Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 (2019 - 2020)

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Air date: Oct 6, 2019

A panel of future rock princesses question Tiffany's friendship with one of their favorite musicians; two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do; Tiffany convinces kids to film a commercial for a fake product.

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Air date: Oct 13, 2019

A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with a ball-cleaning business; a 10-year-old helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend; three girls give Tiffany advice on reconciling with an estranged friend; a surprise for three Taylor Swift superfans.

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Air date: Oct 20, 2019

An 11-year-old aspiring comic; a 9-year-old yodeler; a fast-talking 7-year-old; Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; a group of kids from Harlem teaches Tiffany how to double dutch.

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Air date: Oct 27, 2019

A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; three girls give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend.

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Air date: Nov 3, 2019

Two youngsters fall in love at first sight; a 7-year-old pretends to speak multiple languages; an 8-year-old surfer who is very protective of crabs; a group of young string instrument virtuosos performs; a 9-year-old aspiring talk show host.

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Air date: Nov 10, 2019

Kids who have slick dance moves; a germophobe; a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal; a 10-year-old college student; a senior citizen who says the "darndest" things.

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Air date: Nov 17, 2019

A Thanksgiving-themed episode; kids frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey; Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to actor Jack McBrayer.

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Air date: Dec 8, 2019

Kids discuss the pros and cons of having siblings; an 11-year-old aerialist phenom; youngsters are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake; Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

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Air date: Dec 22, 2019

Children talk about their favorite holiday traditions; Tiffany plays Santa's helper to determine who is on the nice list; an 8-year-old magician.

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Air date: Jan 5, 2020

A panel of sassy girls gives advice on dealing with boys; Tiffany stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun; an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team.

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Cast & Crew

Rob Huebel
Guest Star
Eric Schotz
Executive Producer
Tiffany Haddish
Executive Producer
Jack Martin
Executive Producer

Critic Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1

Audience Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1

  • Aug 03, 2021
    (Int. Game Show Studio) Urainia: Today I'm talking to Bobbie. Bobbie: Hi. Urainia: Bobbie, I'm gonna put some pictures of celebrities- Bobbie: What are celebrities? (laugh track plays/looks scared) Whoa... Urainia: (fake laughs) That's okay, Bobbie. It's just a symphony of robots played to make you feel less alone. Bobbie: Where's my Mommy? Urainia: Look at the camera man, Bobbie, he has a puppet! CameraMan: (holds puppet/in silly voice) Hello Bobbie! Bobbie: (makes face as celebrities flash on screen in back of him) Mommy... Urainia: Bobbie (spins chair to face giant head of ACTRESS) Can you tell me who this is, Bobbie? Bobbie: I don't know. Urainia: She demands 20 million a picture, Bobbie, you gotta know who she is. Bobbie: No! Urainia: (shakes Bobbie) The whole system banks on you demanding specific actresses to play these roles, Bobbie, Think! Bobbie: I-- Urainia: Do you like to watch cartoons, Bobbie? Bobbie: Yeah? Urainia: Name me all the voice actors, I'll flash their faces across the screen to give you a clue. (Screen freezes on ACTOR) He made 2 million alone for a 30 second cameo. Bobbie: I don't... Urainia: You can do it, Bobbie. The whole system depends on you demanding these people play your parts, and you are the future!
  • Oct 28, 2019
    As others have said the host draws too much attention to herself, also the kids seemed a bit too old for the humor that made the older versions so great. I only made it through about 5 minutes before I gave up on it.
  • Oct 14, 2019
    Absolutely terrible. It should be called "Tiffany Haddish Says the Most Annoying Things!" Look, I love shows about kids, like Little Big Shots, but this show is NOT about kids, or maybe about how to be the most annoying, vapid, celebrity-worshiping, consumeristic kid in your class. This is everything people HATE about kids on TV, combined with an annoying host who thinks this is her vehicle towards further stardom, which she never hesitates to inform either the kids or her audience about. Please cancel this tripe quickly.
  • Oct 07, 2019
    Seems pretty contrived and really not funny to me. I love Tiffany Haddish but not this show. The best past was the old clip they showed of the original Art Linkletter show.,

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