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Season 1 – Kids Say the Darndest Things

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Host Tiffany Haddish highlights the comedic perspectives of a diverse group of kids in a mix of in-studio and taped segments, such as Kids Rule, in which kids explain to Tiffany the rules for everything from sportsmanship to dating; Love Talk, where Tiffany seeks advice on her love life; Best Carpool Ever, with Tiffany taking on carpool duty with a minivan full of kids; Granny Tiff, when Tiffany, in prosthetics and dressed up as an older woman, receives technology advice from the kids; and more.

Critics Reviews

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Daniel D'Addario Variety 10/03/2019
This show wants the kids on its air to bolster and bring further attention to famous adult celebrities. In this, it gets the equation of how to bring together young people and stars precisely and disastrously backwards. Go to Full Review Emily Ashby Common Sense Media 10/08/2019
2/5
Host upstages cute kids in mediocre reboot, some innuendo. Go to Full Review Glenn Garvin Reason Online 10/07/2019
Producer-host Tiffany Haddish tries hard, but these children brim with a smarmy precocity. Go to Full Review Joel Keller Decider 10/07/2019
Unless you're just exhausted and just want something you can watch with your family, it's best to skip this new version of Kids Say because, at least right now, it's more about the host than the kids. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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08/03/2021 (Int. Game Show Studio) Urainia: Today I'm talking to Bobbie. Bobbie: Hi. Urainia: Bobbie, I'm gonna put some pictures of celebrities- Bobbie: What are celebrities? (laugh track plays/looks scared) Whoa... Urainia: (fake laughs) That's okay, Bobbie. It's just a symphony of robots played to make you feel less alone. Bobbie: Where's my Mommy? Urainia: Look at the camera man, Bobbie, he has a puppet! CameraMan: (holds puppet/in silly voice) Hello Bobbie! Bobbie: (makes face as celebrities flash on screen in back of him) Mommy... Urainia: Bobbie (spins chair to face giant head of ACTRESS) Can you tell me who this is, Bobbie? Bobbie: I don't know. Urainia: She demands 20 million a picture, Bobbie, you gotta know who she is. Bobbie: No! Urainia: (shakes Bobbie) The whole system banks on you demanding specific actresses to play these roles, Bobbie, Think! Bobbie: I-- Urainia: Do you like to watch cartoons, Bobbie? Bobbie: Yeah? Urainia: Name me all the voice actors, I'll flash their faces across the screen to give you a clue. (Screen freezes on ACTOR) He made 2 million alone for a 30 second cameo. Bobbie: I don't... Urainia: You can do it, Bobbie. The whole system depends on you demanding these people play your parts, and you are the future! See more 10/28/2019 As others have said the host draws too much attention to herself, also the kids seemed a bit too old for the humor that made the older versions so great. I only made it through about 5 minutes before I gave up on it. See more 10/14/2019 Absolutely terrible. It should be called "Tiffany Haddish Says the Most Annoying Things!" Look, I love shows about kids, like Little Big Shots, but this show is NOT about kids, or maybe about how to be the most annoying, vapid, celebrity-worshiping, consumeristic kid in your class. This is everything people HATE about kids on TV, combined with an annoying host who thinks this is her vehicle towards further stardom, which she never hesitates to inform either the kids or her audience about. Please cancel this tripe quickly. See more 10/07/2019 Seems pretty contrived and really not funny to me. I love Tiffany Haddish but not this show. The best past was the old clip they showed of the original Art Linkletter show., See more Read all reviews
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Cast & Crew

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Tiffany Haddish

Host

Rob Huebel

Guest Star

Jack McBrayer

Guest

Eric Schotz

Executive Producer

Tiffany Haddish

Executive Producer

Jack Martin

Executive Producer

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Oct 6, 2019 You're Famous, but You Ain't All That A panel of future rock princesses question Tiffany's friendship with one of their favorite musicians; two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do; Tiffany convinces kids to film a commercial for a fake product. Details Episode 2 Aired Oct 13, 2019 Taylor Swift Is My Friend A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with a ball-cleaning business; a 10-year-old helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend; three girls give Tiffany advice on reconciling with an estranged friend; a surprise for three Taylor Swift superfans. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 20, 2019 Dad, Plug Your Ears! An 11-year-old aspiring comic; a 9-year-old yodeler; a fast-talking 7-year-old; Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; a group of kids from Harlem teaches Tiffany how to double dutch. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 27, 2019 Stick It to 'Em A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; three girls give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Details Episode 5 Aired Nov 3, 2019 Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment Two youngsters fall in love at first sight; a 7-year-old pretends to speak multiple languages; an 8-year-old surfer who is very protective of crabs; a group of young string instrument virtuosos performs; a 9-year-old aspiring talk show host. Details Episode 6 Aired Nov 10, 2019 You've Been Lying to Your Momma? Kids who have slick dance moves; a germophobe; a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal; a 10-year-old college student; a senior citizen who says the "darndest" things. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 17, 2019 Turkey in Space A Thanksgiving-themed episode; kids frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey; Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to actor Jack McBrayer. Details Episode 8 Aired Dec 8, 2019 Could I Have a $20, Dad? Kids discuss the pros and cons of having siblings; an 11-year-old aerialist phenom; youngsters are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake; Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police. Details Episode 9 Aired Dec 22, 2019 Santa's Got a Six Pack Children talk about their favorite holiday traditions; Tiffany plays Santa's helper to determine who is on the nice list; an 8-year-old magician. Details Episode 10 Aired Jan 5, 2020 She's Totally Not Ready A panel of sassy girls gives advice on dealing with boys; Tiffany stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun; an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Details Episode 11 Aired Jan 12, 2020 A Thousand Thumbs Up! A young food critic goes on a culinary adventure; kids break down the best way to eat pizza; Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player; an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection; a virtual assistant stirs up trouble. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 19, 2020 My Work Is Done Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the funniest moments of the season; a 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Va. Details

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Season Info

Executive Producer
Eric Schotz, Tiffany Haddish, Jack Martin
Network
ABC
Rating
TV-PG (D)
Genre
Comedy, Variety, Reality
Original Language
English
Release Date
Oct 6, 2019