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David Kagen

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Hologram Man Chief of Police 1995
3% Getting Even With Dad Little League Coach 1994
No Score Yet Boris and Natasha Gun Salesman 1992
No Score Yet Body Chemistry Freddie 1990
No Score Yet Conspiracy: The Trial of the Chicago 8 John Froines 1987
52% Friday the 13th, Part VI - Jason Lives Sheriff Garris 1986

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

90% Bones
2005-2017
Sam Eagen
  • 2013
91% House
2004-2012
C.E.O.
  • 2008
  • 2005
No Score Yet Family Law
1999-2002
Kenneth Dalton
  • 2002
50% Star Trek: Enterprise
2001-2005
Maj. Klev
  • 2002
88% Angel
1999-2004
Salesman
  • 2000
No Score Yet V.I.P.
1998-2004
Frank Zeit
  • 1999
No Score Yet Beverly Hills, 90210
1990-2000
Brenda's Attorney
  • 1994
No Score Yet Melrose Place
1992-1999
Roger
  • 1993
No Score Yet The A-Team
1983-1987
Willis
  • 1986

QUOTES FROM David Kagen CHARACTERS

Dep. Rick Cologne
Mike, over here! - (points to the ground, where they see arms and legs) ...I'll order up some body bags.
Dep. Rick Cologne
Mike, over here! - (points to the ground, where they see arms and legs) - I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris
(referring to Tommy) - Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Dep. Rick Cologne
Well, he picked the right day to pull this sh*t.
Sheriff Garris
What do you mean?
Dep. Rick Cologne
Happy Friday the 13th.
Tommy
Don't shoot, please!
Sheriff Garris
You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
Tommy
Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
Tommy
Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend.
Sheriff Garris
You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
Tommy
Will you listen, dammit?
Sheriff Garris
Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
Sissy
You mean the Jason of Camp Blood?
Tommy
Yes.
Sheriff Garris
No!!!
Sheriff Garris
No!
Dep. Rick Cologne
This kid really wants us to believe his story.
Sheriff Garris
That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it (Tommy suddenly turns off road) ...Fu*king "A"! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
Sheriff Garris
That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it. (Tommy suddenly turns off road) Fu*king 'A'! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
Sheriff Garris
That, what we call it in the books, is screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!
Sheriff Garris
Holler if you see anything.
Officer Pappes
Like what?
Sheriff Garris
Anything that don't belong.
Sheriff Garris
That's my daughter's car.
Officer Pappes
How do you want us to proceed?
Sheriff Garris
With extreme care, asshole! If the kid's with her, there's every good chance he'll try to do something crazy.
Tommy
(in the car; to Megan) - Please don't do anything crazy.
Tommy
You have me where you want me. There's no reason...
Tommy
You have me where you want me. There's no reason.
Sheriff Garris
If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.