Jay Baruchel

Jay Baruchel

  • Highest Rated: 99% How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Fetching Cody (2005)
  • Birthday: Apr 9, 1982
  • Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
  • A native of Canada who began taking acting lessons at the age of 12, Baruchel was first introduced to television audiences through his numerous appearances on the popular small-fry chiller series Are You Afraid of the Dark? Baruchel would next receive his first taste of sitcom life with a leading role on the short-lived sitcom My Hometown (1996). Though he equates his subsequent stint as host of Canadian television's Popular Mechanics for Kids with his mother showing a date his naked baby pictures, the exposure it gave Baruchel got him stateside attention and he soon made his feature debut, as an obsessive Led Zeppelin fan, in director Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. Relocating to Los Angeles from his hometown of Montréal, Québec for the filming of the cult favorite Undeclared proved an exciting experience. After appearing alongside an impressive cast of young actors in director Roger Avery's The Rules of Attraction (2002), Baruchel made his directorial debut (in addition to producing, editing, writing, and photographing) with the romantic horror-action film Edgar and Jane (2002). Baruchel would continue to find success with comedies, like Knocked Up, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, and She's Out of My League.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Hiccup 2019
No Score Yet How to Train Your Dragon Homecoming Hiccup 2019
No Score Yet Random Acts of Violence Producer Ezra Screenwriter Director 2019
7% The Kindness of Strangers John Peter 2019
42% Goon: Last of the Enforcers Pat Screenwriter Director 2017
No Score Yet The Ten O'Clock People Actor 2016
50% Lovesick Mark Adam Jones 2016
No Score Yet Celtic Soul Executive Producer Actor 2016
No Score Yet Dragons: Dawn of the Dragon Racers Hiccup 2015
92% How to Train Your Dragon 2 Hiccup $147.1M 2014
7% Don Peyote Bates 2014
44% The Art of the Steal Francie Tobin 2014
49% RoboCop Tom Pope $50.7M 2014
83% This Is the End Jay Baruchel Producer $96.3M 2013
66% Cosmopolis Shiner $0.7M 2012
82% Goon Screenwriter Producer Pat $0.9M 2012
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury Hiccup 2011
67% Good Neighbors Victor $7.3K 2011
No Score Yet Johnny Klutz Johnny Klutz 2011
No Score Yet Dreamworks Holiday Classics Actor 2011
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift Of The Night Fury / Book Of Dragons Actor 2011
No Score Yet Notre Dame De Grace Actor 2011
No Score Yet Dreamworks How To Train Your Dragon Legends Actor 2011
No Score Yet Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon Hiccup 2010
40% The Sorcerer's Apprentice Dave Stutler $63.2M 2010
79% The Trotsky Leon Bronstein $0.5M 2010
99% How to Train Your Dragon Hiccup $217M 2010
58% She's Out of My League Kirk Kettner $28.8M 2010
45% Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Sailor Joey Motorola $177.2M 2009
74% Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Tal $31.5M 2008
81% Tropic Thunder Kevin Sandusky $110.5M 2008
32% Fanboys Windows $0.8M 2008
No Score Yet Real Time Andy 2008
33% Just Buried Oliver Zinck 2007
90% Knocked Up Jay $148.8M 2007
52% I'm Reed Fish Reed Fish 2007
No Score Yet Popular Mechanics for Kids - Lightning and Other Forces of Nature Actor 2006
No Score Yet Popular Mechanics for Kids - Firefighters and Other Life Saving Heroes Actor 2006
0% Fetching Cody Art 2005
91% Million Dollar Baby Danger Barch $100.5M 2004
No Score Yet Popular Mechanics for Kids - Radical Rockets and Other Cool Cruising Machines Actor 2004
43% The Rules of Attraction Harry $6.5M 2002
No Score Yet Nemesis Game Actor 2002
89% Almost Famous Vic Munoz $31.8M 2000
No Score Yet Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher Jimmy 2000

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
No Score Yet DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge
2015-2018
Voice
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
93% Man Seeking Woman
2015-2017
Josh Greenberg
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk
2012-2013
Voice
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet DreamWorks Dragons: Riders of Berk
2012
Voice
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Oswald Kittner
  • 2006
93% Undeclared
2001-2002
Steven Karp
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet Are You Afraid of the Dark?
1991-2000
Jason
  • 2000

