Jay Harrington Ted Actor Andrea Anders Linda Actor Portia de Rossi Veronica Actor Jonathan Slavin Phil Actor Malcolm Barrett Lem Actor Isabella Acres Rose Crisp Actor Mark Deklin Mordor Guest Star Maz Jobrani Dr. Bhamba Guest Star Jennifer Landa Kristi Guest Star Rachelle Lefevre Rebecca Guest Star Brady Matthews Steve Guest Star Bill Parks Ernie Guest Star Shantel Wislawski Sabrina Guest Star Stanley Ullman Coffee Cart Guy Guest Star Jonna Kae Volz Verionica's Secretary Guest Star Victor Fresco Executive Producer Dan O'Shannon Writer Michael Teverbaugh Writer Michael Alan Spiller Director