Kevin M. Williams

Super Reviewer

I'm sure the story of this film is pretty good, but I could not get through the first quarter because of the copious amount of swearing. I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to stuff like that and I don't recall ever not finishing a film, but this was so over the top it was distracting to the point of annoyance.

Jon Lantz

Super Reviewer

A very simple, and yet beautiful film, about the life of Doug Glatt (William Scott), a bouncer turned hockey enforcer. It remains very sweet as it follows the even tempered and quite friendly Doug while he gratefully takes on the role of enforcer, or hockey fighter, in the minor leagues. The first great thing about this film is that it has some of the bloodiest fights ever seen, and they're all fun to watch because they come from a place of spectator sport and not filthy bloodlust. To say that they're one and the same is subjective, but when it comes to this film they're separated easily enough. What's also interesting seems to be the character that is Doug. While obviously not human in his retention of pain and misunderstanding from everyone around him, he was likable, even lovable. I will say it, I love the character of Doug Glatt, a man who sees the best in everyone and remains humble and loyal. That and the film is just downright entertaining. From the romantic relationship between Glatt and Eva (Pill), to his friendship with the epithet screaming Pat (Baruchel), to his strange rivalry with Ross Rhea (Schreiber), every relationship in this film entertains. The characters are interesting, the sports scenes actually build tension for the forthcoming final game, and some of these shots are just priceless. Especially when it comes to the fight scenes. They are unapologetically bloody, not at all over exaggerated, and feel very real and yet didn't have the same glory attributed to them in the real world. There's definitely a lack of glory, and clarification of what it means to be a hockey hero or someone who protects their team from hateful rivals. It was also great to find out that Doug was a real person in the credits where they showed some of his real hockey fights. They look as gruesome as the film, which lends even further to the film's realism.

Spencer S.

Super Reviewer

Goon Quotes

Eva: You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
– Submitted by Jonathan R (2 years ago)
Doug Glatt: 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
– Submitted by Bryan G (2 years ago)
Doug Glatt: I think I nailed him.
– Submitted by Adam C (2 years ago)
Ronnie Hortense: Good skills. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up.
Doug Glatt: Oh sorry.
Ronnie Hortense: On the bright side. Those were your own guys you just fucked up.
– Submitted by Connor N (3 years ago)

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