Spy Hard (1996)

Spy Hard (1996)

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Critic Consensus: Leslie Nielsen's comic gifts are undisputed, but Spy Hard's lazy script and slapdash direction fail to take advantage of them.

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Dead pan Leslie Nielsen stars as Dick Steele, agent WD-40, in this uneven send-up of spy thrillers and other popular genres done in the hilarious style of the Zucker/Abrams "Naked Gun" series. WD-40 is a James Bondish sort who gets called from retirement to stop his nefarious megalomaniacal and armless nemesis General Rancor from overtaking the world. Steele receives assistance from tasty Russian agent Veronique Ukrinsky. Movies massacred in the ensuing chaos include Speed, Pulp Fiction, True Lies, Sister Act, Home Alone, Jurrassic Park and even Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Several stars also make cameos including Ray Charles, Mr. T., Pat Morita, Robert Culp, Dr. Joyce Brothers and Fabio.
Rating:
PG-13
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Comedy
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Studio:
Hollywood Pictures

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Cast

Marcia Gay Harden
as Miss Cheevus
Charles Durning
as The Director
Mason Gamble
as McCluckey
Leslie Nielsen
as Dick Steele, Agt. WD-40
Brian Howe
as Clubhouse Bartender
Nicollette Sheridan
as Veronique Ukrinsky
Barry Bostwick
as Norman Coleman
Hulk Hogan
as Steele's Tag Team Member
Elizabeth Kaitan
as Helicopter Ticket Agent
Stephen Burrows
as Agent Burrows
Robert Culp
as Businessman
Alexandra Paul
as Woman in Murphy Bed
Curtis Armstrong
as Pastry Chef
Andy Griffith
as Gen. Rancor
Shari Shattuck
as Stewardess
Ray Charles
as Bus Driver
Mr. T
as Helicopter Pilot
Julie Payne
as Mother Superior
Michael Berryman
as Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Carl Ciarfalio
as Thug No. 1
Robert Guillaume
as Agent Steve Bishop
Elya Baskin
as Prof. Ukrinsky
Hollis Hill
as Agent No. 2
Clyde Kusatsu
as Noggin
Eddie Deezen
as Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Stephanie Romanov
as Victoria/Barbara Dahl
John Ales
as Kabul
Downtown Julie Brown
as Cigarette Girl
Thom Sharp
as Agent Sharp
Ron Morgan
as Weapons Lab Worker
John Kassir
as Rancor Guard at Intercom
Gary Owens
as M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video
Katherine Moffat
as Agent Moffat
Bruce Gray
as The President
Roger Clinton
as Agent Clinton
Keith Campbell
as Thug No. 2
Joyce Brothers
as Tag Team Member
Johnny Cocktails
as Postal Worker
Joey Dente
as Dead Wise Guy--Goombah
Angela Visser
as Georgeous Blonde
Diane Klimaszewski
as Twin No. 1
Elaine Klimaszewski
as Twin No. 2
Fabio
as Himself
Tyler Patton
as Punk Leader
Rick Cramer
as Rancor Terrorist/Helmlich
Carol Lombard
as Singing Nun
Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita
as Brian the Waiter
Jeff Sanders
as Bird-Calling Rancor Guard
Thuy Trang
as Masseuse
Kelly Lange
as Herself
Michael Lee Gogin
as Short Rancor Guard
Tata Vega
as Singing Nun
Wayne Cotter
as Male Dancer
Tina Arning
as Dancer No. 1
Paul Eliopoulos
as Agent No. 1
William Barillaro
as Blind Driver
Jeannine Wagner
as Singing Nun
Linda Harmon
as Singing Nun
Sally Stevens
as Singing Nun
Darlene Koldenhoven
as Singing Nun
Bruno Marcotulli
as Sad Mime
Tara Leon
as Manicurist
Austin Kottke
as Boy with Balloons
Andrew English
as Paratrooper
Julia Waters
as Singing Nun
Bruce Paul Barbour
as Stunt Double for Leslie Nielsen
Pat Tanzillo
as Agent Tanzillo
Mil Nicholson
as English Countdown Lady
Fran Montano
as Carny at Weapons Lab
Nia James
as Rancor Terrorist
Valentino Johnson
as Michael Jackson Look-alike
Michael Leahs
as Jogger
Esau McKnight
as Skippy/Warrior on Cell Phone
Desiree More
as Herself
Joanne Nerlino
as Machine Gun Packing Nun Leader/Singing Nun
Gayle Obodzinski
as Dancer No. 2
Pee Wee Piamonti
as Fighting Rancor Guard
Reid Worthington
as Balloon Popping Boy
Maxi Anderson
as Singing Nun
Billie Barnun
as Singing Nun
Maria Del Rey
as Singing Nun
Jeanie Long
as Singing Nun
Maxine Waters
as Singing Nun
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Critic Reviews for Spy Hard

All Critics (40) | Top Critics (14)

The jokes come in sporadic volleys rather than the steady machine-gun pace of The Naked Gun and Airplane!, and, with a few exceptions, they are less truly aimed.

Full Review… | June 14, 2013
Philadelphia Inquirer
Top Critic

As funny as Nielsen can be, like all comic actors he still needs the quick-thinking jokes and zingy one-liners to be genuinely funny.

Full Review… | June 4, 2013
Chicago Tribune
Top Critic

Spy Hard just comes off as a long commercial. And yes, that means most of the best moments you've seen in the movie's trailer.

Full Review… | June 4, 2013
Seattle Times
Top Critic

More of a cinematic joke book than a real movie, Spy Hard hits you with gags faster than Henny Youngman on speed. Even when individual bits misfire, the unrelenting barrage of silliness can break down your resistance.

Full Review… | June 4, 2013
Orlando Sentinel
Top Critic

Spy Hard is a loose send-up of the Bond series and other overly expensive action flicks, but after Hot Shots! Part Deux and National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 who needs another action parody?

Full Review… | September 7, 2011
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

Never mind that the smutty, high-tech 007 capers already wink at the conventions of the bikini-clad, gizmo-strewn genre. If the martini is shaken, not stirred, why beat it to death with a swizzle stick?

Full Review… | July 6, 2010
Washington Post
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Spy Hard

Piece of poo! Scuba Site

Dead Angel
Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

Leslie Nielson does a funny James Bond spoof, which is actually better than some of the James Bond movies! I liked when he was attempting to sneak into someone's apartment, and ends up trashing the entire place.

Lafe Fredbjornson
Lafe Fredbjornson

Super Reviewer

Another spoof starring Leslie Nielsen sending up Die Hard, Jame Bond and plenty of other action films. Will raise a few laughs but not the best spoof around.

Dean King
Dean King

Super Reviewer

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