Roseanne Barr Roseanne Conner Actor, Executive Producer John Goodman Dan Conner Actor Laurie Metcalf Jackie Harris Actor Michael Fishman D.J. Conner Actor Sara Gilbert Darlene Conner Actor Johnny Galecki David Healy Guest Star Glenn Quinn Mark Healy Guest Star Ben Thomas Officer Thomas Guest Star Jenna Elfman Garland Guest Star David Strickland Officer Gumer Guest Star Ritch Shydner Toll booth operator Guest Star Marcy Carsey Executive Producer Tom Werner Executive Producer Rob Ulin Executive Producer Cynthia Mort Writer Gail Mancuso Director