QUOTES FROM Jay Baruchel CHARACTERS

Hiccup
Who knows, maybe we'll finally track down another night fury... Won't that be something.
Hiccup
Who knows, maybe we'll finally track down another night fury. Won't that be something.
Hiccup
I wish I could be that sure.
Stoick
Listen, I know what it's like to miss someone you love this time of year. but what do we do when they can't be here for the holiday? we celebrate them. and I imagine that's exactly what Toothless would want you to do.
Hiccup
A chief protects his own! We're going back!
Tuffnut
Uhhh, with what?
Ruffnut
Uhhh, he took all the dragons.
Hiccup
Not all of them.
Hiccup
Shut it off bud.
Hiccup
Toothless! You're pounding big baby boo.
Astrid
That's your mother?!
Hiccup
Now you know where I get my dramatic flair!
Astrid
Where've you been?
Hiccup
Oh, you know, catching up with Mom.
Hiccup
Welcome aboard, dragon rider!
Eret Son of Eret
Thanks... I think.
Gobber
Some may suggest this was poorly conceived.
Hiccup
Then it's a good thing that I never listen!
Hiccup
This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We've got hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons.
Hiccup
They're babies! They don't listen!
Hiccup
Should I know you?
Valka
No, you were just a babe. But a mother never forgets.
Hiccup
So... What should we name it? Itchy Armpit it is.
Danger Barch
Oh, look, I'm Shawrelle! I'm humpin' the canvas!
Danger Barch
Anyone can lose one fight.
Tom Pope
I wouldn't buy that for a dollar.
Hiccup
This is Berk. Life here is Amazing. Dragons used to be a bit of a problem, but now they've all moved in! And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.
Jay Baruchel
We just somehow have to prove our worthiness.
Danny McBride
His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.
Jay Baruchel
What the fuck does that mean?
Hiccup
What do ya think bud, you wanna gives this another shot
Hiccup
What do ya think bud, you wanna gives this another shot.
Hiccup
This is amazing
Hiccup
This is amazing.
Doug Glatt
Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious
Doug Glatt
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious
Doug Glatt
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
Pat
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
Danny McBride
If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
Jay Baruchel
What the fuck?
Jonah Hill
Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
Jay Baruchel
The power of Christ compels you!
Jonah Hill
Does it Jay?
Jonah Hill
Does it jay?
Jay Baruchel
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
Jonah Hill
Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!
Seth Rogen
What are you just quoting the Exorcist
Jay Baruchel
Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
Jay Baruchel
Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
Jay Baruchel
Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here...yeh that's racist!
Jay Baruchel
Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here. Yeah, that's racist!
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing you useless reptile.
Jay Baruchel
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
Seth Rogen
Uh...I'm on a cleanse.
Seth Rogen
Uh. I'm on a cleanse.
Jay Baruchel
So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed...
Jay Baruchel
So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?
Seth Rogen
I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
Kirk Lazarus
Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Kevin Sandusky
What?
Kirk Lazarus
You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
Tugg Speedman
Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is..
Tugg Speedman
Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is?
Jay
I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason
You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Jay
Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah
What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
Jay
Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jay
Because your face looks like a vagina.
Hiccup
I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Hiccup
You just gestured to all of me.
Hiccup
But you just pointed to all of me!
Hiccup
You just pointed to all of me.
Hiccup
You just gestured to all of me.
Astrid
[punches Hiccup] That's for scaring me.
Hiccup
Wha.. is it always going to be this way? Is... [gets a full-on kiss by Astrid] I could get used to it.
Shiner
Is there a reason why we're in the car instead of the office?
Eric Packer
What makes you think we're in the car instead of the office?
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Stoick
Turns out all we needed was a little more of this.
Hiccup
You just gestured to all of me.
Stoick
They have killed hundreds of us
Hiccup
....We have killed thousands of them
Hiccup
Thank you, for summing that up
Hiccup
[sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.
Hiccup
Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!
Hiccup
Everything we know about them was wrong
Hiccup
Everything we know about them was wrong.
Hiccup
Pain... love it.
Gobber
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop… this.
Hiccup
But you just pointed to all of me.
Pat
I think my eyeballs just ejaculated!
Hiccup
Ta-ta-dah, we're dead...
Leon Bronstein
Fascist.
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Pat
I'll sign your dick Doug...
Hiccup
"You just gestured to all of me!"
Hiccup
You just gestured to all of me!
Hiccup
Everything we know about them, is wrong.
Hiccup
Well, whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
Astrid
First to ride one, though...
Gobber
Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup
Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... (flexing) this!
Hiccup
Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this!
Gobber
Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup
You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained! There will be consequences!
Hiccup
You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... 'Viking-ness' contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber
I'll take my chances.
Hiccup
Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had (Toothless takes fish)....teeth.
Hiccup
Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had [Toothless takes fish] ...teeth.
Astrid
*hits with axe*
Hiccup
Why would you do that?
Astrid
That's for tricking me. *Hits with axe again* That's for everything else.
Hiccup
Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to LIKE us!
Hiccup
He never listens.
Gobber
Oh yeah it runs in the family.
Hiccup
And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. <mocking Stoick> Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.
Hiccup
And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. [mocking Stoick] Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.
Gobber
Now you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup
...Thank you for summing that up.
Hiccup
Thank you for summing that up.
Dave Stutler
How do you know my name?
Balthazar Blake
Because I can read minds!
Balthazar Blake
It's on your backpack...
Stoick
Winter is almost here and I've got an entire village to feed!
Hiccup
Well between me and you the village could use a little less feeding.
Windows
Lookin' for love in Alderaan places ?
Windows
You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places?
Hiccup
hiccup you just gesterd to all of me . goober yes stop being all of you.
Hiccup
Hiccup you just gestured to all of me.
Dave Stutler
These are old-man shoes.
Veronica
Excuse me?
Balthazar Blake
Excuse me?
Veronica
I love them... a lot.
Dave Stutler
I love them... a lot.
Hiccup
Thanks for nothing you useless reptile.
Hiccup
Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile.
Leon Bronstein
Dwight, are you my Stalin?
Leon Bronstein
Are you my Stalin, Dwight?
Gobber
Nice of you to join the party, thought you'd been carried off.
Gobber
Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup
Who, me? No, come on,l'm Way too muscular for their taste. They Wouldn't know What to do With all this.
Hiccup
Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [gesturing to himself and flexing]
Gobber
Well..!!, They need toothpicks, don't they?
Gobber
Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup
You caught me, I've been making outfits! Take me back to the village.
Stoick
This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup
I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
Hiccup
I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just, kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
Hiccup
"Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Hiccup
Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Hiccup
Not so fireproof on the inside, are you?
Hiccup
Huh..toothless? I could've sworn you had...teeth.
Hiccup
Okay! You got me, I've been making outfits!
Hiccup
[about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
Hiccup
Thank you for the breast-hat.
Hiccup
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Hiccup
Pain, love it.
Hiccup
Thank you for summing that up.