Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 (2019)

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Air date: Oct 6, 2019

Host and executive producer Tiffany Haddish delivers on her promise to find the funniest kids in America! The premiere episode's first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

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Air date: Oct 13, 2019

A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with a ball-cleaning business; Taylor Swift superfans.

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Air date: Oct 20, 2019

An 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany's job; a 9-year-old yodeler; and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, "She Art, By Tiffany Haddish"; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.

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Air date: Oct 27, 2019

A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan.

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Air date: Nov 3, 2019

A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

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Air date: Nov 10, 2019

Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

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Air date: Nov 17, 2019

In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

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Air date: Dec 8, 2019

This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

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Air date: Dec 22, 2019

Children talk about their favorite holiday traditions; an 8-year-old magician.

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Air date: Jan 5, 2020

This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

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Cast & Crew

Eric Schotz
Executive Producer
Tiffany Haddish
Executive Producer
Jack Martin
Executive Producer

Critic Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1

All Critics (4) | Top Critics (1)

This show wants the kids on its air to bolster and bring further attention to famous adult celebrities. In this, it gets the equation of how to bring together young people and stars precisely and disastrously backwards.

Oct 3, 2019 | Full Review…

Host upstages cute kids in mediocre reboot, some innuendo.

Oct 8, 2019 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Producer-host Tiffany Haddish tries hard, but these children brim with a smarmy precocity.

Oct 7, 2019 | Full Review…

Unless you're just exhausted and just want something you can watch with your family, it's best to skip this new version of Kids Say because, at least right now, it's more about the host than the kids.

Oct 7, 2019 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1

  • Oct 28, 2019
    As others have said the host draws too much attention to herself, also the kids seemed a bit too old for the humor that made the older versions so great. I only made it through about 5 minutes before I gave up on it.
  • Oct 14, 2019
    Absolutely terrible. It should be called "Tiffany Haddish Says the Most Annoying Things!" Look, I love shows about kids, like Little Big Shots, but this show is NOT about kids, or maybe about how to be the most annoying, vapid, celebrity-worshiping, consumeristic kid in your class. This is everything people HATE about kids on TV, combined with an annoying host who thinks this is her vehicle towards further stardom, which she never hesitates to inform either the kids or her audience about. Please cancel this tripe quickly.
  • Oct 07, 2019
    Seems pretty contrived and really not funny to me. I love Tiffany Haddish but not this show. The best past was the old clip they showed of the original Art Linkletter show.,

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