Charles Robert Carner Director, Screenwriter Larry the Cable Guy Deputy Larry Stalder Actor Ivana Milicevic Madeleine Dimkowski Actor Yaphet Kotto Alonzo Moseley Actor Peter Stormare Arthur Grimsley Actor Eric Roberts Wilford Duvall Actor Joe Mantegna Dr. Rondog "Doc" Savage Actor Jenny McCarthy Connie Actor Sean Bridgers Norm Actor J.P. Williams Producer Alan C. Blomquist Producer Thomas J. Busch Executive Producer Michael Goi Cinematographer Marc Leif Film Editing Eric Allaman Original Music Cabot McMullen Production Design David Tennenbaum Art Director Lisa Wolff Set Decoration Susan Kaufmann Costume Design Junie Lowry-Johnson Casting Libby Goldstein Casting Debbie George Casting Sharon King Casting