Home > Kids Say the Darndest Things > Season 1 « TV Series Page Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 (2019) Want to see Episode List Season 1 Kids Say the Darndest Things Critics Consensus No consensus yet. Not enough ratings to calculate a score. TOMATOMETER Critic Ratings: 4 0% Audience Score User Ratings: 5 More Info × Close Submit review Want to see Submit review Super Reviewer Super Reviewer Tap to review this movie Review this tv season Edit Review Super Reviewer Rate this season Oof, that was Rotten. Meh, it passed the time. It’s good – I’d recommend it. Awesome! So Fresh: Absolute Must See! What did you think of this tv season? (optional) Submit Continue Super Reviewer Step 2 of 2 How did you get your ticket? Submit By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. You're almost there! Just confirm how you got your ticket. Super Reviewer Rate this season Oof, that was Rotten. Meh, it passed the time. It’s good – I’d recommend it. Awesome! So Fresh: Absolute Must See! What did you think of this tv season? (optional) Submit How did you get your ticket? Submit By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Episodes 1 You're Famous, But You Ain't All That Air date: Oct 6, 2019 Host and executive producer Tiffany Haddish delivers on her promise to find the funniest kids in America! The premiere episode's first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup. More 2 Taylor Swift is My Friend Air date: Oct 13, 2019 A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with a ball-cleaning business; Taylor Swift superfans. More 3 Dad, Plug Your Ears! Air date: Oct 20, 2019 An 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany's job; a 9-year-old yodeler; and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, "She Art, By Tiffany Haddish"; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style. More 4 Stick It to 'Em Air date: Oct 27, 2019 A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan. More 5 Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment Air date: Nov 3, 2019 A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host. More 6 You've Been Lying to Your Momma? Air date: Nov 10, 2019 Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things. More 7 Turkey in Space Air date: Nov 17, 2019 In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer. More 8 Could I have a $20, Dad? Air date: Dec 8, 2019 This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police. More 9 Santa's Got a Six Pack Air date: Dec 22, 2019 Children talk about their favorite holiday traditions; an 8-year-old magician. More Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 Videos 1:59 Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 Trailer View All Videos (1) Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 Photos View All Photos (5) Tv Season Info Genre: Television Network: ABC Premiere Date: Oct 6, 2019 Cast Tiffany Haddish Rob Huebel Tiffany Haddish Kevin Frazier Episodes 1 You're Famous, But You Ain't All That Air date: Oct 6, 2019 Host and executive producer Tiffany Haddish delivers on her promise to find the funniest kids in America! The premiere episode's first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup. More 2 Taylor Swift is My Friend Air date: Oct 13, 2019 A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with a ball-cleaning business; Taylor Swift superfans. More 3 Dad, Plug Your Ears! Air date: Oct 20, 2019 An 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany's job; a 9-year-old yodeler; and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, "She Art, By Tiffany Haddish"; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style. More 4 Stick It to 'Em Air date: Oct 27, 2019 A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan. More 5 Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment Air date: Nov 3, 2019 A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host. More 6 You've Been Lying to Your Momma? Air date: Nov 10, 2019 Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things. More 7 Turkey in Space Air date: Nov 17, 2019 In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer. More 8 Could I have a $20, Dad? Air date: Dec 8, 2019 This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police. More 9 Santa's Got a Six Pack Air date: Dec 22, 2019 Children talk about their favorite holiday traditions; an 8-year-old magician. More Critic Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 All Critics (4) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (4) This show wants the kids on its air to bolster and bring further attention to famous adult celebrities. In this, it gets the equation of how to bring together young people and stars precisely and disastrously backwards. Oct 3, 2019 | Full Review… Daniel D'Addario Variety Top Critic Host upstages cute kids in mediocre reboot, some innuendo. Oct 8, 2019 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review… Emily Ashby Common Sense Media Producer-host Tiffany Haddish tries hard, but these children brim with a smarmy precocity. Oct 7, 2019 | Full Review… Glenn Garvin Reason Online Unless you're just exhausted and just want something you can watch with your family, it's best to skip this new version of Kids Say because, at least right now, it's more about the host than the kids. Oct 7, 2019 | Full Review… Joel Keller Decider View All Critic Reviews (4) Audience Reviews for Kids Say the Darndest Things: Season 1 Oct 28, 2019 As others have said the host draws too much attention to herself, also the kids seemed a bit too old for the humor that made the older versions so great. I only made it through about 5 minutes before I gave up on it. John C Oct 14, 2019 Absolutely terrible. It should be called "Tiffany Haddish Says the Most Annoying Things!" Look, I love shows about kids, like Little Big Shots, but this show is NOT about kids, or maybe about how to be the most annoying, vapid, celebrity-worshiping, consumeristic kid in your class. This is everything people HATE about kids on TV, combined with an annoying host who thinks this is her vehicle towards further stardom, which she never hesitates to inform either the kids or her audience about. Please cancel this tripe quickly. Ken N Oct 07, 2019 Seems pretty contrived and really not funny to me. I love Tiffany Haddish but not this show. The best past was the old clip they showed of the original Art Linkletter show., Michele L See all Audience reviews News & Features 150 Erotic Movies Ranked worst to best! 2019's Most Anticipated 63 movies coming up this year 200 Essential Movies Chosen by RT staff! 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